Now here's a headline (I hope) you don't see every day.......

[marmar]

Woman Allegedly Poisoned Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Dogs: Cops


Police say a New Mexico woman who was arrested for allegedly poisoning her roommates admitted that she did so because they caught her having sex with their dogs.

Shari Walters, 53, was arrested Wednesday in Albuquerque after her roommates told Bernalillo County Sheriff’s deputies that she'd admitted putting rubbing alcohol and toilet bowl cleaner in their food.

They said that the alleged poisoning occurred two weeks ago, the evening after her female roommate, Beverly Bradley, allegedly discovered Walters "lying nude in a backyard shed with her German shepherd, Spike," according to Raw Story. .............(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/15/shari-walters-dog-sex-poisoning_n_5682149.html?utm_hp_ref=crime

[notadmblnd]

1. It's sad, but you gotta laugh.

I hope her victims are OK. However, two dumbs just don't make a smart.

[Brickbat]

2. This is the third time I've seen it on DU in two days.

I hope she gets the help she clearly needs. It takes a lot of damage to get to that level.

[roody]

3. I have 3 dogs, but I don't know how to

have sex with them.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Google is your friend...

and no, I don't have a link for you.

[rug]

5. Use bacon.

[Kurska]

6. Take them out to a fancy dinner

Play the cards you're dealt from there.