Charlies Pierce: The Who Will Be Indicted First? Derby.

[kpete]

Charlies Pierce is back from vacation:

In a sane democracy, the idea of Rick Perry as president of the United States would be treated as the fringe enthusiasm of shoeless mouth-breathers. In 2012, the man could barely get from a subject to a verb without turning an ankle. Now, four years later, he puts on a pair of hornrims, and we are all supposed to buy him as legitimately the best person for the worst job in the world? I guess that's what the kidz at Tiger Beat On The Potomac think, anyway, because they broke a lot of rock telling us that Goodhair is going to ride out the latest ditch into which he's steered his bandwagon -- to wit, beating both Chris Christie and Scott Walker to the tape in the Who Will Be Indicted First? Derby.

The Rest:
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Rick_Perry_Is_Not_Funny

[yeoman6987]

1. I don't think anybody wants him

President, but himself.

[needledriver]

2. The Who will be indicted first?

I always thought it would be The Stones.

[Atman]

4. DUZY

You beat me to it!

[FSogol]

3. No way he can catch former VA Gov, Bob "Me & Maureen need more stuff" McDonnell

Put all four of them in a cell together and let's make it a reality show!