"Make mine merde." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox News Radio's Todd Starnes!!!!

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Todd ("What's so wrong with using rubber under-sheets?&quot Starnes is saying: "It should be obvious, Geraldo. . . . Obama had someone sell Michael Brown some really killer weed . . . which I wouldn't be surprised was laced with something like PCP's or animal steroids. . . .(Just wait until the toxicology report comes out!!! ) . . . Then, when he was high and out of his mind, Obama ordered one of this thug brothers in Ferguson punk him so he'd act out and attack the police, . . . Then Obama had Justice order that Brown's body be left in the street for over four hours to wildly enflame the crowds and place was ready to explode, . . . then he sent Sharpton in. . . . Well, the rest is history. . . . It's got Obama written all over it!! . . . It should be as plain as a lobotomy!"




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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/18/foxs-todd-starnes-accuses-obama-administration/200463

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1. "Well, Geraldo, I'm basically here to ask the question that's on everybody's minds

but no one dares ask . . . . I mean it's embarrassingly obvious! . . . It's so objectively apparent it seems impolite to bring it up for most, but others are just scared. . . . And I'm sure you've asked this to yourself as well, Geraldo, since it's so surely so . . . . Just why, oh why, does Obama hate America so much???? . . . I'm trying to be objective here."

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2. "To answer your question, Geraldo,

there's nothing, nothing, not a single thing wrong with the truth! . . . And I've always said so. . . . Only it's so bland, or flat, like. . . It just sits there. . . . It doesn't care how you feel, good or bad or indifferent. . . . So I say, why not feel good? . . . Hun, Geraldo? . . . It only makes sense, . . . and as professionals we have to make good sense, right? . . . . Right?"

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3. "Well, Geraldo, some people say they don't trust Fox News.

. . . But the same ones that say that are usually discredited individuals, felons, child molesters, and serial killers. . . . Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense."