"Even my tapeworm has a personality!" . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

[skip fox]

Sara ("Sometimes I get my mind all mixed up with what I'm saying to whoever it is I'm talking with unless it's in a dream. . . . Just how is that crazy?&quot Palin is saying: "Well, Megyn, if you want to know the truth, Tina Fey owes me big time! . . . After all, what is she but a talentless frump who would be changing beds in some nursing home now if it wasn't for me? . . . . But what really bothers me is her ego! She thinks the world revolves around her! . . . Imagine! . . . I say again, Megyn, without me she'd be seen as the little, insignificant nothing that she is!"


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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/20/sarah-palin-snl_n_5695023.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

[skip fox]

1. "Well, Megyn, you know what I always say:

If there's someone at your door selling grizzly bear restraints and they say it's for a good cause like the beatification of grain silos or adoption of a rare virus, then it's kinda like your obligation to contribute to the maelstroms or fight die-trying. . . . Otherwise, you're just dusting the furniture in an orphanage, right? . . . Ah . . . Right? . . . Megyn?

[monmouth3]

2. And Megan seems to be thinking to herelf..."How in god's name have I sunk low enough to have to

interview and endure this nincompoop?"....

[WI_DEM]

3. As usual Palin is trying to get publicity for herself

By attacking Tina Fey. Frankly, what has this nit wit done since John (dumbass) McCain felt she was the one person who was best prepared to take over the presidency if something should happen to him? Nothing but try and sell herself to the highest bidder.

[skip fox]

4. To be clear, CAPTIONing at DU is a creative act.

But many of us try to "channel" the essence of our subject for purposes of satire.

That is, Palin didn't say these precise words, yet in the case of this CAPTION's case it's not far away from what she actually said. Her "egoism" comment was directed to SNL in general.

[dembotoz]

5. megyn when you show your age and fox dumps you i will give you a chance to audition on MY network

as long as you don't look gooder than i