Woman Allegedly Beats Man Who Farted In Her Face

[joeybee12]

A South Carolina woman was arrested Monday after allegedly hitting a man she said “passed gas” in her face.

Jessica Cerney, 33, told police that 64-year-old Darrell McKnight came home drunk at about 7:45 p.m. and farted on her visage while she was lying on the couch, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun. Furious about the blast, Cerney left the house, but says McKnight followed her outside.

An argument ensued that allegedly resulted in McKnight approaching her in a “threatening manner,” and Cerney allegedly punching McKnight in the face three times.

McKnight was taken to a hospital for a swollen eye, while Cerney was not injured, according to WBTW.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/21/jessica-cerney-passed-gas-fart-face-darrell-mcknight-beats_n_5697863.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

[badtoworse]

1. I'm blown away

[snooper2]

2. I hope they don't give her the gas chamber

[clarice]

3. I laughed like crazy when I read that...wheeeeuuu....I'm pooped. nt

[Arugula Latte]

4. An ill wind blew through that house.

But, really, who gives a toot.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i literally dont know what the appropriate response is here. so much fail.

[bluesbassman]

6. Geez, it was just in general direction. I wonder if her mother was a hamster?

[unblock]

8. fetchez la vache!

[sir pball]

10. Jesus Christ!

Right....CHARGE!

[Travis_0004]

7. Im not sure I trust this story

Something about it smells fishy

[Capt. Obvious]

9. Face farting is a well known MRA tactic