Ban breastfeeding in public, because it promotes ‘gay pride’

[KamaAina]

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/08/19/activist-ban-breastfeeding-in-public-because-it-promotes-gay-pride/

Patrick Johnson, director of anti-abortion group Personhood Ohio, is urging for people to contact state lawmakers to call for a blanket ban on female nudity....

“I am sick that women can legally bare their breasts to children and to married men against their will in Ohio.

“What they did was an offense to God, was an offense to the public morality, and the legislature should act to criminalize what they did.”

He added on Facebook: “The gay pride parade in Columbus is 500,000 strong – why? Because the women go topless. This is the only one where I’ve seen this level of nudity.

Derp.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Derp

[Scootaloo]

2. Wow. Sounds like this guy has a Gordian Knot of sexual anxieties

[Initech]

3. So to extrapolate this guy views all public nudity as the same.

Women bearing breasts at Gay Pride events = the same as women breastfeeding in public. When's the last time he set foot in a museum or watched an R-rated movie? Or does he view those the same?

[el_bryanto]

4. Ann Coulter once argued that Bill Clinton was kind of gay because he clearly enjoyed

sex with women.

Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.

. . .Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.

DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.

Ms. COULTER: Right.

DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.

Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

Wonkette had the story - but it's apparently disappeared.

Bryant

[sarisataka]

5. The difference...

[hifiguy]

12. + a googolplex.

[RKP5637]

6. Dig into this guy's background some and I bet one is sure to find

some pretty disturbing emotional behavior. Associations like this are just simply bizarre.

[NightWatcher]

7. People should wear clothes all the time, just like gawd made them

I think it's funny haw he's anti-abortion but won't let the mom feed the baby in public. He's not anti-abortion, he's anti-women having freedom over their own bodies.

[underpants]

8. A "blanket ban"? But if they used a blanket....

oh never mind

[KittyWampus]

9. so stupid it's not even good for comic relief

[ck4829]

10. Do they have like a breast limit, like how there is a radiation limit?

The Pair of Breasts (PB) Scale will keep fundies safe.

1 PB - Normal (If you are married to her, it's in your bedroom, and the end-game is to reproduce. Anything else than that, then consult the Sexual Promiscuity (SM) scale)
2 PB - Warning. heterosexuality at risk
3 PB - Alert! Heterosexuality is compromised
4 PB - DANGER! Repentance for sin of lust is now mandatory.
5 PB and greater - GAME OVER!!! Danger to immortal soul, almost certainty of becoming left wing atheist homosexual

[hifiguy]

11. That is well beyond derp.

That is beyond the "Ancient Aliens" guy. I am not sure just where this falls but it's definitely on the menu at the Caribou Barbie Word Salad Bar.

[joeybee12]

13. If 500,000, then half are gay men, so naked breasts make them gay?

That appears to be what he's saying...what a pathetic piece of donkey dung.

[yardwork]

14. Bear their breasts to married men against their will...

I haven't heard that old idea in a whole. Straight out of the Old Testament. Loose women tempting married men, leading them to sin against their will.

This guy hates and fears women.