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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums'Left Behind': Film Review
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie/left/review/737580?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=hollywoodreporter_breakingnews&utm_campaign=THR%20Breaking%20News_now_2014-10-02%2009%3A29%3A37_JfroschThe Rapture wont come soon enough for the unfortunate souls forced to suffer through Left Behind, the big screen reboot of the direct-to-video, faith-based film series starring Kirk Cameron. Essentially playing like a spoof of 70s era disaster movies, this adaptation of the mega-selling books written by Jerry B. Jenkins and Tim LaHaye demonstrates that a bigger budget and a bigger star (Nicolas Cage) doesnt necessarily make ridiculous material any more palatable.
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Awkwardly combining religious proselytizing with disaster movie tropes, Left Behind, with its sub-par production values, howler-filled dialogue and terrible performances, fails miserably on every level. Cage, who in interviews has said he took the role at the urging of his pastor brother, seems virtually sedated throughout, even when his character is convinced that his plane is headed for certain doom.
The first entry of an intended franchise, the film only inspires hope that its creators will see the light before its sequels can be developed.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)No good deed goes unpunished. Your pastor brother will owe you big time, but I'm not sanguine about his ability to discharge his debt to you.
trusty elf
(7,387 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,366 posts)Love it.
Laxman
(2,419 posts)or Chiller Theater, where do they get a market for this stuff? Who directed this movie, Samual Z. Arkoff? Will this be on a double bill with The Giant Claw or The Thing With Two Heads?
iscooterliberally
(2,860 posts)They could make it a horror movie and film the part when they all arrive in heaven, naked at the same time.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)The Kiss My Left Behind series by Earl Lee is, of course, a parody of the Left Behind series. Now, if someone just had the stones to make a movie series from these.
Kiss My Left Behind 2: The Tribulation Farce. Quote from Goodreads:
Orrex
(63,203 posts)This film must be made.
brooklynite
(94,503 posts)"Left Behind, with its sub-par production values, howler-filled dialogue and terrible performances, fails miserably on every level. "
pnwest
(3,266 posts)Familiar with "howler"... TIA.
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brooklynite
(94,503 posts)In what was surely a first in the annals of motion-picture marketing, an early ad for Left Behind featured a quote taken not from a film critic, but rather from Satan himself, who allegedly quipped, Please do not bring unbelievers to this movie. This presents a rare scenario in which Christian moviegoers ought to feel perfectly secure heeding the advice of the Devil, as this faith-based thriller is likely to inspire far more dorm-room drinking games than religious conversions. With a Sharknado-inspired visual style and a deeply weary lead performance from Nicolas Cage, Left Behind is cheap-looking, overwrought kitsch of the most unintentionally hilarious order, its eschatological bent representing its only real shot at box office redemption. The film hits theaters this weekend, but as for when believers can expect to see the tenets of their faith reflected with any sort of sophistication or intelligence in a mainstream genre film, we still know neither the day nor the hour.
http://variety.com/2014/film/reviews/film-review-left-behind-1201319012/
RockaFowler
(7,429 posts)underpants
(182,773 posts)Sadly, the film never speculates on which U2 members, if any, were raptured from their London soundcheck.
Initech
(100,063 posts)Right. Chances are we probably won't stop laughing at Nicholas Cage's patented scene chewing first. Really the trailer is cheesy even for Nicholas Cage standards.
Beach Rat
(273 posts)Its a freaking miracle that a movie like this got made!
Initech
(100,063 posts)If he thinks that movie will convert people, he's .
Beach Rat
(273 posts)Everyone was saying "Good Lord!"
tech3149
(4,452 posts)Turned into a full blown Evangelical and tried to give me a set of the books, told me I needed to read them. I spent two weeks in 2004 turning him on to most of my progressive resources and he started to see the light. A couple of years later my mother wanted to price them for a yard sale. I let her set the price, gave her the money then took them post haste to the burn pile. I'm sure we'll probably see the movie coming in free mailers from some religiously insane outfit soon enough.
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)irisblue
(32,968 posts)twice a day for the last 4 days....amazing
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Then, just for being who they are, He will give them as the better people, a fresh start to do it all over again. Not because they deserve it, but just because they 'believe' He will single them out for an eternal reward.
This is not that far from what other philosphies and religions promise their followers. They're magical thinkers who believe they are free from any of the laws of nature or cause and effect.
If I sound harsh, it's just because at one time I saw this not as literal, but as a symbol of changing one's self to be a better person. Since the advent of Lehay's franchise, people take Rapture theology to say they are superior to other people, and free to destroy the planet.
They are particularly harsh on the natural world and call environmentalists pagans and ungodly. But they say what was once called God's Creation is just temporary, so nothing done to it matters. It's psychopathic.
But they believe they'll get the improved version handed to them later as their reward and trashing the world. Gore brought up the political and social implications of this way of thinking that the Earth is disposable in the last pages of his book, Earth in the Balance. They hated him for it.
Sad to see Cage in this, but acting is just what it defines itself to be, an act.
IVoteDFL
(417 posts)I do thank Hollywood for this though. My grandparents had these books lying around and it used to scare the shit out of me when I was little. Now I can have a good laugh about the film.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)I think John Travolta is going to be happy. This piece of crap has a really good chance of knocking Battlefield Earth off the worst ever big budget movie pedestal.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)As the old bromide goes, no movie can ever be better than its script, and when you start out with fishwrap/birdcage liner like this not even Scorsese or Coppola could do anything with it.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,307 posts)Michael Ordoña, San Francisco Chronicle, Left Behind review: Dont go find it
Matt Pais, RedEye, Left Behind is the years funniest movie
Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune, Review: Left Behind, 0 stars
A.A. Dowd, The A.V. Club, God only knows how they made a worse version of Left Behind
underpants
(182,773 posts)With good reason
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I think part of me was just raptured
johnp3907
(3,730 posts)Prophet 451
(9,796 posts)I was looking forward to this already but adding RiffTrax to it just sends it completely over-the-top. The only thing comparable would be their riff of Reefer Madness and that was so funny, I had trouble breathing.
Prophet 451
(9,796 posts)Combining the author's wooden dialogue with Cage's overacting is likely to be a scream!
ladyVet
(1,587 posts)She had given me the first book to read years ago. I made it through three pages before I had to stop. It's that bad. And I've read some really bad prepper porn (what can I say, I love apocalyptic/PA fiction). This was worse.
Funny, I never could get her to take that book back. Ended up donating it to Goodwill. Please forgive me.
underpants
(182,773 posts)No I don't watch it. Was flipping around channels and saw that she was on it. No coincidence I am sure.
JEFF9K
(1,935 posts)Alongside the Atlas Shrugged movies as the worst of all time.
marmar
(77,077 posts)..... Doesn't he owe the IRS millions?