Roots grow out of vagina after woman uses potato as contraceptive

[n2doc]

After experiencing pain in her abdominal area, the Columbian woman went to a local hospital to get help.

Embarrassed, she told nurses she had put a potato into her vagina two weeks ago, because she was advised it would prevent pregnancy. According to Columbiareports.co, the potato germinated and grew roots. The nurse who attended to the woman found the roots had visibly emerged from her vagina. The potato was eventually removed, non surgically.

Sex education is a taboo subject in the conservative Columbian community after families boycotted classes aimed at informing the youth on such topics.

http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyle/2014/10/03/roots-grow-out-of-vagina-after-woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive

[antiquie]

1. Sure is similar to this oldie.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/emergent/potato.asp

[malaise]

2. Who would have thunk that one could give birth to a potato

plant - seriously that is ignorance on steroids.

[liberal N proud]

3. Root cause...

Sex education is a taboo subject in the conservative Columbian community.

Taboo conservative boom!

[Capt. Obvious]

4. I once knew this girl

let's just say peanut butter, dog, and surprise party.

True story.

[Xyzse]

5. I... OMG... The possibilities are endless.

[NV Whino]

6. This story goes well with the guy smuggling $1200 worth of meat in his pants

[pnwest]

7. Hahaaaaa!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

[woodsprite]

8. Gives a whole new meaning to "Meat and Potatoes kind of guy".

[Marrah_G]

12. WIN!

[LawDeeDah]

15. Karl Hungus?

[Botany]

9. I wonder how the potato tasted?

n/t

[Habibi]

10. If that ain't locally grown

I don't know what is.

[LawDeeDah]

16. lol

supersize fries, on the side.

[Marrah_G]

11. wtf?

[Cal Carpenter]

13. All else aside, this shows us that both potatoes and vaginas are freaking amazing

[Brickbat]

14. Heartbreaking to think that a grown woman is kept from knowing about her own body such that she

thinks this is a viable option. I find this really sad.

[kath]

17. So what is this website linked in the OP? They don't know that the country is ColOmbia??

[JaneyVee]

18. Ugh. I hate when that happens.

[jmowreader]

19. In a way, it would prevent pregnancy if you left it in there

In general, a penis won't fit in a vagina that has a potato in it.

You do, however, have to wonder who dreams up shit like this.