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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSatan now promoting Nicolas Cage’s movie about the rapture
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Satan now promoting Nicolas Cages movie about the rapture
The once powerful Prince of Darknessonce known for such lofty stunts as convincing a lady to eat an apple that would make her smarter, thereby condemning the whole world to have to wear clothes and die and stuff (gee, wonder what the moral of that story was?) is maybe not doing so well these days, as it seems he has been reduced to writing blurbs for the upcoming Nicolas Cage movie Left Behind, along with several evangelical preachers and that one dude from Duck Dynasty.
The poster featuring Lucifers comment was first posted to the Left Behind Facebook page on Monday, and later reported by BuzzFeed.
Satan humbly requests that you, the faithful, do not bring unbelievers to see Left Behind. Probably because this movie is going to be so good that all of the unbelievers, myself included, will be like Oh man, Nicolas Cages acting is just so good and not at all overwrought, I totally accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior now, and whatnot. Too bad for Satan though, because I have every intention of recapping this movie in is entirety on here as soon as its on the OnDemand or Amazon Instant.
If you are not familiar with Left Behind, its a series of books and Kirk Cameron movies about people getting vacuumed up into heaven, and then everyone else being like Oh man! Weve been left behind! Because we werent that into Jesus! Better start fighting Satan/the United Nations now, before no one can buy or sell anything without the mark of the beast! ..............(more)
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/228794/satan-now-promoting-nicolas-cages-movie-about-the-rapture/
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Satan now promoting Nicolas Cage’s movie about the rapture (Original Post)
marmar
Oct 2014
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Iggo
(47,548 posts)1. This unbeliever can't wait to see the comedy hit of the summer.
Try and stop me.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)2. I wonder what costume you'll wear
Initech
(100,062 posts)5. This movie will provide the inspiration for some great drinking games.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)3. This movie is an important reminder that fundies need to write down what stuff goes to which person
You can't just wait for rapture and be like, yeah, verbal agreement you can have my stuff-
You have to write it down!
OnyxCollie
(9,958 posts)4. This is what happens when you don't pay your taxes.