Terror as gigantic Muslim spiders bring deadly Ebola to UK

[KamaAina]

...and the SHARIA LAW arachnids are also set to cause the worst winter for fifty years -- and YOU'RE paying for it



Psssst! It's satire. The Poke's slogan is "Time well wasted."

[SomethingFishy]

1. Ok...

That was funny...

[procon]

2. LOL - written by Billy Bullshit, Head of Propaganda

Look for the obligatory OMG Breaking News! bulletin on Faux News in... five... four... three...

[lpbk2713]

3. Tune in tomorrow to Limbaugh and Hannity for the full story.

OMFG ... I wouldn't put it past them to report this as fact and blame it on Obama.

[unblock]

4. "because nonces sell papers to idiots like you quicker than princess diana headlines do these days."

[jwirr]

5. My goodness. A paper worse than Fox News!

[KamaAina]

6. The actual Daily Fail is pretty bad

but not quite as bad as Faux.

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. I am quite seriously expecting people to think you can catch Ebola over the internet

or telephone.
Just watch....there will at least a hoax email claiming that.
most likely from Facebook.

[Fla_Democrat]

8. I actually thought the two stories

I actually thought the two stories at the top were rather sharply done. I could almost see it being a TMZ link.....

[yuiyoshida]

9. surely there's a link and ....

I KNOW, DON'T CALL YOU SHIRLEY!!!

[Princess Turandot]

10. Satire? What about the one that attacked Liverpool in 2008?

http://metro.co.uk/2008/09/03/giant-mechanical-spider-attacks-liverpool-458082/