New fish species to be named after Dick Cheney

[riverwalker]

[KamaAina]

1. Or...

[lpbk2713]

2. It's got to be a bottom feeder.

Deadeye Dick never looked that good.

[Bette R. Daize]

30. Bottom feeder - Good One!!!

[hifiguy]

3. It has to be cannibalistic.

[Erose999]

4. If any fish was like Cheney it would be the dreaded Candiru.

[notadmblnd]

5. A whole new sport will open up. Slimey dick fishing

Or, maybe not

[cui bono]

28. That's not a new sport.

[democrank]

6. How did this thing get caught...

especially with five deferments?

[valerief]

11. Boom!

[shenmue]

7. From the depths, Cthulhu is rising

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. At least it has a heart.

n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

9. You're going on appearance alone

If you consider behavior, I nominate one of the parasitic species of lamprey.

[valerief]

10. I know, you can only kill it by shooting it in the face.

[irisblue]

12. colonic parasite is also a good choice.

he messed up our shit for all time that evil sludge wearing human skin.

[Mister Nightowl]

13. Satan Snapper

[librechik]

14. the snarl fish n/t

[calimary]

18. I would love to see your little sig line video in larger form!

Drummer dog!

[madokie]

35. I copied it to my email and sent it to myself and it was about twice as big

I right clicked then down to view image properties and then copied the highlighted line and sent it to myself.

[rateyes]

15. You mean they are going to call it a Large-mouth Ass?

[madokie]

36. LOL

good one

[OldRedneck]

16. What do you have against fish??

[calimary]

17. Not ugly enough.

[Warpy]

19. Poor, unfortunate looking blobfish

They should name it Ziggy. I understand it's a relatively inoffensive creature.

Only something extremely poisonous or utterly vicious should be named after Cheney.

[rhett o rick]

20. Sorry, but it needs a snarl with teeth. nm

[littlemissmartypants]

21. Link please. eom

[littlemissmartypants]

22. ...slowly exits

[Playinghardball]

23. Looks like a huge dick...

Perfect!

[Zambero]

24. A bit too too cheery for Cheney

Otherwise anatomically (cold-blooded) correct.

[marble falls]

25. Its not ugly enough.

[ffr]

26. I understand it's not this ugly at depth

[Cleita]

27. Don't insult the poor innocent fish. eom

[yuiyoshida]

29. FOR A BRIEF MOMENT I THOUGHT

they were referring to a new breed of genetically manipulated PIRANHA!

[dgauss]

31. I see Cheney there but where's the fish?

[alarimer]

32. Not the slippery dick?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick

[MoonRiver]

33. "The Naked Truth; It Ain't Pretty" eom

[muntrv]

34. That's cruelty to animals!

[Autumn]

37. Not even, look in it's eyes and you can see a soul.

Old dead dick don't have one.

[Octafish]

38. Sneerfish

[Kalidurga]

39. what does it taste like?

[lindysalsagal]

40. Chickenhawk.

Oh, yeah.

[Kalidurga]

43. Awesome

bet they serve yellow cake for dessert.

[lindysalsagal]

49. genius!

[lindysalsagal]

41. Too late. They're already got a blowfish.

It's just too easy.

[politicat]

42. invasive, rapacious and hostile?

[kairos12]

44. Bass-tard.

[MohRokTah]

45. It's been Psychrolutes marcidus since the 19th century.

Of course, the common name of "Blobfish" is obviously a takeoff on the former Secretary of Defense and Vice President.

[Marrah_G]

46. LOL

[Not a Fan]

47. Poor Fish

Cruel and unusual punishment.

[cascadiance]

48. I must finds the precious ats the bottom of the lake