Phil Robertson: "Biblically correct sex" means no diseases ever

[shenmue]

http://wonkette.com/562812/be-biblically-correct-between-the-sheets-with-these-duck-dynasty-sex-tips

The magnate of reality show "Duck Dynasty," Phil Robertson, said that if nobody had sex outside of marriage, ever, there would never be any more nasty sex cooties. There's one problem: the concentration of three common STDs is highest in the Southeast.

[Aristus]

1. Well,

it isn't as if he could ever have sex outside of marriage. He has the sex-appeal of roadkill...

[Jackpine Radical]

2. My advice for him on how to avoid STDs--

He should go fuck himself.

[Initech]

3. Then why do we still have the infectious disease known as Duck Dynasty on the airwaves?

[Xolodno]

4. Ok....so lets run with that...

Perfectly fine to have more than one wife and concubines (several accounts in the Bible..Most popular...story of Jacob).

Perfectly fine to render the services of a prostitute....see story of Judah (one of Jacob's sons).

And Leviticus law says if someone is caught doing the whoopee with someones unwed daughter...just pay off the dad and voila...you have another wife.

So why was leprosy such a big problem back then?

[True Blue Door]

5. Why should we care what some nut says?

I do not acknowledge the existence of people whose only claim to political relevance is that they talk shit.