Police release report on Palin family brawl

[WI_DEM]

Anchorage police released a report regarding a brawl involving about 20 people -- including members of Sarah Palin's family -- that occurred last month, the Alaska Dispatch News reports.

"Police said they arrived to find Track Palin, shirtless, bloody and heavily intoxicated, getting into a white limousine to leave the party. Witnesses described a large fight involving at least 20 people that included members of the Palin family. Several witnesses said they watched Bristol Palin repeatedly punch homeowner Korey Klingenmeyer in the face. Klingenmeyer told police he had asked Bristol Palin to leave, after which she became angry and began punching him."

Read the entire police report online.

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2014/10/09/palin_family_brawl_detailed_in_police_report.html

[FSogol]

1. Stay classy Palins!

[SomeGuyInEagan]

24. Oh, for THOSE cops to have had lapel video cameras ...

... that a big FU to John McCain, for giving that dipshit on the national landscape.

[cwydro]

2. Hilarious. nt

[yellowcanine]

3. Technically it doesn't sound like a "Palin family brawl"

To me, a "family brawl" involves all members of the same family, or at least same family plus in-laws. But that is a quibble I know.

[yellowcanine]

5. Lot more info here......

It does sound as if much of the Palin gang was there and involved, including Tawd and Sarah. Too funny.

http://amandacoyne.com/politics/eyewitness-comes-forward-on-palin-brawl/

[snooper2]

17. read the whole police report- to sum it up, Drunk Willow Drunk Bristol started shit

In the end all Failins got involved and proceeded to get their asses kicked

[Hissyspit]

40. And they weren't even originally invited, if I remember correctly?

[Politicalboi]

56. But it was Toads birthday

Those people should have been honored to have the Palin family there. They could have celebrated his birthday anywhere

[FSogol]

27. Palin Hootenanny, Palin Scrum, Palin Hostilities, Palin Slap Attack, Tracks' Butt Whupping,

Palin Fracas, Rumble on the tundra....


The Palins should be glad, I don't work for CNN....

[yellowcanine]

61. Palinageddon

[etherealtruth]

4. How many people voted for the McCain-Palin ticket?

How close did this band of inbreeds come to DC?

[3catwoman3]

7. That they were even the Republican ticket...

...was way too damn close for me.

[progressoid]

10. But think of how fun the annual White House Easter egg hunt would have been!

[riqster]

11. Too many, and too close.

[riqster]

6. Omnis trasha e trasha (to mangle a bit of Latin).

Forgive me, ancient Romans, for the indignities I foist upon your noble tongue.

[msanthrope]

30. Pergamentum is trash in Latin....don't ask me to decline it. nt

[msanthrope]

30. Pergamentum is trash in Latin....don't ask me to decline it. nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

48. I thought trash was detritus.

Quod, me vexari?

[grahamhgreen]

8. Corey called Bristol a slut. Bristol punched her 'in the face' multiple times. Might be some truth

to the accusation......

[arthritisR_US]

38. Reading the report of all the witnesses and

those directly involved, the Pallin girls were the only ones to allege the slut comment....

[tblue37]

50. They kept getting the nasty name mixed up, too. The first time she told the cop he

called her a slut. Then she changed it to "cunt." Then Todd said he called her a bitch. But no other witness heard him call her anything. All said he was calm and controlled with her and did not fight back at all when she was punching him, though he did eventually hold her arms to stop her from throwing any more punches after the first 6.

I can't believe I read the whole thing! (Remember that Alka Seltzer commercial?)

But what all the other witnesses say is that when drunk Bristol came tearing around to the back yard threatening to "kick some bitch's ass," Korey told her she wouldn't be starting any fights there and he wanted her off his property. When she demanded, "Who the f*ck are you," he told her he owned the house, and then she insisted that he did NOT own the place and she would knock him out too.

Then he said, "Go ahead and hit me," and when she did, he said, "If that make's you feel good, hit me again," so she landed 5 more hard punches to his face, using both hands. Finally tiring of being assaulted, he grabbed her arms to stop the punches and pushed her away from him, but drunk as she was, she fell down. One witness said that some of the wives also came to help pull Bristol away from Korey, and that she fell down when they did. But Bristol's version has Korey knocking her to the ground and then dragging her around by the legs while calling her nasty names.

Then Todd came running around to the back yard ready to fight Korey, claiming he called Bristol a bitch. That started round three or four, since the Palins were involved in at least one fight out front up the street, possibly two--or that might have been just an extension of the first one.

When the cops were talking to Korey, Todd and Sarah also approached angrily and started yelling at him.

And, no, they had not been invited to the party. They just decided to show up since it was Todd's birthday, too, and he had heard Korey was throwing a big party for three other people. Apparently Korey was quite annoyed about their uninvited appearance at the party, too.

[arthritisR_US]

55. Ya, I can't believe I read the whole thing too and

your synopsis of it was my understanding of things too.

[madokie]

9. I get the willies just thinking how close we came to this family

hanging out around the white house. Every time I read about the word salad and her clan I get this overwhelming desire to hug myself for voting for Obama "hug hug"

[Feral Child]

14. Picture the WhiteHouse "Keggers".

With McCain yelling at Sarah, "Get off my lawn." And Sarah shrieking back,"Don't you know who I am?" (To be honest, if he was having an episode, he might forget.)

Todd and Track "Injun Rasslin" on the lawn. Bristol puking in the bushes (preggers, drunk, or both?).

The ATV ruts...

Good, Clean, American Reality Show Fun.

[Monk06]

52. Palin/Putin mud wresting and judo matches. That's what the end of the world would look like.

[Feral Child]

59. HA!

Extremely funny, Monk

[freshwest]

18. +1

[philosslayer]

49. Well to be honest....

As heartbroken as I was in 2004 when John Kerry lost, just imagine how John Edwards would have worked out as the VP.....

[madokie]

54. You are so right

Its hard to predict future behavior from anyone. I sure wouldn't have thought he'd flame out like he did.

[spanone]

12. any charges filed or were those beaten paid off?

[dixiegrrrrl]

21. Funny you ask....

Police in Anchorage, Alaska announced on Thursday there are no plans to press charges ..........
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sarah-palin-family-brawl-police-report?utm_content=buffer4501f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[yellowcanine]

13. And the Palins left the scene in a white stretch Hummer limo.

You can't make up this shit.

[TlalocW]

15. I have something new on my bucket list

I will infiltrate a republican event where Sarah Palin is scheduled to speak, commandeer the sound and light system, and when she is introduced, I will play this (below) while having the lights go crazy.

TlalocW

[Rex]

16. So why didn't the cops stop the white limo? Wasn't there probable cause to detain the fam?

How convenient they show up just in time to suck fumes from the limo.

[snooper2]

19. read the whole police report, they questioned them, bristol tried to start fight with cops there

LOL, losers

[Rex]

20. So I wonder why she was not arrested for disorderly conduct?

Guess white limos have their advantages.

[bullwinkle428]

25. Tried to fight with the cops? She's lucky she's white.

[snooper2]

26. No, she started going back up the driveway and was cussing and yelling at house owners

[arthritisR_US]

39. Ya I didn't read it as her fighting with the cops

but rather her trying to stir up shit again with the home owners.

[HughBeaumont]

22. Millions of Americans thought "President Sarah Palin" was a great idea. A FEW DOZEN MILLIONS.

If THAT doesn't frighten you more than any horror movie, ghost story or Kenny Roger's botox, then I don't know what will.

[Fred Sanders]

37. The stupid folks need a little luv'n also, so she exists.

[nolabear]

23. In spite of hoe entertaining that report was, if those people had not been the Palins

and LORD KNOWS if they had been black, that whole "he was belligerent" and argumentative stuff would have gotten him thrown down, cuffed, arrested and possibly shot.

I was mightily impressed with how all the Palin crowd was treated so terribly! Not a one of them did anything to deserve the abuse they suffered at the hands of those terrible, terrible people. Of course, everybody else who was there tells a different story, but since the Palins have never done anything before to make me believe they would be deceptive or flaut the law, I have no choice but to commend the police on their sound judgement in allowing those poor people to get back into the stretch Hummer and go home, although really an apology from the bastards who "sat on Bristol's ass" might have been appropriate.

[Fred Sanders]

35. And nary a mention out of Fox Spews, one of their own paid talkers?

[liberalhistorian]

47. I realize it was a typo, but I gotta

admit that I love the Freudian slip of "hoe" for "how"! It sure fits that whole useless family, lol!

[nolabear]

57. LOL! I think I'll let it stay.

[Blue Owl]

28. I'm hearing banjos

n/t

[grasswire]

29. I'm visualizing "Hee Haw"

Palins in the corn patch. The jokes write themselves.

[msanthrope]

33. For you...

http://m.

[hifiguy]

32. Not even the best writers of

The National Lampoon's Seventies heyday could have imagined that anything like the Failin' Palin clan could have wound up anywhere national politics.

[msanthrope]

34. Can you imagine what these fuckwits paid to buy up all cell footage? nt

[1StrongBlackMan]

36. There IS a tape ...

"Paging Janice Schnell(?) ... Ms. Schnell(?), please report ... and bring your cell phone."

[Voice for Peace]

41. janice schnell... where is the video?

[Curmudgeoness]

42. I am so glad that I wasn't one of those cops

trying to sort out that cluster. So many stories. But all but Bristol's story was that she was punching on the homeowner....Bristol, of course, said that the homeowner was picking on her. Jeez.

[lutefisk]

43. One of my favorite passages, from Willow Palin

Willow Palin reported that "people were saying things like 'Fuck the Palins'".

I honestly don't think she understood why people might have been saying that.

Thanks for posting this- what a great read. As the saying goes: "You can't make this stuff up"

[Sheldon Cooper]

44. That's an entire episode of Cops right there.

Why is there no video anywhere? You'd think that someone would have got it on camera.

[napkinz]

45. ...

[PearliePoo2]

53. Damn...but that's NICE work!

Bravo!!
Hee-Haw!
Take a bow and a curtain call!

[nolabear]

58. Oh my goodness, that FB post from La Palin is REAL!

She sure knows how to appeal to her people.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

46. Kick

[lpbk2713]

51. Our national nightmare.

This bunch could have been a heartbeat away from being our First Family.

If this doesn't give you the shivers nothing will.

FU John McLame.

[star14]

60. BULLIES!!!

That just being a freaking bully!