A silent thread for Kim Jong-Un

[Kaleva]

He may be just looking at stuff. He might be in forced retirement. Maybe he's actually recovering from a an illness? Or he may be dead.

We don't know!

Send your famous DU vibes to our favorite cheese loving dictator here.

[mylye2222]

1. ................

[UTUSN]

53. Silent *and* looking at stuff:

[Make7]

2.

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. KIM JONG UN!!

The greatest UN of all the UNS...



OOOPS......was that out loud?


Sorry....


Quietness....ssshhhhhhhh......




(Choke on a slab of Caerphilly, you fuck)

[hifiguy]

35. He's UN-matched, UN-approachable, UN-believeble, UN-surpassed

in his greatness and now apparently UN-visible. Even if he is now UN-alive he will surely return leading the UN-dead.

[Dr. Strange]

52. Let's all raise a glass of 7-UP for the glorious leader.

[FrodosPet]

40. The man had (has) style!

[Marrah_G]

45. LOL

[Generic Other]

72. Kim Jong illah hip hop legend

&index=2&list=RDH76VrgDJTCQ

OK, I shouldn't, but here is his father's singing career.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. OH....BTW.....

What's a "Dicator"?

[Luminous Animal]

7. I have a picture but I won't risk the hide.

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. Oh....come on!

Take a risk, for fucks sake. It IS a "silent thread" after all.

[Aerows]

48. I had the same reaction.

Not touching it.

No, really, not touching it.

[DRoseDARs]

60. Not touching that with a 10-ft penis.

You're welcome.

[mylye2222]

8. Its a dictator...who doesn't have Tea ( Party?)

[A HERETIC I AM]

23. NAILED IT! n/t

[Kaleva]

10. He isn't old enough to get that extra "t" yet.

Will edit the OP. Spell check failed me. Again.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. LOL....don't! "Dicator" is funny! n/t

[demwing]

13. You don't know what a dicator is? Ya newb!

THE ORIGINAL

Introduced to the dry bulk industry in 1954, Roto-Bin-Dicator is the original rotating paddle-type dry bulk level indicator. This well-proven, easy to use, simple to install product remains the leader in dry bulk level indication in tanks and silos around the world.

UNMATCHED FLEXIBILITY

With an extensive choice of paddle options, Roto-Bin-Dicator can adapt to a variety of applications and materials. These paddlewheel units can be mounted vertically or horizontally in a tank with extended shafts if required.

http://bindicator.com/products/roto-bin-dicator/

Duh!

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. HEY! YA THINK I JUST FELL OFFA THE YAM WAGON?!?

I know what a Bindicator is (or at least do now!)


LOL


"Unmatched Flexibility"


Ohhhh...if only.

[demwing]

26. This screams for highlights

UNMATCHED FLEXIBILITY

With an extensive choice of paddle options, Roto-Bin-Dicator can adapt to a variety of applications and materials. These paddlewheel units can be mounted vertically or horizontally in a tank with extended shafts if required.

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. OH yeah! I have one of those!

I wear it as a hat when I mow the lawn.

it was the paddle options that sold me.

The extended shafts were just an added bonus.

[Aerows]

49. Is a yam wagon

the same as a turnip truck?

Because I plan to use that one. "Did you think I just fell off of the yam wagon and was run over by the turnip truck, buster?"

[A HERETIC I AM]

76. They're made by the same manufacturer.

Otis's Yam Wagons and Turnip Trucks, LLC

[Mugu]

5.

[SidDithers]

6. I was going to add a link to the "Smiling North Koreans" thread...

that caused so much hilarity a couple of years ago, but the page is giving a malware warning now, for some of the picture links.

Ah well.



Sid

[geek tragedy]

34. Surely you can find photos of Baltimore . . .nt

[LeftInTX]

9. ...........

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. "In more dire need of a blowjob......"

than any Asian on the planet

[NJCher]

63. or maybe

You could just pinch those chubby little cheeks.


Cher

[FLPanhandle]

11. I hope his successor is half as entertaining

He is (was) so much fun.

[Warpy]

12. ....

[Bosonic]

15. Also spare a thought for his official decoy look-a-likes

It's a niche job, and a harsh world...

[Brigid]

30. Now I won't be able to get anything done the rest of the day.

How can I, when I'm
It's all your fault, Bosonic!

[Kaleva]

16. Some of you are mailing in your show of grief

This is how it ought to be done!

[Arugula Latte]

19. Hey, I am rending my garments and lamenting with great sincerity

as far as you know.

[pipi_k]

57. Some of us

Have gone the extra mile and gouged out our eyeballs with a sharp stick after throwing ourselves over a cliff and landing on a pile of boulders

[Arugula Latte]

62. Show off.

That is a bit over-the-top of the cliff. I find that degree of display Kim Jong-Unseemly.

[Arugula Latte]

17. ...

Kim Jong-Un
are you Un-alive?
or is this a big prank
and we fell for your jive?

Are you a trickster
or have you moved on
to another realm
and you're gone, gone, gone?

[A HERETIC I AM]

27. Kim Jong-Un - might have felt better...

if he hadn't eaten
that whole wheel of cheddar

Standing and watching
the troops in revue
are you always asking
"can I eat that too?"

[Arugula Latte]

38. ..

...

"If you don't want those cheeses,"
Kim Jong-Un said, "I will edam"
So the soldiers, intimidated,
Decided to feed 'im.

"Now I don't feel so gouda,"
he said, "Maybe it's the flu?"
Then Un stopped breathing
and his face turned bleu.

[A HERETIC I AM]

42. Cheesus, Mary and Joseph.

Will this never end?

Kim Jong-Un said
GIVE ME FOOD, FRIEND!!!

[BuelahWitch]

20. .

[undeterred]

22. Cheese loving dictator = Scott Walker

[Go Vols]

24. He and Dennis Rodman

are partying in the Caymans.

[hifiguy]

28. This seems a fitting tribute

[Brigid]

31. This thread is destined for the DU Hall of Fame.

[lamp_shade]

32. Oh no...

[geek tragedy]

33. need a smilie for "fart noise made with armpit" nt

[cwydro]

36. I may go get some of that cheese

in honor of dear kim.

[msanthrope]

37. I miss Hannah Bell on threads like these. nt

[SidDithers]

55. I wonder if he's / she's back again yet...

after tens of thousands of posts as Hannah and over 20,000 posts as HiPointDem, they only lasted 1,800 posts as El_Johns before getting another pizza.

But we all know DU is a hard habit to break.

Sid

[TwilightGardener]

39. I will miss the way he used to inspect groceries and loaded buffet tables with his generals.

That must have been so reassuring to the starving masses. "Plenty of food here! Looks good over there, too!"

[randome]

41. He's in love and in Argentina.

Not with her! With the giant cheese crown!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"Everybody is just on their feet screaming 'Kill Kill Kill'! This is hockey Conservative values!"[/center][/font][hr]

[NuclearDem]

43. Known in North Korea as hiking the 38th parallel.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

44. First, they came for Kim Jong Il

...but I wasn't a despotic dickhead, so I said nothing...

[XemaSab]

46. .

:blows raspberry:

[femmocrat]

47. This explains everything:

[Arugula Latte]

50. That is a scene from "Willy Wonka" that I've never seen before.

[rug]

51. I blame Samsung for his disappearance.

[davidpdx]

54. *shakes head*

Sorry, but all of you that are posting these OP's about Kim Jong Un are wrong. As much as I wish it were true, it's not.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

56. I am suprised nobody figured it out

LIPOSUCTION -He's going to come out of as the new revitalized SLIM KIM KIM .

[fadedrose]

59. Maybe, but I noticed a slight limp

not too long ago, at some official gathering.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

61. The news has been all over that limp and all other forms of speculation

Sure Kim likes basketball, but he also likes reality TV and he wants to be a real live star.
He is fascinated with MaDonna's seemingly unending abilities to reinvent herself .As you may know, Madonna once dated Rodman. It has been rumored that the real reason behind Rodman's invites into the inside circle over there in N. Korea is so that un Kim were in a position to obtain the reclusive exclusive inside story on Madonna's reinvention of herself technique.

Kim confessed to Rodman ,this is exclusive stuff now mind you, of his inner fantasies and his desire to make his fantasies become reality. Kin does not wish to be viewed as an extension of the same ol'e same ol'e ,he wishes to burst out of the deep dark reclusiveness and come back out onto the world stage as the ever popular Slim Kim Kim.

That means he sees Rodman as more of mentor . Actually it is Rodman's manor of dress that interests Kim .Rodman is Kim's wardrobe goo ru.

As you know, the suspense has captured world attention,and all the questions add to the mystery. The real question is, is he going to come out more as a rapper or more a N. korean pop star.How bout Slim Kim Kim doing his rap a pop thing on the world stage.

This is to say the limp may by be nothing more than a false front.

[fadedrose]

64. Whatever the reason...

I feel bad that Rodman gets fun made of him as an "ambassador" and is not taken seriously enough. Nobody that brings us closer to peace with N Korea deserves to be laughed at.

I can see Un as a rap singer. I just hope his cabinet can visualize it too. Rodman can get him connected with coaches - I just wish he would free all Americans he's holding who've not committed a crime. The good will he generates will do wonders if he wants a career....

Madonna is my favorite female singer. She doesn't to the screaming that almost every other female singer does (Dione among many others, except Lady GaGa, she sounds like Madonna a bit, and maybe Un will take a shine to her too).

Thank you so much for then information. I've read fiction books about NK and got interested in the country. Those poor folks deserve peace.....

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

65. Yes well ah, !

Last edited Sun Oct 12, 2014, 03:50 PM - Edit history (1)

As I recall Rodman checked into an alcohol rehab center shortly after returning form N. Korea .
It went badly over there for him and as it turned out he had break down.
And that appears to be something of what may have happened to slim Kim Kim. Speculation of course ,but if you have ever fallowed Rodman's flamboyance off the ball court in his days as a player ,you might just see a bit of a connection between Slim Kim Kim's act and Rodman's.
The difference of course being ,Rodman's act is his own and Kim's is staged by his handlers.

In the mix the two no doubt share in common periods of depression. I mean if you choose to look a little deeper into it and connect to the emotional aspects in it ,than by all means connect away.

What we do know for what ever the real deal is with Kim, they cannot and will not show kim off as having a weakened grasp on those reigns. and so he seems to be mysteriously missing. And whatever is in the planning regards to the most recent visitation North to South seems to have been a military diplomatic kind of a thing where it seems the so called number two guy was acting in the capacity of military ambassador ,a direct representative of the north korean power structure accenting full powers.

With what's cooking in global theater leave it be said it is not in N. korea's interest at all rattling the old saber given what appears to be unfolding.

By the way have you even seen the 2002 James Bond movie Die Another Day ?

N. korea needs more than just a face lift at current, so liposuction fallowed by the a newly created image ,or the spectacular presentation of Slim Kim Kim just might be a rather huge part of whatever is going down in n. korea.You know health diets and eating slim and food distribution.

They must change their evil ways like it says in the song .

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[fadedrose]

87. Don't know if I saw it or not

Saw most of the James Bonds but not all....

Un might be part of an act, who really knows. But the people of N Korea have suffered greatly because of their government and its interest in the military and nuclear weapons, not leaving enough funding for food.

If Un wants to slim and his cabinet lets him, and become more of a capitalist and open a McDonalds and popularize rap, more power to him..

Rodman was shamed by the stuff said about him. He meant well I am sure.

Too late to play the song, might wake somebody up....

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

89. If you have some knowledge of how the system works over there by all means

clue us in. As to Rodman,don't you think alcohol and perhaps drugs may be a bigger part of why it is he brought down the shame upon himself ? Rodman was flipping out over there in N. korea.
Know what flipp'en out means ? Means he lost it, you know overloaded than crashed.
Severe substance abuse does that. Now think about it, Rodman knows the media game well, he in fact was a vintage crafty player with those media dogs,wolves actually. So no excuses, it wasn't just his game was off on that trip-you know like in the slumps. No doubt he
will rebound, but he really needs to work on his own issues.

And ah, the whole of it as it went down and as it so happens was Rodman's very own wake up call. It seems he took the step in the right direction-time will tell what comes of it.

As to Slim Kim Kim, I have no sympathy for the devil today, like it says in the song by the Rolling Stones.

[fadedrose]

58. I hope he's okay

At least he's one dictator who likes and befriends many Americans and loves basketball.

Rodman might know about his condition, but being a good friend of Un's, he probably won't tell us.

Good vibes from me . . .

[Liberal_in_LA]

67. he's a murdering pig.

[fadedrose]

68. Murdering has been a been part of their culture

long before Un came into power. If people escaped, which they seldom did, they knew that their relatives left behind were killed for revenge. Pigs don't murder. People do.

Even Christians who espouse love for one another went thru murdering stages till some of them wised up, and other religions too, until laws were changed. Think what was done in the days of slavery, suspected witchcraft, land-grabbing, etc. The US wasn't always so peaceful, and looking at Ferguson and St. Louis, it isn't now either. We have more people in prisons than any other country in the world. (Don't ask how I know, I just heard it somewhere.)

N. Korea needs new laws to protect her people instead of her government.....light will come, when I don't know...

Other Asian countries who had similar cultures have changed (not a lot) and we are friends with most of them..

[cwydro]

74. You don't know much about this creep.

Obviously.

[graywarrior]

66. Best DU thread of the decade

[Kaleva]

69. If Dear Leader returns healthy, all credit goes to those who posted here.

If not, then all blame rests on those who didn't post.

[cwydro]

75. Best post ever! nt

[Number23]

71. I concur. 100%

Our deepest, most heartfelt middle fingers... I mean, PRAYERS to the mysterious Kim and his wife who had an entire musical troupe slaughtered because they dared to mildly criticize her performance when she was a member of the troupe several years prior.

[bigwillq]

70. He was on SNL last night.

Doesn't seem to be doing so well. Looked like he had a lot of aches and pains.

[cwydro]

73. I'm going to get some of that cheese he likes so much.

But, I don't intend to die from eating it.

[LeftishBrit]

77. Dear Kim Jong-Un; please don't listen to killjoys

All the doctors telling you to eat and live more healthily are just trying to spoil your fun. Just go on doing what you please!

Unless your darling daughter is just as evil as you are. A terrible two-year-old in charge of nuclear bombs? Maybe you should listen to the doc after all!

[betsuni]

78. I hate to be a killjoy, but cheese addiction is no laughing matter!

Think, people. Lactose intolerance. Delicious wheels of the finest Emmental (the Swiss are a clever mountain dairy people!) are available to you, a cheese addict, around the clock, with no one to curb your excesses, to say "Put down the cheese slicer and walk away, I beg you." There will be turbulence, there will be explosions. Will you be able to go about your day as usual? No you will not. You will stay within running distance of the facilities. This is why Kim Jong-Un has been absent from the public's view. He's on his other throne.

[HipChick]

79. Coup? Ebola?

[Kaleva]

80. Thanks to you who have posted and sent vibes! Dear Leader has returned!!!

And he's looking at stuff!! And giving "field guidance"!!



http://www.smh.com.au/world/north-korean-leader-kim-jongun-reappears-after-long-absence-20141014-115mer.html

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

81. He will never become slim kim kim if he doesn't get back

to the liposuction .Perhaps those cheese vibes got the best of him. !

[Art_from_Ark]

82. He needs to abdicate in favor of his older brother, Kim Jong-nam

Kim Jong-nam would spice things up in the Democratic non-Republic! He's visited Japan many times to "enrich" the lives of bathhouse girls, and one time he tried to enter Japan with a fake Dominican Republic passport so he could take his family to Tokyo Disneyland (apparently trying the "Khruschev approach" to foreign policy!)

[cwydro]

83. Kicked and recced

for making me laugh!

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

84. Since he's back !

?list=PL93DD56B022D299ED

[pinboy3niner]

85. He's back? Be still my beating heart.

But I still suspect Photoshop...

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

88. I think yer on to it !

it's all for show. Staged actually for theater.But China you know has lots and lots of money and N. korea really wants to win some of that favoritism. How is it said about teaching the old dog new tricks ?

Well, thats why for slim kim kim. They have a lot riding on him. And they are struggling with those presentations. Dismal failures you might say.

The man has everything in their world there is to have and yet they cannot seem to make him a photogenic happy looking kind of leader -and it really doesn't matter how serious they try to make him seem to be photogenically and otherwise,dismal failure all the way.

So they go with what got or what ?

! Pretty cheesy hua ? !

[Ken Burch]

86. Shouldn't there be an "unlit candle" smilie for this? n/t.