It's clear Obama is using Ebola to do away with the Constitution so he can run for a Third Term...

[Drunken Irishman]

And sell the U.S. off to the Chinese. It's all part of his plan. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

[MADem]

1. Wait until he sends the Ebola victim in to the Republican Congressional Committee

monthly brunch to lap their coffee cups, so he can wipe them all out. He's already agreed to compensate the family of the victim handsomely, in a super secret deal.

But I thought he wanted to be crowned King, not run for a 3rd term...?


for those who don't get it.

[DetlefK]

4. Not king. Caliph!

[MADem]

23. But of course, silly me, I misspoke!

Hope I won't be beheaded on the WH lawn for my disrespect!!!!!

[davidpdx]

2. A third term sounds good to me

Can we just give Ebola to the Republicans?

[yuiyoshida]

10. Starting with

POX NEWS would be perfect. (just in case its needed)

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

11. lol why stop at three?

[davidpdx]

12. I think after that it would be cruel and unusual punishment

Think of how bad 8 years of stress is on President Obama, 12 years would be tough. Granted FDR did it, but he was in a wheelchair and didn't have cable news and the internet spouting CT 24/7.

[leftyladyfrommo]

16. I wish we could send EBOLA to ISIS.

We could kill two birds with one stone.

[jen63]

3. He is also going to take

everyone's guns away and put us in Fema camps.

[leftyladyfrommo]

15. My FEMA friend said

that they get the concentration camp thing all the time. And there is no way FEMA would ever be organized enough to pull off a project like that.

[jen63]

21. I know, right?

It makes no sense that people believe that. Certainly with a supposed project that big, someone would have discovered where these camps are wouldn't he/she? It's pretty tragic that there are people who spend their limited time on this planet thinking about things like this.

[TexasTowelie]

5. Read the blog from this RWNJ.

He thinks that Obama does not want to secure the border so that he can bring in illegal aliens, give them amnesty and gain Democratic voters.

http://lubbockonline.com/interact/blog-post/donald-r-may/2014-10-13/obama-must-be-stopped-politicizing-ebola

[freshwest]

38. But they still worship Ronnie Raygun, who could arguably be accused of the same...

The plot line is getting a bit frayed...

[rpannier]

6. I thought he was selling the country to the Saudis and Iranians

Isn't that why he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia?

[Enthusiast]

7. Drunken Irishman, I'm glad you finally recognize the truth.

[TxDemChem]

8. Lol my teanut boss believes shit like this

I'm almost tempted to start making up ridiculous conspiracy theories just to scare the hell out of her, but I'm not as creative as Alex jones

[gratuitous]

28. You really want to get under her skin?

Write down some of her loopier comments, with the date. Ask her when she expects whatever she's worried about will happen. Have her initial the note, then file it away until the proper time. Or just do it over and over again, and after about three or four of them have come and gone with nothing happening, bring all the expired dire predictions out: "Well, you said that by two months ago we'd all be under Sharia Law. We're supposed to have been marched off to FEMA camps in the last six months. According to you, no private citizen would have a gun anymore, and wouldn't have had since the beginning of the year. Pardon me if I put your latest dire prediction in the same category."

Of course, you should be on very good terms with her, or have your resumé up to date before you pull this stunt.

[TxDemChem]

31. Wish I could do it. Up until a couple if years ago,

I kept a file on some of the comments she and my coworkers made that I would take to HR if the need arose.
I stopped when my boss's husband fell and got very sick, another coworker's husband had a stroke and a recurrence of breast cancer and the third's husband fell and broke his neck. They shut up at that point...I think they were afraid of karma or something.

[griloco]

9. nooo.... Barry Soetoro is my man. nt

[NewJeffCT]

13. and, he's going to ship all of our guns

to Benghazi

[freshwest]

18. IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT FUGGING NOW!

[MADem]

24. So much WIN in that pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nt

[freshwest]

36. VIDEO PRUF OF THE TROOF! NSFW... Or Something.

Oh, and you laugh, do you MADem? Whatcha gonna do when they come for your MREs, AR-15s and your ammo? This is BREAKING NEWS from almost a year ago! Wake up, sheeples!

I'm sure I don't need a icon with you, though. Here's a

[NewJeffCT]

29. Best pic of the day!

made me LOL for real.

[freshwest]

37. Yep, they got the meme, alright!

[Initech]

34. The domain name is priceless:

www.fu-and-yourguns.com

I bet Alex Jones' head will explode after seeing this.

[freshwest]

35. A head implosion would be an improvement. Hey! NSFW:

Jones is said to be the reincarnation of Bill Hicks. I was a fan of his, and watched Jones during the Bush years. But after a while it didn't work for me, but gospel to some.

[leftyladyfrommo]

14. Don't forget the martial law conspiracy theory that

goes right along with this one.

And how we will burn all paper money because of Ebola.

And my own personal favorite: the military is building guillotines all over the US so they can behead the true believers.

[KingCharlemagne]

17. Am wondering if a Poe's Law trigger might be fitting for this? I'm laughing but

better safe than sorry, say I. Who knows what Google's search engine might do with this thread? (I'm not very techie-oriented, so I can only pose the question but not answer it.)

Still, LOL. Thanks for the Monday a.m. laugh.

[freshwest]

19. The Sheeples are watching you now:

Clowns to the Left of Me:



Jokers to My Right:



Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with You.

[Rex]

20. Channeling Alex Jones are we?

ANY. DAY. NOW. OBAMA. IS. COMING. FOR....(wait for it)...OUR. GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNSSS!!!!! YEP. ANY. DAY. NOW!

[Initech]

33. It's because the media lies to you on a daily basis!!!!

Obama is coming to take our guns away!!! He's forming a secret army of Ebola patients and kids coming across the border!

[ChisolmTrailDem]

22. People here on DU were saying the same thing in 2007 about shrub & company. Except

that with the shrub it was that he would declare martial law (or some such stupid shit) in order to sieze a third term.

So, the stupid runs deep on both sides.

[Politicalboi]

27. The way the Bush clan stole an election

Brought us into an illegal war over nothing. When Bush says "It would be easier if this were a dictatorship, as long as I'm the dictator" may leave some of us to believe they would have pulled it off. I'm still surprised they didn't. Can you imagine had Obama said that. But for some reason it was fine for shrub.

Bush assministration is NOTHING close to Obama's.

[Brigid]

25. Too late.

This country has already been sold off to the Chinese -- by the 1%, though, not by Obama.

[Tarheel_Dem]

30. And "call off the midterms". A co-worker is convinced of it.

[Initech]

32. I didn't know Alex Jones posted on this site!