There is a popular saying in Texas that goes like this:

[Playinghardball]

http://theobamadiary.com/2014/10/15/at-the-gates-of-st-peter/

[Kalidurga]

1. Okay now add Abbott

He makes both of them look genius.

[Kablooie]

14. And don't forget Costello.

[tularetom]

2. Of course I thought it would be this one

[scarystuffyo]

4. I never get tired of watching that

[belzabubba333]

5. one of my favs - it's a classic

along with the one about the ob-gyn doctors getting to practice their love of women

[kentuck]

6. I really miss the comedy..

Of GWB.

[RufusTFirefly]

19. Of course, that one's on point. But this one is still one of my favorites...

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Bein' President's hard work. Much harder and a lot less rewarding than catching a really big perch.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)" ― George W. Bush

Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

[Rex]

3. And as hard as it is to believe, Abbott would make them both look smart.

Republicans are for some reason extra stupid from Texas. We just don't like being second best at anything and that totally kills us when repukes are in charge.

[12AngryBorneoWildmen]

34. That wouldn't include Louis Gohmert, would it?

Of course it does!

[Rex]

35. He might just be the dumbest politician in office!

And that is saying something!

[madokie]

7. Good hair and w

what a pair to draw too LOL

[marble falls]

8. The way I hear it is that Perry's the dumber one.

[LW1977]

9. There are three well known idiots in Texas and they are..

Duhbya, Perry and there was a third one... I just can't think of it....


....oops!

[F4lconF16]

16. DUzy!

[calimary]

22. Welcome to DU, LW1977!

Glad you're here! We could add several more if you merely wanted to list some of the members of the congressional delegation. But I'd say it'd be a few million idiots in Texas. They'd be the Texas voters who found these assholes somehow fit for public office.

[HereSince1628]

10. Is that' an Aggie joke? or just a joke about an Aggie?

[Bill USA]

11. aka: Dumb and Dumber!

[TexasMommaWithAHat]

12. SO true! LOL

[hamsterjill]

13. Ain't that the truth!!!

Please pray for us, think of us, send good vibes, whatever is your practice. We (Texas Dems) need all the help we can get with idiots like Perry in charge.

[Jamastiene]

25. I understand.

McCrory is currently the governor of NC. I dream of the day he will be gone, but I have no choice but to wait. He is horrible too.

[czarjak]

17. let's just call it a draw....

[freshwest]

18. Can't see the image, so I'm going to give it a try for others:

No, still can't see it, but it says that if Perry and Bush were twins, Bush would be called the smart one.

[Uben]

20. Goober and Gomer

Well, could be if they were a bit smarter.

[lpbk2713]

21. One of my favorites ...

Letterman likes it too. He's shown it dozens of times.

[nirvana555]

23. Absolutely. Perry is scary unintelligent. N/T

[Unknown Beatle]

24. The reason bush said,

"Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again!"

And not, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

It's because psychopaths can't take blame for anything they've ever done that's considered negative. They have no shame. They'll gladly bask in the limelight and take credit for accomplishments that they might not have done, but to take the blame for something bad is considered a great weakness in their mind.

Remember bush’s port fiasco? In the end his handlers said that bush knew nothing about the attempted sale. Of course bush knew, after all, it was his idea, but being the psychopath that he is, he couldn't take blame because that would have been shameful.

[Jamaal510]

26. Rick Perry is Beavis,

and Bush ll is Butthead.

[Maynar]

27. A-heheh!

[rpannier]

28. I liked the one I heard about 3 years ago

Rick Perry for people who find Bush too cerebral

[Spitfire of ATJ]

29. Insiders used to say Bush was smarter than he seemed....

However they wouldn't defend Perry.

[Enthusiast]

30. That is funny!

But it's not funny. Know what I mean?

[MissDeeds]

31. That is absolutely frightening

[Paka]

32. Good One!

[sammy750]

33. And the less smart one is?

Never have any smarts, both tried or are trying to decide the American way of life. Now R. Perry wants to follow in G. Bush steps to see if he can outdo and accomplish what Bush didn't.

[Plucketeer]

36. Two thirds

of the Three Stooges.