George W., Ted Cruz, and Ebola-- oops!

[Democrats_win]

Are you tired of Texas mess-ups. How many more Texas, and Texas-sized mess-ups do we have to put up with? They can't even run their own state, why should they tell anyone else in the UNIVERSE what to do?

The state motto of Texas is "Friendship." You know--like misogyny and xenophobia, the very definition of the word....? The real Texas state motto should OBVIOUSLY be oops.

In Texas a contamination suit resembles a bikini. How stupid is a state that has contamination suits that don't cover the whole body?! Enough! Stop sending us moronic assholes like George W. Bush and the self-anointed god, Ted Cruz.

[Richardo]

1. Think you used a broad enough brush there, Butch?

[Dr Hobbitstein]

8. You can never use a broad enough brush... N/T

[notrightatall]

2. Is there a mechanism to "evict" a state from the union?

Texas's time has come. The state is a net drag on the rest of the country. Nothing good, that can not be had elsewhere, comes from Texas. I say give them 90 days notice so those so inclined can move out, and property of the Federal Government can be removed, or destroyed, then seal the border.

[snooper2]

4. Are you mad we produce more wind power than any other state?

Or the fact we can buy a small mansion for the price of a shack in CA?

[notrightatall]

7. Take your wind power and your McMansions and your Mooching ways, and do it on your own. Good Luck.

[Richardo]

9. Pretty big talk for someone who can't even spell their hometown correctly.

[notrightatall]

10. it's all a lie.

[Richardo]

11. No shit

[notrightatall]

12. Yes, Shit.

[Richardo]

13. Love the random capitalization

Adds that extra touch of ignorance. Well done.

[notrightatall]

16. hApPy to EntErtaIn yOu.

Nice of you to AdD ThaT eXtra touCh of pRicKednEss.

[snooper2]

14. Nice you changed your profile, I didn't believe you really lived in SanFran anyway, you make it easy

LOL

Now, if you do come down to DFW I'll cook you up some great ribs!

I've even got a small stack of pecan waiting just for you!

[notrightatall]

15. I prefer dry rubbed. Sauce on the side.

( I never believe anything anyone says on the interwebs.)

[LanternWaste]

17. Is there a mechanism to evict a stupid premise from DU?

Is there a mechanism to evict a stupid, unsupported, knee-jerk, intolerant premise from DU?

No? I guess we're both out of luck...






(Insert irrelevant mechanism to validate additional idiocy below)

[Faux pas]

3. Here here

[Richardo]

6. "Hear Hear" Is the phrase you're looking for.

Unless you're calling a dog, I suppose.

[Faux pas]

18. Bigger

problems that my using the wrong words, don't ya think?

[world wide wally]

5. You left out Rick Perry