Prepper Advertises for Fertile Partner for Ebola End Times

[MineralMan]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/10/16/love-the-time-ebola-single-male-seeks-fertile-apocalypse-companion/nHLUyMntNMYyZxCCZy9qdN/story.html

You've gotta read this one. Seriously.

If you’re a fertile, single woman who fears Ebola, knows your way around a gun, and you aren’t turned off by an “average” body, today is your lucky day.

A Craigslist personal ad, titled “Escape the Apocalypse with me” and published late Tuesday night, promises a life after the impending Ebocalypse.

The ad was posted by a 36-year-old survivalist suitor who has spent a decade planning for the end of days, and has what appears to be a solid plan for doing so.

“Ebola is about to break loose in America. It’s already in Dallas and Atlanta. Boston will be its next stop I am sure and soon airplanes, taxis, and the T will not be safe.”

More at link. We are truly going mad, one nutcase at a time.

[NaturalHigh]

1. Gotta give it to him - he's prepared and ready to make the best of things.

[MineralMan]

2. That's an awful lot of work just to find someone willing to

have sex with him, doncha think? There must be an easier way...

[NaturalHigh]

4. Depends how bad the apocalypse is, I suppose.

All other things being equal, though, I agree with you. There are easier ways.

[Barack_America]

3. Who wouldn't want to honeymoon in a creeper van...

...while the world hemhorrages around them?

The romance is almost unbearable.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

5. In modern America

'an average body' likely means obese. You want those skinny preppers, your canned goods in the bunker will last far longer

[Feral Child]

8. Have to take issue with you.

After the can goods run out, who do you want around? A lean prepper gone all stringy or a chubby prepper slimmed down?

Remember, a good steak requires some marbling.

[enlightenment]

6. At least he spelled "loose" right.

So there is some small hope that after the apocalypse, as he emerges - alone - from his shelter and discovers he is alone, his final diary entries will be grammatically correct.

[brooklynite]

7. FYI - Local news reports this was a gag...

...which didn't stop the proposals from rolling in.

[riqster]

9. He sounds like a snarky guy.

"Angela won’t be hearing back from the Craigslist prankster, who said he will not pursue the ruse. He would not reveal his name, but he did confirm that he is 36-years-old and has been working out to turn his physique from “average” to something a bit better. He is married, middle class, and has children. His fake personal ad is the result of many bored evenings watching the media obsess over Ebola, “giving it more playtime than heart disease, which is ridiculous.” His prank came after weeks spent seeing what he called bogus posts blaming politicians for the alleged Ebola outbreak on sites like Foxnews.com."

My kinda smartass.