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Enrique

(27,461 posts)
Fri Oct 17, 2014, 04:08 PM Oct 2014

Peggy Noonan: to fight Ebola, think like an 11-year old

http://www.salon.com/2014/10/17/peggy_noonans_plan_to_save_america_think_like_an_eleven_year_old/

We need a travel ban, Ms. Noonan observes, drawing deeply from her vast reservoirs of disease-control expertise. “If we don’t momentarily close the door to citizens of the affected nations, it is certain that more cases will come into the U.S.” It is certain! They will come here with their disease. They will come to America. You may be inclined to note that the broad consensus among public health officials is that closing off West Africa will only make the epidemic there worse, which will in turn increase the risk of transmission to America. The petulant naysayers among you may be wont to point out that imposing a flight ban will only make it harder to track the movements and contacts of potentially infected persons.

But that’s just more gobbledygook, more amphigory, more hurbledy-burbledy. That, as Ms. Noonan writes, is how the government talks, and “everyone who speaks for the government on this issue has been instructed to imagine his audience as anxious children.” No … instead of speaking like children, writes Ms. Noonan, we should be thinking like children:

It is one thing that Dr. Frieden, and those who are presumably making the big decisions, have been so far incapable of making a believable and compelling case for not instituting a ban. A separate issue is how poor a decision it is. To call it childish would be unfair to children. In fact, if you had a group of 11-year-olds, they would surely have a superior answer to the question: “Sick people are coming through the door of the house, and we are not sure how to make them well. Meanwhile they are starting to make us sick, too. What is the first thing to do?”

The children would reply: “Close the door.” One would add: “Just for a while, while you figure out how to treat everyone getting sick.” Another might say: “And keep going outside the door in protective clothing with medical help.” Eleven-year-olds would get this one right without a lot of struggle.


Yes! Trust in the wisdom of 11-year-olds. Unlike disease control officials, they are not burdened by years of experience in dealing with outbreaks, and the things they say are generally easier to understand. And whose heart is not warmed by the delicate innocence of a child’s words as imagined by a former Reagan official?
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Peggy Noonan: to fight Ebola, think like an 11-year old (Original Post) Enrique Oct 2014 OP
An eleven year old would probably smell the alcohol on her breath and advise that she not CTyankee Oct 2014 #1
Thinking like a 11yo comes naturally to Peggy. LostInAnomie Oct 2014 #2
How many have come here with Ebola? upaloopa Oct 2014 #3
Checking Fox News. Be right back. underpants Oct 2014 #5
To write speeches for Reagan, think like an 11-year old underpants Oct 2014 #4
So if Peggy gets sick Politicalboi Oct 2014 #6

CTyankee

(63,902 posts)
1. An eleven year old would probably smell the alcohol on her breath and advise that she not
Fri Oct 17, 2014, 04:10 PM
Oct 2014

drink if she's going to give out advice. That kid might also recommend AA to her also...

upaloopa

(11,417 posts)
3. How many have come here with Ebola?
Fri Oct 17, 2014, 04:14 PM
Oct 2014

How many Ebola patients do we have?
How many died?
How many are improving?

underpants

(182,768 posts)
5. Checking Fox News. Be right back.
Fri Oct 17, 2014, 04:17 PM
Oct 2014

Apparently everyone who has been to "Africa" and everyone they ever met. Oh and anyone who saw their planes in the air.

underpants

(182,768 posts)
4. To write speeches for Reagan, think like an 11-year old
Fri Oct 17, 2014, 04:15 PM
Oct 2014

Yeah "protective clothing" is just going to pop right into the head of an 11-year old

 

Politicalboi

(15,189 posts)
6. So if Peggy gets sick
Fri Oct 17, 2014, 04:27 PM
Oct 2014

I'm sure they could find an 11 year old to take care of her. Who needs doctors and experts when we have children. Yes Ms. Noone, you have cooties.

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