Louie Gohmert: Gays Shouldn't Serve In The Military Because Massages Will Make Them Vulnerable To Te

[madamvlb]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/louie-gohmert-gays-shouldn-t-serve-military-because-massages-will-make-them-vulnerable-terro

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. These guys get weirder every day.

[uppityperson]

2. Words fail me. WHAT?

[Suich]

3. Gohmert never fails to amaze me!

What a dumb cluck!

[Shrike47]

4. Do our military sit around all day getting massages? Who knew?

[jmowreader]

5. Louie Gohmert is a piece of performance art, right?

[MisterP]

6. maybe he thinks this was a documentary?

[bluesbassman]

7. I guess ol' Louie is prepping to fill the void left when Bachman leaves town.

[Rex]

8. Gohmert and logic are constant foes.

Somehow he still manages to serve in some kind of leadership role. Scholars are confounded as to how he stays tethered in place.

[waddirum]

9. Dude's got a vivid imagination

I bet Louie has a mindful of such scenarios.

[irisblue]

10. and a very large bottle of lube to go with his imagination.

why does he get reelected Texas? You ALL in that state get laughed at b/c of him.

[hobbit709]

12. Even in Tyler, TX he stands out in stupid.

Which takes effort if you've been in east TX.

[hobbit709]

11. From the Urban Dictionary

Gohmert
verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.
The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.

[pinboy3niner]

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