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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 01:09 PM Oct 2014

Gohmert:Gays Shouldn't Serve In The Military Because Massages Will Make Them Vulnerable To Terrorism

Nope, not The Onion.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/louie-gohmert-gays-shouldn-t-serve-military-because-massages-will-make-them-vulnerable-terro

Rep. Louie Gohmert was an in-studio guest on the "Point Of View" radio program yesterday, where he went off on a bizarre tangent about Ancient Greece in trying to make the case that allowing gays to serve in the military "is not a good idea."

The Texas Republican had been railing against the Obama administration's decision to send several thousand members of the U.S. military to Western Africa to assist in the effort to control the Ebola outbreak, saying that it was just the latest example of the administration demonstrating its fundamental disdain for the military.

Somehow that discussion eventually prompted him to launch into criticism of the repeal of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy in the most perfectly Gohmert-esque fashion imaginable.

"I've had people say, 'Hey, you know, there's nothing wrong with gays in the military. Look at the Greeks,'" he said. "Well, you know, they did have people come along who they loved that was the same sex and would give them massages before they went into battle. But you know what, it's a different kind of fighting, it's a different kind of war and if you're sitting around getting massages all day ready to go into a big, planned battle, then you're not going to last very long. It's guerrilla fighting. You are going to be ultimately vulnerable to terrorism and if that's what you start doing in the military like the Greeks did ... as people have said, 'Louie, you have got to understand, you don't even know your history.' Oh yes I do. I know exactly. It's not a good idea":



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Gohmert:Gays Shouldn't Serve In The Military Because Massages Will Make Them Vulnerable To Terrorism (Original Post) KamaAina Oct 2014 OP
That sounds like a stream of consciousness narration CJCRANE Oct 2014 #1
The first thing we need to remember is JustAnotherGen Oct 2014 #2
now we know what kind of porn Gohmert watches Enrique Oct 2014 #3
Hey NSA that google search I did was just for research underpants Oct 2014 #6
"Do you like watching movies about gladiators?" KamaAina Oct 2014 #7
You beat me to it. hifiguy Oct 2014 #13
Lost me there Louie, are we supposed have guerrillas giving massages... underpants Oct 2014 #4
It was mistranscribed; he was talking about gorillas LondonReign2 Oct 2014 #16
:-) underpants Oct 2014 #18
This thread demands this gif. hifiguy Oct 2014 #19
What does that even mean? nt ladjf Oct 2014 #5
Well that settles it. He is definitely dumber than Palin. Monk06 Oct 2014 #8
FSM help us if they were to reproduce! KamaAina Oct 2014 #9
Sack of hammers, box of rocks, hifiguy Oct 2014 #10
WTF doesn't even begin to describe it dlwickham Oct 2014 #11
deleted dupe Monk06 Oct 2014 #12
Someone needs to tell him about the Sacred Band of Thebes krispos42 Oct 2014 #14
Deep Hurting Blue Owl Oct 2014 #15
Perhaps Gohmert is projecting because a massage might make him vulnerable to Skidmore Oct 2014 #17
... pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #20

CJCRANE

(18,184 posts)
1. That sounds like a stream of consciousness narration
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 01:11 PM
Oct 2014

where he's just talking about whatever image pops into his head at that moment.

Although I'm beginning to wonder if Gohmert sits around all day thinking of ancient Greek soldiers massaging each other.

underpants

(182,778 posts)
4. Lost me there Louie, are we supposed have guerrillas giving massages...
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 01:32 PM
Oct 2014

or are you saying that we should have an army of guerrillas and that WE massage them before they go into battle?

Either way I just don't see how this is going to work out.

LondonReign2

(5,213 posts)
16. It was mistranscribed; he was talking about gorillas
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 03:43 PM
Oct 2014

It would indeed be a terrible idea to have our soldiers give gorillas massages prior to battle.

This is a consistent concern of the right wing, right up there with Rick Man-on-Dog Santorum and John Box Turtle Cornyn.

underpants

(182,778 posts)
18. :-)
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 03:53 PM
Oct 2014

You know what, I meant it to be gorillas and didn't realize what I was posting. My head was spinning so. Louie has that effect on people....and apparently on gorillas too.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
10. Sack of hammers, box of rocks,
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 01:46 PM
Oct 2014

stump, bag of hair.

All of these things are smarter than this cretin.

dlwickham

(3,316 posts)
11. WTF doesn't even begin to describe it
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 01:57 PM
Oct 2014

it's more like are you punking us because no one can be that stupid

Skidmore

(37,364 posts)
17. Perhaps Gohmert is projecting because a massage might make him vulnerable to
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 03:47 PM
Oct 2014

ugh....ugly but possible.

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