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TV preacher Pat Robertson on Monday advised his viewers to seek biblical investments like oil and gas because birth control doesnt flow through pipelines. During the Bring It On segment of the 700 Club, a viewer told the televangelist that he needed some Christian financial advice.
For years I have not invested in mutual funds for fear of investing in a company that profits from unbiblical means, such as the company who makes the abortion pill, the viewer named John wrote. Are there safe investments I can invest in with little start-up money?
Robertson said that he had been recommending master limited partnerships (MLPs), which are tax-exempt companies that own infrastructure like pipelines necessary for the oil and gas industry. And they are not flowing condoms through pipelines, Robertson opined. So, dont worry about the fact theyre giving abortion pills. Theyre putting out oil and gas through pipelines.
People always say, what is a safe investment? In my opinion, that is the best investment that is available for the average person today. Theyre utilities, and theyre handling something everybody wants. Bloomberg News reported earlier this year that many investors did not understand that the danger of MLPs was that they returned almost all of their income to shareholders as dividends, forcing them to borrow money and issue new shares to continue to grow.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/pat-robertson-oil-investments-are-biblical-because-they-dont-send-condoms-through-pipelines/
KansDem
(28,498 posts)That one slipped right by me!
Initech
(100,036 posts)I'm pretty sure is Satan's doing.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)long before most. "A theocratic fascist state" is just what the religulously insane want. Just like their buddies in Saudi Arabia.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)But many folks want to control where they invest. Seventh Day Adventists, who don't use caffeine, are probably chary of investing in Starbucks. The Church of the Brethren doesn't invest in companies that derive substantial income from war (trickier to track than you might think), smoking, or pornography. So, "John" doesn't want to invest in pharmaceutical companies that make "the abortion pill," whatever he thinks that is. I can dig it. But I'd be very leery about asking Pat "blood diamond" Robertson for investment advice.
It's an admirable goal, because in economic terms your dollar is your vote, and if you don't want to "vote" for one company or another because it violates your personal ethics. Many of the most accessible investment vehicles are mutual funds, which aggregate the stock of many diverse companies, and which may include a pharmaceutical company that "John" wouldn't like. "John" will have to determine for himself the balance between just how simon pure he wants his investment to be and the level of safety he wants. Putting all "John's" limited investment dollars into one stock or another is riskier than investing in a mutual fund.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)ck4829
(35,038 posts)Blue Owl
(50,257 posts)A alarm is going off at the 700 Club headquarters -- someone dared to use their brain!
liberal_at_heart
(12,081 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)can't say something even more completely batshit unhinged, he tops himself.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Dumass.
ladjf
(17,320 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)CanonRay
(14,084 posts)He is completely senile.
bluesbassman
(19,360 posts)The world would be just a little nicer place.