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big_dog

(4,144 posts)
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 01:51 PM Oct 2014

Pat Robertson: Oil Investments Are Biblical Because They Dont Send ‘Condoms Through Pipelines'

TV preacher Pat Robertson on Monday advised his viewers to seek biblical investments like oil and gas because birth control doesn’t flow through pipelines. During the “Bring It On” segment of the 700 Club, a viewer told the televangelist that he needed some Christian financial advice.

“For years I have not invested in mutual funds for fear of investing in a company that profits from unbiblical means, such as the company who makes the abortion pill,” the viewer named John wrote. “Are there ‘safe’ investments I can invest in with little start-up money?”

Robertson said that he had been recommending master limited partnerships (MLPs), which are tax-exempt companies that own infrastructure like pipelines necessary for the oil and gas industry. “And they are not flowing condoms through pipelines,” Robertson opined. “So, don’t worry about the fact they’re giving abortion pills. They’re putting out oil and gas through pipelines.”

“People always say, what is a safe investment? In my opinion, that is the best investment that is available for the average person today. They’re utilities, and they’re handling something everybody wants.” Bloomberg News reported earlier this year that many investors did not understand that the danger of MLPs was that they returned almost all of their income to shareholders as dividends, forcing them to borrow money and issue new shares to continue to grow.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/pat-robertson-oil-investments-are-biblical-because-they-dont-send-condoms-through-pipelines/

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Pat Robertson: Oil Investments Are Biblical Because They Dont Send ‘Condoms Through Pipelines' (Original Post) big_dog Oct 2014 OP
WHA...??!!! KansDem Oct 2014 #1
Me too sakabatou Oct 2014 #13
huh? kpete Oct 2014 #2
The fact that Frank Zappa is dead yet Pat Robertson continues to walk among us... Initech Oct 2014 #3
Zappa was cutting through the horseshit hifiguy Oct 2014 #9
I won't pretend to understand Pat Robertson gratuitous Oct 2014 #4
Gawd & Robertson Investment Counselors - Big Returns Guaranteed. Located in Nigeria. Tierra_y_Libertad Oct 2014 #8
Hey, wait a second. Aren't condoms made out of polyisoprene, which is a petroleum byproduct? ck4829 Oct 2014 #5
Critical Thinking Alert Blue Owl Oct 2014 #10
I love it, I love it, I love it. That is absolutely hilarious. liberal_at_heart Oct 2014 #15
Just when you think the old fool hifiguy Oct 2014 #6
Huh? Doesn't he know that they use those petro-chemicals for the making of condoms? Xyzse Oct 2014 #7
This guy is "around the bend". nt ladjf Oct 2014 #11
He's so far around the bend he meets himself coming. hobbit709 Oct 2014 #14
Can sombody just sign this guy into a mental health facility CanonRay Oct 2014 #12
Too bad Pat's father didn't invest in a condom. bluesbassman Oct 2014 #16

Initech

(100,036 posts)
3. The fact that Frank Zappa is dead yet Pat Robertson continues to walk among us...
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 02:44 PM
Oct 2014

I'm pretty sure is Satan's doing.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
9. Zappa was cutting through the horseshit
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 03:04 PM
Oct 2014

long before most. "A theocratic fascist state" is just what the religulously insane want. Just like their buddies in Saudi Arabia.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
4. I won't pretend to understand Pat Robertson
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 02:52 PM
Oct 2014

But many folks want to control where they invest. Seventh Day Adventists, who don't use caffeine, are probably chary of investing in Starbucks. The Church of the Brethren doesn't invest in companies that derive substantial income from war (trickier to track than you might think), smoking, or pornography. So, "John" doesn't want to invest in pharmaceutical companies that make "the abortion pill," whatever he thinks that is. I can dig it. But I'd be very leery about asking Pat "blood diamond" Robertson for investment advice.

It's an admirable goal, because in economic terms your dollar is your vote, and if you don't want to "vote" for one company or another because it violates your personal ethics. Many of the most accessible investment vehicles are mutual funds, which aggregate the stock of many diverse companies, and which may include a pharmaceutical company that "John" wouldn't like. "John" will have to determine for himself the balance between just how simon pure he wants his investment to be and the level of safety he wants. Putting all "John's" limited investment dollars into one stock or another is riskier than investing in a mutual fund.

Blue Owl

(50,257 posts)
10. Critical Thinking Alert
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 03:07 PM
Oct 2014

A alarm is going off at the 700 Club headquarters -- someone dared to use their brain!

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
6. Just when you think the old fool
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 03:00 PM
Oct 2014

can't say something even more completely batshit unhinged, he tops himself.

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