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How stupid can this guy get?
Starbucks Flavors Lattes With Sodomite Semen, Hate Pastor Says
"What Starbucks was doing is that they were taking specimens of male semen and they were putting it in the blends of their latte. Now this is the absolute truth... It was a big article about an investigation into Starbucks using male semen and putting it into the blends of coffee that they sell.
"I mean, can you imagine? And I believe that they were doing that. You know, Coca-Cola got started 100 years ago by using cocaine -- they were actually using cocaine! -- and they stayed off the federal government... because during the time they were using it there was no FDA...
"But the deal is... that Starbucks has been... legally accused of using male semen in their latte... you know, my suspicion is that they're getting their semen from sodomites. That's what my suspicion is. And somebody has discovered that semen, like cord blood... has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee, and it makes you think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it."
-- Rev. Dr. James Manning, pastor of Harlem's ATLAH World Missionary Church, in another unhinged rant on his show, The Manning Report. This latest screed comes just days after Manning claimed that "upscale sodomites" have turned Starbucks into "Ground Zero" for exchanging bodily fluids and spreading Ebola. Manning's "absolute truth" about Starbucks lattes is based entirely on a satirical online article.
Read more at http://www.bilerico.com/2014/11/starbucks_flavors_lattes_with_sodomite_semen_hate_.php#iEAWFvVfXiYEiAqd.99
Feral Child
(2,086 posts)They're absolutely convinced sodomites have been hired to whack-off into the coffee.
Makes 'em just gag to think about all those zygotes flavorin' up the coffee. And the more they think about it, the more they wanna beat-up on a fag....
shenmue
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(81,179 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 20th-level Dumbfuck