How do you think you'd be doing as President?

[lovemydog]

I think I'd be considered too far left, and people would be questioning my propriety given how much I'd be swearing during press conferences.

How about you?

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. .

my wife suggests I don't even go near our Home Owners Association board. I wouldn't last the first 10 minutes of the first meeting!

[lovemydog]

2. Ha! I know the feeling.

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. I can't even avoid commenting on some of the inane things that get circulated

in the neighborhood emails - like the 50 email string trading barbs at someone who didn't want their dues to go to purchase of the candles that get lit on the curbs at Christmas! That was a stellar exchange.

[lovemydog]

6. That's awesome. I get stuff about those candelabras

at Christmastime too.

I read just enough to how to set the damn things up without them blowing out or burning down the neighborhood.

[bhikkhu]

3. I think I would suck at it

The mental and physical stress would have worn me to a nub within a year. I'd have delegated as much responsibility as I could to people I probably couldn't really trust or keep track of, and I'd have announced my decision not to run again shortly into my second year. If I survived the full term, I'd change my name, retire to a monastery somewhere in Asia, and never read the news again for the rest of my life.

Needless to say, I'm not running for office.

My old boss, on the other hand, who listened to limbaugh and hannity all the time, drank way too much, was addicted to racist ans sexist jokes, and couldn't write a letter or run a business worth beans, announced once with great confidence that he could run the country better than Obama.

[lovemydog]

8. Yeah, it's always the blowhards who claim

they'd do soooo much better.

The monastery in Asia sounds pretty good. Especially if it had good high speed internet. Just kidding.

[deutsey]

83. Yeah, I'd probably have a nervous breakdown my first day.

I'm way too introverted for a boiling fishbowl job like that.

Although when I was in college I took a poli-sci class in which the instructor had us play a game called SimSoc (Simulated Society). From Wikipedia:

Simulated Society (or SimSoc, pronounced sim-sock) is a "game" used by universities and other groups to teach various aspects of sociology, political science, and communications skills. Originally created by William A. Gamson in 1966, it is currently in its fifth edition. It provides a way for participants to better understand the problems of governing a 20th-century-style nation state society. The participants grapple with issues like economic inequality, justice, diversity, trust, power dynamics, and leadership as they negotiate their way through labor-management relations, political turmoil, and natural disasters. To be successful players must utilize basic social processes from cooperation and reward to threat and punishment. The goal of SIMSOC is to bring a deeper understanding to everyday experiences as well as social and organizational theory.

He assigned members of the class to particular social classes (poor --> wealthy) where we had break up into groups according to our assinged social status. He also gave us all roles within the Sim-soc: media, judiciary, political party leadership, etc.

He assigned me, of all people, as the leader of one of the political parties. I don't know if it was just happenstance or if he was interested in seeing whether I'd come out of my cocoon and rise to the occasion.

I successfully staved off the other political party leader's attempts to impose a dictatorship, was inadvertantly embroiled in a political scandal in which the poor group nearly rebelled, but was ultimately the first one in my instructor's experience to lead the SimSoc into creating a representative congress.

It was an interesting experience, although I remember having a chronic headache during the week or two that we played the game.

[lovemydog]

108. Wow, that's really cool deutsey. Sounds like you did pretty well

despite the headache.

[KMOD]

4. I would not have the patience for it. n/t

[lovemydog]

9. Same. But you could have spin doctors do some cool stuff.

'The President is away meditating on world affairs.'

i.e., the president is playing video games, lol.

[BlueJazz]

7. First thing I would do is make several recordings with me saying things like...

1. Senator, you don't know what you're talking about.
2. That's just more Republican lies.

..and so forth, maybe up to 15-20 sound bits.
That way, I could just press #12 and play "That's the most stupidest words I've ever heard come out of a Republicans mouth"
Etc....

[lovemydog]

10. You'd be like Max Headroom.

Maybe you'd get really popular. You would be popular with me at least!

[BlueJazz]

11. thankthankthankthankthank you. That's nicenicenicenice of you.

[lovemydog]

13. My recordings would say:

'Shove it back up your corporate lobbyists' butthole!'

and

'Wrong. Again.'

and

'Read Naomi Klein and get back to me Señor Dumbass!'

[LeftInTX]

12. I only vote for them

I would totally totally suck

[lovemydog]

14. It might be kind of fun to get good cooking though.

[LeftInTX]

16. It would because I'm a lousy cook

[lovemydog]

18. Me too. I'd take advantage of a good personal trainer too.

I'm not sure though how they'd be able to spin my spending so much time in bed or posting on DU though. I guess I'd need a secure username here. Like 'Not The President'.

[freshwest]

24. I would suck, too. And all the other candidates totally suck already.

[lovemydog]

35. You could even run for reelection as 'Doesn't suck

any more than anyone else.'

[freshwest]

64. That's not even good enough to get my vote, though!

[arely staircase]

15. i have no business being president. having said that

I would probably be better at it than a lot of them. I mean seriously, George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding, and several others sucked at it worse than I ever could.

[lovemydog]

17. True.

I'd make sure when I was at Camp David they'd say I was in serious discussions with top-level economists or some such bs. Then maybe run for reelection as 'the guy who didn't take bribes' or something.

[KeepItReal]

19. I would be cruising...with the GOP still in obscurity since '08 vote

I would have blue dogs and 3rd way and no-labels crying for mommy. In other words, they get with our mandate in '08, or I'd lead the charge in primarying those suckas with real Democrats in '10.

We'd have a Medicare buy-in if you wanted it (public option), expanded Medicare for the less fortunate, and raise the cap on income to help out the Social Security trust fund.

Bin Laden would still be dead and I'd be bombing the hell outta ISIL.

And I sure wouldn't have a ton of nominations just blowing in the wind. I'd drag Harry Reid's ass to the WH every day to find out how many confirmations has he completed.

America voted for Democrats in '08...I'd give them just that.

[lovemydog]

20. Kick ass. If you haven't yet done it,

please consider running for office!

[treestar]

129. How?

Where would you get the power? Senators and Reps don't have to bow down to you. They don't have to "cry for Mommy." Generalized schoolyard bully language that does not apply. It's not middle school.

[KeepItReal]

139. The power was given by the electorate in '08

I'm not like President Obama, who appears to be the most non-confrontational, non-partisan politician I've experienced.

Confrontation is perfectly fine when you are pushing for positions a majority of the American public support. Make the minority have to stand to account for their obstruction.

[nilesobek]

21. I'm deeply disqualified for the job,

am prone to human error and occasional outbursts. I have biases and frequently am wrong on some issues. I'd be doing terrible at that job. Glad we have such a good President and I'm not in charge of anything.

[lovemydog]

26. I know I would have changed my mind a lot.

Like I'd have started out wanting the ACA then pushed for single payer then tried for free national health care - all before even getting the ACA passed!

[MrScorpio]

22. I couldn't do the job, not smart enough

But I am smart enough to know my own limitations, in that I know that I'm not qualified for it.

[lovemydog]

28. Yeah, I don't think I'm qualified either.

Or that I'd want to hang around so many serious minded people all the time. Eventually they'd catch me making cynical jokes, and it would get public and I'd be embarrassed.

[Tom_Foolery]

23. I'd have a nervous breakdown on the first day...

I don't know how he does it.

[lovemydog]

29. They'd hide mine for a while

until even my advisers publicly question why I'm staring at the trees without answering their questions.

[Tom_Foolery]

36. Ha ha! n/t

[zappaman]

25. I'd be kicking ass and taking names cuz the prez can do whatever the fuck he wants!

Probably some Kung fu too!

[lovemydog]

30. You could probably even take Kung fu lessons

and start a nationwide craze.

[zappaman]

32. I don't need lessons.

I'd just Kung fu some motherfuckers and then have some macaroni salad.

[lovemydog]

45. Haha! Elvis style!

I love it.

[KMOD]

34. The President was Kung fu fighting,

hoo-uh!

[lovemydog]

46. Chop chop. Ho-uh!

Now somebody go & get me some more a that macaroni salad!

[yeoman6987]

27. I'd be impeached before the first week ended

[lovemydog]

31. LOL, what for?

[LeftInTX]

39. ROFL

[hrmjustin]

33. I would be cursing at the republicans during the state of the union.

I would be calling them every name in the book.

[lovemydog]

38. Give 'em hell hrmjustin.

I like the sound of that!

[hrmjustin]

40. Lord k ows they deserve it. i probably wouldn't last long but it would feel good to tell them off.

[lovemydog]

42. Interestingly, it might increase your popularity.

It'd be fun to go all out 'We're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it any more!'

Have Twisted Sister perform 'We're Not Gonna Take It' before every appearance.

[WhiteAndNerdy]

37. I know I couldn't do the job.

I'm not enough of a people person for it. Every time we elect a new president, I watch to see how long it takes their hair to turn gray. It's usually less than two years before they start showing signs that the job is prematurely aging them.

[lovemydog]

41. Also their handwriting gets worse

and a few of them have become more dependent on alcohol and probably other drugs too.

Yeah, I just can't stand being around people that much.

And the opposition - yikes. I'd rather be in nature or daydreaming.

[GReedDiamond]

43. Speaking of "swearing" - I'd probably be sumthin like this...

[lovemydog]

47. & that's one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever seen.

From Idiocracy, right?

[GReedDiamond]

56. Idiocracy, yes...the Documentary from the Future!

[Yavin4]

44. I'd be cursing people out every day

Every day. All day. 24/7. My press conferences would be one long beep.

[lovemydog]

49. Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

My fellow ______________. Recent developments have shown ___________ and a big _____________ and also a lot of ___________ and how about the _________________ so therefore _______________ we must ___________. God bless the __________________. __________________.

[dilby]

48. I would be the first President to be publicly executed by a firing squad.

But it would be after I had all the bankers crucified and burned on crosses along with most of Congress and the Senate.

[lovemydog]

50. And I would be the first to say

let us honor dilby by electing someone most like dilby!

[bravenak]

51. I would be Impeached immediately.

I don't think I'd get to serve one day. My VP Angelina Jolie would have to take over.

[lovemydog]

53. That would probably be the first order of Republican business

when I told them all my plans as well.

[bravenak]

59. I have a whole list of things prepared.

I think if I told them before inaguration I would be asassinated. Or they would at least try to find my black ass in my hidey hole. Cause I would do a press release from an undisclosed bunker.

[lovemydog]

60. They'd be calling me Hugo Chavez

when I announced my plans to nationalize the health care and banking industries. So I'd have to look for you in that bunker.

[bravenak]

61. I'd make room for you.

Imagine how they would take it when they found that their nukes were all disposed of?

[lovemydog]

62. Um, not too kindly I presume.

Hell, we'd need to find asylum in another country.

[bravenak]

66. I hope they improve the Virgin Space Flights.

Maybe we could get a space-boat and just live near the space station. Only way we could survive it.

[Liberal Lolita]

52. I've concidered the ramifications...

Someone would look into my past, and find out:
that I experimented with drugs when I was young
haven't attended church since I was a child
am not a christian
had premarital sex
said things some people wouldn't like
Once those things came to light that would be my whole story. Nothing I tried to get done would have a chance to get accomplished.

[lovemydog]

55. I forgot about the church thing.

I'd be publicly executed.

[Liberal Lolita]

65. Maybe not you personally

just your character.
I had considered running for state representative in my former district, because the Republican candidate was usually unopposed. I wouldn't have had a chance in such a red area. I decided, it wasn't worth having my character assassinated.

[Hoyt]

54. I'm LMAO thinking about it. I'd be worse than that mayor from Canada.

[lovemydog]

57. Cracks me up thinking about it too.

I'd probably invite Beyonce and the Pixies and other folks to run things and the corporate media would say 'He's lost his mind.'

[Hoyt]

58. You've got my vote. Truthfully, I don't have the energy to make through a day of that job.

Even Republicans would have my respect for showing up, if not much else.

[pa28]

63. In the first week I'd sit down with my AG and dust off the Sherman Anti-Trust Act.

After hiring an army of DOJ staffers and twisting every screw possible on that front I'd begin canceling trade agreements and closing access to US markets for corporations who offshore profits to avoid tax.

So basically they'd have a grassy knoll party for me after the second week or so.

[lovemydog]

68. What was the last Administration that vigorously

enforced anti-trust law? And with all the republican appointees now serving in the Justice Department I wonder if they'd even comply with your orders.

[shenmue]

67. I'd be awesome

I'd have four cats and a pony.

[lovemydog]

69. But what about my pony?

I want a damn pony.

[shenmue]

73. Okay

[lovemydog]

74. Thank you.

[shenmue]

75. You're welcome

[BlindTiresias]

70. Would be fantastic

I'd adopt the Diamond Joe personality and start browbeating right wingers in full view of the public eye, probably start my own television program that airs every Friday at 8pm.

[lovemydog]

72. I'd watch that show.

[ecstatic]

71. I would have pulled a Palin

But not before telling everyone to kiss my ass!

[lovemydog]

89. Kiss My Ass: The Memoirs of President Ecstatic

[Hissyspit]

76. I would be terrible. And I would still be 1000% better than

George W. Bush.

[lovemydog]

90. Yes, W. wreaked a lot of havoc, particularly with the tax cuts for the rich

and spending money we didn't have on a stupid war against the wrong people.

[cherokeeprogressive]

77. So well the country would be screaming to amend the Constitution...

To make me President for Life.

[lovemydog]

92. Cherokeeprogressive: Our Benevalent Leader

I like it!

[grahamhgreen]

78. The treasury would be flush with the funds of jailed banksters, and war funds I

did not spend.

And we'd have medicare for all!

[lovemydog]

93. We'd have a surplus of money AND health care for all.

Yay!

[Half-Century Man]

79. Okay, I'm guessing.

The Federal takeovers of health care and education greatly lowered cost and raised quality, but the backlash from Cruz, Gohmert, King, and Ernst was so garbled by rage I had to have them sedated and put into protective custody for the decade being.

The wealth cap of 100 million dollars was wildly popular with 99% of the population so....good

Having Fox News bronzed and placed in the Smithsonian spiked attendance, It's more popular that the Aerospace museum this year.

We got a "Glad your getting well" card from the UN, it's nice.

Our new sprite of cooperation has resulted in Konye West and Trace Adkins doing an album of Bread and Carpenter cover songs.

The break up of the Media monopolies has resulted in programs more entertaining then the commercials.

Too Big to Fail has become pocket sized. Interest rate cap at 12%; Lifetime total cap on returns from loans set at 160% (including all fees, penalties, and surcharges) took a little getting used to, nearly a month.

Judging from the way his volume is winding down and getting fairly hoarse, I'd say David Koch's long drawn out scream of NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is about to come to an end.

[lovemydog]

94. Kanye and Trace duetting on We've Only Just Begun...

to liiiiiiive.

Oh man I love all your new policies Half-Century Man. We've gotta get more democratic candidates who make these populist policies a reality!

[Prophet 451]

80. I'd be doing just great

I would have imprisoned most of Congress, appointed myself Benevolent Dictator For Life, imposed single-payer healthcare; ordered all corporations to turn themselves into partnerships; established a register of animal abusers; imposed universal background checks, firearms safety tests and a ban on magazines above 15 rounds; created a massive new WPA to fix the infrastructure and employ the unemployed and am currently working out the details of how to give all Americans free education through college.

The people often hate me and occasionally fear me but will sometimes admit that things are better for them.

[lovemydog]

95. A new WPA and a register of animal abusers.

A kinder, more productive country with good work for all who want it. That's what I'm talking about. Damn. There are so many great ideas on this thread. We need more candidates who actually listen to us and follow the will of the people. Jobs jobs jobs! Single payer health care!

[Vinca]

81. I would have already been impeached.

You can only call Turtle Man and Boehner "mother*cker" so many times.

[lovemydog]

96. Yes, I'd be diagnosed with Tourette's by now.

Heck I probably already have it considering how many times I swear at those mofos in my own home.

[Vinca]

131. ROFL.

[Zorra]

82. I dunno. If elected in 2008, I would done everything I could to achieve

what Denmark has achieved. I may not have been successful, but I would have moved heaven and earth to get there, and the entire world would know it. Everyone would know THAT AT LEAST I TRIED.

[lovemydog]

97. Denmark - the happiest country in the world.

Free health care, $20 minimum wage, free university, 33 hour work week.

It can't be said enough!

[Javaman]

84. horrible. I'm unable to tell a convincing lie. nt

[lovemydog]

98. Same here. Especially the part about how I love and respect

all Americans. I really don't. I think a lot of them are selfish stupid ignoramuses. But I'd probably bite my tongue on that one. I'd have to spout platitudes about how they are all hard-working people who just need some incentives to keep on doing great things!

[LWolf]

85. I probably would have been assassinated. nt

[lovemydog]

99. Many on this thread have said the same and I don't doubt it

considering most of us want to heavily curtail the military-industrial complex.

[Orsino]

86. The Bilderburghers would have long since assassinated me.

My talk of the Citizen's Wage, public financing of elections and the outlawing of stock trading would have pissed them off.

[lovemydog]

100. Citizen's Wage and public financing of elections

have been floated around for years. We really need to resurrect those policies again. Regarding outlawing of stock trading - yes, that would piss them off big-time. Democratically elected leaders in other countries have been assassinated for going against unfettered capitalism.

[KingCharlemagne]

87. Wait, you mean using the F* word about Republicans disqualifies one

from being President? You'll have to show me where it says that in the Constitution!

Seriously, I'd have been like "F* You, MotherF*ckers" the first time Boner or McChinless tried to pull any shit. Now I'm making myself giggle!

[lovemydog]

102. I don't think it disqualifies you. But you probably wouldn't be met with

unanimous approval!

[workinclasszero]

88. I think I would be assassinated or running scared

Right after I announced 50% taxes on anyone making more than one million dollars a year, no more wars without a Congressional vote and also a tax to pay for it or NO DEAL, immediate raising of the federal minimum wage to 15 bucks an hour, some form of national health insurance for every citizen, strengthen all labor rights, total legalization of marijuana for any and all reasons, no arrests for simple possession of any drug, immediate action on climate change, strengthen the EPA, no more suicidal "free trade" agreements that have devastated workers in America and cut our insane military budget by half at least and then we would have an ocean of money to pay for anything.

You think the wall street pirates that run this country would let me do all those things?

I kinda doubt it.

[lovemydog]

103. All of those policies would benefit the country and strengthen our economy.

We really need democrats in Congress who fight for these principles and actually implement all or most of them!

[TheKentuckian]

91. I surprisingly have avoided assassination due to selecting Cynthia McKinney as VP and strict

scheduling that keeps us separate at all time (nothing beats a good insurance policy) but the 5th year of civil war ain't so pretty.

[lovemydog]

104. Great idea. Cynthia McKinney as VP. Plenty of bodyguards too.

[nolabear]

101. The problems would start with "So help me God."

It would go downhill from there.

Actually, I've been chairing a faculty for three years now and I've actually developed a taste for it. When you have good people to work with, who have your back and you have theirs, the inevitable craziness (and crazies) get to be interesting, even when I want to slap the crap out of the lot of them.

[lovemydog]

106. Yeah, actually respect the separation of church and state.

Now that's adhering strictly to the Constitution. I'm all for it.

[nolabear]

127. Swearing an oath certainly should mean something.

"And if I don't you can lock me in a room full of palmetto bugs" would work fine for me.

[lovemydog]

132. I was sent to the principal's office in sixth grade for saying 'One naked individual

with liberty and justice for all.' I haven't changed much since then.

[nolabear]

140. Say it loud, say it proud!

[tridim]

105. I would be impeached for calling the Republicans "douchebags" too often.

Obama's restraint has been pretty epic.

I hope he goes off on them after 2016.

[lovemydog]

109. I will certainly read Obama's presidential memoirs

and I don't think he'll use that word even once.

[JustAnotherGen]

107. I would have been removed from office by now

I would have come off of that podium a long time ago with both fists flying directly at some of the members of the so called 'press'.

[lovemydog]

111. So-called journalists who are paid puppets for the oligarchy.

'Liberal media' my ass.

[JustAnotherGen]

119. See this is why

Obama is just better than me. He's just a better person. The first nasty bullshit about my mother I would have bloodied someone's nose.

And my VP Biden would have been standing right beside me with the ghost of his mother and the ghost of my father cheering me on!

[etherealtruth]

110. A new word or phrase would need to be coined ...

... to adequately describe just how much I would "suck"

...but, It is highly unlikely that I would declare war or attack "anyone"

[lovemydog]

113. Yeah, the question I've been pondering is whether

my words & actions would actually be given enough time to help most people, before I'd be called crazy and booted out of office.

[adirondacker]

112. I'd be Bullworthing it.

[lovemydog]

116. Bullworth tells the truth and the elitists in corporate media

act like it's some kind of national crisis. About par for the course. Great movie.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

114. crouched and crying in the corner.

[lovemydog]

118. Your pr people can cover for you for quite a while.

Because I for one would like to see what you and your staff would dream up to improve the country Tuesday Afternoon!

I think I'd get the hang of it eventually. Get out for lots of nice walks, and get support from a lot of pretty good people like those who care about improving the lives of working people everywhere.

[lumberjack_jeff]

115. After my assassination, my VP would be doing pretty well. n/t

[lovemydog]

120. And you'd probably get some of your policies enacted

post-mortem, just as sympathy. At least a few schools and bridges would be named after you!

[Douglas Carpenter]

117. not very well. I am high strung, very nervous and somewhat mildly autistic

I can do most things reasonably well with lots of practice. But being President of the United States would require a kind of steadiness along with communication and social skills that I admittedly lack. I still think my ideas are right though -. I'm sure at the right time and place someone else with similar views could do a decent job though. I'm not so delusional so as to imagine that someone could be me.


Now Ambassador to . Andorra, Liechtenstein or Monaco - That sounds like a great gig that I could probably handle and I bet the food is great.

[lovemydog]

122. Yeah, someone with my views but much more steady in their execution

would be much better than me as well.

By the way I read yesterday that Jerry Seinfeld has some mildly autistic symptoms too - so you're in good company.

[Spazito]

121. Well, it would depend on whether I had at least the Senate or the House, preferably

both controlled by my party. If I were President and both houses are controlled by the opposition then I would be limited to vetos and Executive Orders if I didn't want to make deals with the opposition.

As President, I don't even have a vote, lol.

[lovemydog]

124. An excellent point Spazito.

Thank you for acknowledging basic civics. You're the first one on this thread to mention this. Gold star for you. Have a great day.

[Spazito]

125. Thanks, you have a great day too! n/t

[LondonReign2]

123. Act #1: Executive Order removing the secrecy of documents

from Bush the Slightly Smarter and Shrub's presidencies.

Once those documents were open to the public, no amount of Secret Service protection could forestall the pitchforks and torches brigade from giving the Bushes what they deserve. And Darth, too.

[lovemydog]

126. There would be a lot of crap in there, for sure,

but I think a lot of it would be spun and spun and spun by the corporate media and paid shills for the right wing, to the point where it would make much of a positive impact, imho London Reign2.

[treestar]

128. I'd be awful at it

Du would like my politics, but I'm not extraverted enough. I'd be sick of the constant attention. I'd want to hide in the Oval Office with no photographers and try to solve the problems.

OTOH, I think I would like having so many people to do things for me, look things up, give advice, and not have to worry about the little things like cooking and dry cleaning. The travel and meeting different people would be fun, but I'd need some down time that does not fit into the schedule.

The constant criticism I would likely ignore as it being simply too much, or being irrelevant because of what I know that the critic doesn't know. I would have a temper control problem too, when stupid reporters asked stupid questions.

Since my SATs were the same as Duyba's, it gives me another hint. I would feel overwhelmed at times and so the advisors would get their way a lot.

[lovemydog]

135. You could have some extroverted kick-ass advisors.

And go on some nice trips.

[RadicalGeek]

130. I'd be seen as steadfast

By folks like Amy Goodman and Rick Smith, but stubborn by AM-Radio and it's cable news(?) affiliate.

Alas, my "Living Minimum Wage" initiative would be stymied by the "%1" in the Senate and House.

[lovemydog]

136. We should have a living minimum wage.

Many have considered it at various times in our nation's history. I think it would help stimulate the economy. I agree the 1% in the Senate and House would oppose it.

I think we should pressure Democratic candidates to get behind it or lose their friggin' jobs.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

133. shitty. i'd be a hella shitty president

[lovemydog]

137. I appreciate your honesty.

Always have & always will La Lioness Priyanka. That made me laugh too. Have a wonderful day.

[Bluenorthwest]

134. I would have been eliminated in an early primary when someone uncovered an old photo of me

wearing a tee shirt that said 'I'm on Acid'.

[lovemydog]

138. Photos of me in my 'Fuck Censorship' t-shirt

probably wouldn't help me much either. Not to mention the one of me smoking a bong.