Anyone else find it funny that the biggest critic of Obama's Immigration policy is (wait for it)

[NightWatcher]

an immigrant himself?

Rafael Edward Cruz who was born in Alberta, Canada to a Cuban father who fought for Castro and a mother from Delaware, did not even move to America until he was 4 years old, is the biggest critic of Obama's Immigration announcement tonight. Later this year I fully expect him to announce he's running for the office of President, although as his birth certificate would show, HE WAS BORN OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.A.

Now there's your black fly in your chardonnay.

[notrightatall]

1. I am sorry to have to tell you that you are WRONG!! Ted Cruz is not an immigrant.

It is an invasive species.

[misterhighwasted]

10. ROFL....Ha that's crazy...alien ted

[muntrv]

25. That's an insult to aliens.

[NBachers]

29. OK, that's the laugh of the evening for me.

[freshwest]

31. That's why he makes those weird faces. HE'S NOT HUMAN!

[True Blue Door]

36. Hysteree Channel needs to do a show about him.

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[csziggy]

2. I wouldn't call Cruz a black fly - blow fly fits him much better

Superficially attractive and partial to the odor of rotten meat.

[VA_Jill]

27. Actually

he's more of a brown fly, well, sorta....but he doesn't think so.

[gwheezie]

33. He's a dung beetle n/t

[csziggy]

39. OK - I can agree with that! n/t

[sammy750]

3. How did this TERRORIST ever get across the border.

His only mission is to destroy the USA and the people. He and his father are the true ISIS of the USA

[NightWatcher]

4. He's an immigrant who shut down our government for two weeks

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Even Osama bin Laden couldn't swing that one.

Time to round up his Tim Horton's eating, hockey watching, floppy-headed self and through him in prison eh?

[canuckledragger]

6. Canadian values never took root with him.

And that's Tim Horton's drinking...get it right! (they're a coffee shop chain)

[NightWatcher]

7. My bad.

My inlaws were telling me about the time they stopped in for donuts and such and a Hortons. I was pissed because they didn't get me a tshirt.

I did not mean to insult your people by associating Cruz with your lovely country.

[canuckledragger]

11. no big deal.

They are a donut/coffee shop, but the vast majority of folks go there for the coffee. (like myself before a night shift!)

Extreme right-wingers don't fare well here. No wonder he and his nutjob father left.

By the way, pretty soon Timmy's will be selling maple fudge for the holiday season. I hope you live near the border!

[NightWatcher]

19. I live in Florida but will send my Yankee family members across when they visit next

maple fudge sounds pretty excellent

[KamaAina]

12. What aboot Timbits, eh?

And don't they also have soup and sandwiches?

[canuckledragger]

16. They sell those too, yes...

But folks like myself see them as a coffee shop first, donut shop second.

Caffeine makes our world go 'round up north...

[KamaAina]

18. I have heard that Timmy's coffee is astoundingly awesome.

Did not have any on my one and only trip to T.O., however.

[canuckledragger]

21. I work as a night cleaner at a local bingo hall

Where we get free coffee and fountain pop whenever we want it. (Most restaurants and such in my hometown use this Mother Parker's brand...awful stuff.)

There's a Tim Horton's a couple minute's walk away from the place, and given the choice I'll pay for Timmy's every time.

The only con seems to be it makes you pee a lot...

[IronLionZion]

26. 2 weeks is not "a few days"

some of us lost a paycheck for no reason.

[NightWatcher]

28. Thank you, corrected.

Yeah, Al Qaeda never cost you a paycheck, nor has ISIS, but the Canadian Cuban Texan Terrorist has

[Prophet 451]

23. As always, IOKIYAR

[calimary]

5. He's just like clarence thomas.

Use that ladder to climb up and make something of yourself. Then pull the ladder up behind you so nobody else gets that advantage that you just enjoyed.

FUCKING HIDEOUS DISGRACE. The both of them. Selfish pricks. And they sure do like to congratulate themselves on their "Christianity."

[awoke_in_2003]

9. Bingo. nt

[baldguy]

7. Cruz is Canadian; McCain was born in Panama; Romney is Mexican.

Nothing new here.

[KamaAina]

13. Mittwit's dad is Mexican

So he's only a half-breed.

[canuckledragger]

15. And yet...

The only one that they whine about was born in an undisputable US state...but he's a 'Kenyan'.

[Cha]

14. Oh yeah, I've mentioned that more than once.. the big hypocritical sociopath teddy cruz.. he knows

his f***** fan club won't give a shite.

[valerief]

17. Well, we can understand why Canada got rid of him. nt

[KamaAina]

20. Marco Rubio is right up there, too

first-generation, and born to parents who might not have gotten in if they hadn't been fleeing the boogeyman du jour.

[Rex]

22. Ted Cruz behaves like Ted Cruz, because Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz.

He says he is the Chosen One that will lead America to the land of badass kickery and glory up high in the majestic purple mountains that God himself ordained Ted Cruz to rule over (on the back of a griffin) like the benevolent dictator he always woke up wet dreaming about as a younger Ted Cruz.


Here I come to fuck up the dayyyyyyyyyyy!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

24. ...

[Wella]

30. Did Ted Cruz come to this country illegally?

I didn't know that.

[Art_from_Ark]

32. Since his mother was American, he was an American citizen at birth

Therefore, moving to the United States at 4 years old did not make him an immigrant, although his dad was an immigrant.

[d_b]

34. Rafael, The Calgary Kid

lol only the Republican party could turn that asshole into some texas cowboy

[spanone]

35. teddy got his, fuck the rest of those foreigners.....

[libodem]

37. And now a terrorist fist bump

[L0oniX]

38. Can't wait for him to run for POTUS. It will be a laugh riot.