All Hell Breaks Loose On ‘Rotten Tomatoes’ After Kirk Cameron Begs His FB Fans For Positive Reviews
http://samuel-warde.com/2014/11/kirk-cameron-rotten-tomatoes/
Oh, Kirk Cameron, what has happened to you? Oh, Chelsea Noble, you’re awfully quiet, what must be going through your head these days? I have to ask.
Perhaps the best thing about Cameron’s new movie, Saving Christmas is the way it has effectively inspired viewers to tap into their higher, more artful natures in search of how best to describe this attempted assault on holiday movie audiences everywhere.
The former teen heartthrob’s latest cinematic fiasco tells the tale of Cameron’s brother-in-law who has lost the spirit of Christmas. Cameron–whose mannerisms and facial expressions seem to indicate all of his marbles have evaporated into outer space–attempts to convince his b.i.l. named “Christian,” (?) that all of the materialism associated with the holiday is, in fact, all good and well because it is how we honor Jesus.
A thinking individual might be confused as to how celebrating materialism puts the “Christ” back into Christmas when Jesus despised materialism. No matter, logic is a foreigner here. Cameron goes on to sound the “War on Christmas” dog whistle brought on by those who have the audacity to wish you “Happy Holidays.” Then the whole thing wraps up with a hip-hop dance off.
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You might think that most right-thinking people, even those who wholeheartedly embrace the season, would have little reason to argue with such sentiment, especially when delivered by someone who is taking pains to keep it to himself so as not to spoil the mood. Well, Kirk has something to say about that and it boils down to "You're all wrong—you drank the Kool-Aid." To his eyes, every gaudy symbol of the season that is putting Christian off has deep-seated religious roots, and only by venerating them in the most ostentatious manner imaginable can one be truly close to God. Take Christmas trees and Santa Claus, for example—even though such things are never mentioned in the Bible, Kirk uses cherry-picked Biblical details, a certain degree of extrapolation and no small amount of smugness ("Last I checked, God made the Winter Solstice"
to prove his points with such stunning finality that Christian instantly realizes that he has been the jerk all along for "terrorizing" his family by not realizing, for example, that the giant stack of presents under the tree can suggest the skyline of the new Jerusalem. http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/saving-christmas-2014
That most would not see on DU. So I decided to take a look at the preview to see if all the hoopla is warranted. Wow! A horrid mess. If I refuse to see this, I know it is horrible! 
Plan 9 From Outer Space as the worst film ever made. 
I mean, it fits so perfectly in the human hand, what else but Intelligent Design could account for that?
And then there were those indescribably awful Left Behind movies. Maybe Kirk should get himself a red-letter Bible (the ones where Jesus' words are printed in red ink) and refresh his memory as to what his Lord and Savior actually taught. Just a thought..
I'll go.
was so he could throw Himself a big birthday bash.
Poor Kirk, all that blow on the set back in the eighties has left a mark.
But some of those comments had me rolling:
"Jesus preached love, tolerance and non-violence. But this movie is so bad it would make Jesus want to bitch slap Kirk Cameron. –Lori G"
"I’ve had hemorrhoids more enjoyable than this movie. –John M"
"“This movie turned me from bisexual to full lesbian.” –Ashlee V"
