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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Onion: "Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House"
Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House
"Not the first time Ive had my ass in a sling."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-tossed-out-of-car-passing-by-white-house,37494/?utm_
WASHINGTONAt approximately 2 a.m. Thursday morning, White House sources confirmed that Vice President Joe Biden was forcibly pushed out the rear door of a moving 1980 Lincoln Town Car onto the curb outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Whoa, those hombres were not fucking around, said Biden, assuring a small group of onlookers that he was fine as he climbed to his feet and dusted himself off. Being in the hole 50-large aint no joke, but no need to worry about me. Not the first time Ive had my ass in a sling. And if theres anything Diamond Joe knows, its how to rake in some quick green. At press time, witnesses confirmed seeing Biden walking out of the Oval Office with Rembrandt Peales 1823 portrait of George Washington tucked into his jacket.
"Not the first time Ive had my ass in a sling."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-tossed-out-of-car-passing-by-white-house,37494/?utm_
WASHINGTONAt approximately 2 a.m. Thursday morning, White House sources confirmed that Vice President Joe Biden was forcibly pushed out the rear door of a moving 1980 Lincoln Town Car onto the curb outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Whoa, those hombres were not fucking around, said Biden, assuring a small group of onlookers that he was fine as he climbed to his feet and dusted himself off. Being in the hole 50-large aint no joke, but no need to worry about me. Not the first time Ive had my ass in a sling. And if theres anything Diamond Joe knows, its how to rake in some quick green. At press time, witnesses confirmed seeing Biden walking out of the Oval Office with Rembrandt Peales 1823 portrait of George Washington tucked into his jacket.
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The Onion: "Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House" (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Nov 2014
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I love the Onion's alter egos, like George W Bush discussing Virgil's minor works at a soiree
Recursion
Nov 2014
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Recursion
(56,582 posts)1. I love the Onion's alter egos, like George W Bush discussing Virgil's minor works at a soiree
Oddly enough they don't have one for Obama.
craigmatic
(4,510 posts)2. I like their Joe Biden character. I half way wish this shit was true.
smokey nj
(43,853 posts)3. I do too!
Have you seen this one?
White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb
http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-house-infested-with-bedbugs-after-biden-brin,7070/
craigmatic
(4,510 posts)5. My favorite was the one from 2012 where he went across hitchhiking and gave that moving speech.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)4. LOL. Needed a laugh.