You know how if you put enough monkeys on typewriters they'll write Shakespeare?

[originalpckelly]

You know by chance.

Imagine that those monkeys live in their mothers basement, and they're sitting in front of computers.

Then, imagine all the monkeys that would fling poo at the computer and it would accidentally hit a key and post a message, you know instead of making Shakespeare.

That's FR.

[lob1]

1. An infinite number of monkeys could come up with Shakespeare.

I think 1 or 2 could write all freeper crap.

[mojitojoe]

3. I thought that's where "Fed Up" and "Going Rogue" came from.

Surely neither Palin or Perry were capable of stringing that many words together without the help of something smarter than they?

[CJCRANE]

2. Well, FR does look like it was written on a typewriter. nt

[11 Bravo]

4. How many dozens of those monkeys would end up writing "Going Rogue"?

[lastlib]

6. Dozens? No. Three, tops, if they're drunk enough.....

(allowing for spelling errors...)

[alfredo]

5. Or the end product resembles the GOP party platform.

[hifiguy]

7. Half a dozen monkeys with a few bottles of Everclear

and a case of Cheetos should suffice.

[Yavapai]

8. Give them computers with internet access,

and they will write x-rated versions. But after the couple times I went and looked at FR, all I saw was
the monkey poo.

[Flagrante]

9. How many monkeys would it take to produce the Ryan budget?

The same number as their are Republican house members!