Let's find a campaign slogan for Jeb Bush, since it's apparent he will run in 2016.......

[LongTomH]

Someone has already suggested: "Third Crime's the charm!"

How about: "Jeb: All the evil of his brother and smarts too!"

"Jeb: Because there's still some of the US economy left to destroy!"

Jeb: Who needs a middle class, anyway?"

Any more?

[exboyfil]

1. Surely you have forgotten by now.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. *ahem*, someone?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5897100

[mainstreetonce]

5. Jeb: Genetically improved Shrub

N/ t

[LongTomH]

10. Thanks! I had forgotten who posted the "Third Crime's the Charm" slogan

[hifiguy]

12. That has to be the winner.

That entire family should be banned in perpetuity from holding any office higher than animal control board.

[madinmaryland]

18. NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Please, for the sake of humanity, think of the poor defenseless animals.

[DefenseLawyer]

3. Jeb Bush: Definitely NOT black! n/t

[Xyzse]

4. Shrubs: Tougher than your average weed!

[yeoman6987]

6. I have a good one, but don't remember it exactly

But it goes something like,


Do something wrong once it is a mistake.
Do something twice it is crazy
Do something three times and it is insanity



I hope America does not do something wrong 3 times!

[hifiguy]

14. The other riff is from Auric Goldfinger

"Mr Bond, once is an accident, twice is a coincidence. But three times is enemy action." Perfect for the Bush Crime Family.

[yeoman6987]

15. I love your example so much!

I was a bit concerned about using crazy and insanity. But your example is so awesome and true!!!!!!

[Jefferson23]

7. No one can take a country down like a Bush. n/t

[Derek V]

8. "For Fuck's Sake Get Me Outta Florida Before I Get Eaten By My Neighbors!"

[Arkana]

9. Jeb Bush 2016: No, I'm The Smart One, Honest

[PADemD]

24. +1

[olddots]

11. Jeb Bush. atleast he isn't Neil

HI. I'M JEB and I want to king

I'm Jeb and you're not.

[TheNutcracker]

20. Ya, well apples don't fall far ....

[TBF]

13. Jeb: I have money and you don't. nt

[Initech]

16. Jeb Bush 2016: Because we haven't bombed Iran, Syria, and Pakistan yet!

[nolabear]

17. A Bush in the Hand, Because the Other Two Already Gave You the Bird.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

35. Like!

[dmr]

19. Bushwack me once, shame on, shame on you.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, Bushwack me once, shame on - shame on you. Bushwack me - we're gonna get Bushwacked again."

Mission Accomplished!
Don't know whether to or

[TheNutcracker]

21. Find something in here...

So, here's Jeb. His wife can never be a first lady. She lied to the feds about 20K in purchases she was bringing back into the U.S. from Paris. Jeb's been a big philanderer. Two of his children have been in the news in the past years for arrests linked to drug problems, public intoxication, and sex in public. (don't confuse the W's kids).

Then there is the family issue of robbing banks. One, the Silverado Savings and Loan, several ways into which many in the Bush family were involved, and also many politicians still in office today. Jeb, George Sr., and his son Neil Bush have all been implicated in the Savings and Loan Scandal, which cost American tax payers over $1.4 TRILLION dollars, one quarter of our national debt. One also thinks it's polite to take up the Asian hookers when presented.

Their grandfather worked for Hilter, and HW lied about working for the CIA. We were to believe this when he was chosen to head the CIA agency?

The entire family has been an "AMERICAN DISASTER'.

Then there is Jeb's Nigerian water pump bribery scandal back in the courts, just last year! Illegal immigration is an "act of love". (today he bashed Obama in the media for overreach on immigration)

Let us not forget that Jeb Bush defaulted on a $4.56 million dollar loan from the Broward Federal Savings in Sunrise, FL. After federal regulators closed the S&L, the office building that Jeb used the $4.56 million to finance was reappraised by the regulators at $500,000.00, which Bush and his partners paid. The taxpayers had to pay back the remaining 4 million plus dollars, as in the past. This family robs banks and created a drug war to run drugs. Just read Barry and the Boys. Barry Seal flew planes for the CIA and ran drugs for HW and a few others.

So spare me if I'm a little sad to even THINK ABOUT ANOTHER BUSH RUNNING! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? US?

He wrecked Florida and the education system. He pushed the door open for vouchers and ruined the environment, for sure. It's all been written about. All of this.

Must we put ourselves through this again? Or will the voting machines Jeb ushered in do it for us?

[LiberalEsto]

22. Jeb: Leftovers, again? nt

[PADemD]

25. +1

[wandy]

23. Jeb Bush in 2016: It could be worse, it could be Romney! ....

Reverse names if Bush does not run but Romney does.

[ErikJ]

26. Mr. Common Core

Once the far-right finds out that Jeb is the father and supporter of Common Core, he wont have chance.

[tridim]

27. "Jeb Bush? Are you fucking kidding me?"

Two wrongs don't make Jeb right

[First Speaker]

28. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times...

...eat shit and die.

[theaocp]

29. my brother-man. n/t

[lpbk2713]

30. "I'll make Katherine Harris my Secretary of State"

"What we did to Florida is nothing compared to what we will do to the USA!"

[joeybee12]

31. "Vote for me because you're too stupid to remember how bad the other bushes were"

Kinda long for a bumper sticker, though.

[One_Life_To_Give]

32. Shrubzu, it's going places! nt

[roamer65]

33. BUSH CRIME FAMILY.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

34. Vote Jeb! 12% less dumb!

[Dr. Strange]

36. Jeb Bush: All Up in Lee Mercer Jr's House with Disease!

Come elect a third Bush president! (ALL THREE)

[hughee99]

37. They'll target republicans with "The lesser of two evils"...

unless Hillary snags that first to target Dems.

[Fawke Em]

38. Jeb Bush: You'll Get Fooled Again