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Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
Sat Dec 27, 2014, 10:53 AM Dec 2014

If I'm arrested for attacking a fashion model w/ a rolled up newspaper while in a blind panic

I want you all to understand what happened --



3D-printed robotic spider dress keeps creeps at bay



...

The ripply, skeletal bodice is 3D printed (or rather, laser sintered) and laden with motion and respiratory sensors that link back to the main processor. Approach it too quickly or too aggressively and those arms spring into a defense position. But, as Wipprecht told Motherboard, a more discreet saunter up to the wearer might be met with "smooth, suggestive gestures". The dress takes into account how calm the user is thanks to those sensors, which in a way makes the garment less of a gussied-up wearable and more of an extension of the wearer's body. Wipprecht is no stranger to the intersection of haute couture and spindly machinery - she unveiled an earlier version of the spider dress two years ago with the help of hacker-roboticist Daniel Schatzmayr that drew in similar themes of personal space in an increasingly mechanized world. This year's version though amps up the level of beautiful body horror with a sleeker, more organic aesthetic that looks a little more like something H.R. Giger would've dreamed up.

http://www.engadget.com/2014/12/23/anouk-wipprecht-spider-dress/
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If I'm arrested for attacking a fashion model w/ a rolled up newspaper while in a blind panic (Original Post) Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2014 OP
If I'm on your jury.. Fla_Democrat Dec 2014 #1
Make that two votes for acquittal . enlightenment Dec 2014 #4
Was it this jury? Brickbat Dec 2014 #7
Holy shit. Glassunion Dec 2014 #10
What an idiotic, frivolous alert. hobbit709 Dec 2014 #11
Good grief. Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2014 #13
Very interesting. MineralMan Dec 2014 #2
Some how I get the feeling you wouldn't be the only one arrested kydo Dec 2014 #3
The designer is an artist. It is a statement about personal space. Luminous Animal Dec 2014 #12
At least now it won't be as scandalous... pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #5
"chasing fashion models with rolled up newspapers before they had spider dresses." Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2014 #6
Wow LittleBlue Dec 2014 #8
my wife makes me take care of the spiders. Glassunion Dec 2014 #9
Yanno....at first glance at that pic, I'm thinking "That won't end well" A HERETIC I AM Dec 2014 #14
"that's hawt" - paris hilton NuttyFluffers Dec 2014 #15

Brickbat

(19,339 posts)
7. Was it this jury?
Sat Dec 27, 2014, 02:30 PM
Dec 2014
If I'm arrested for attacking a fashion model w/ a rolled up newspaper while in a blind panic
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026009290

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Is it really acceptable here to state that it is justified to beat women for what they are wearing? Even if it is supposedly humorous? There are lots of ways the op could express dislike for this fashion attire without bring misogynistic violence into it.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Dec 27, 2014, 10:33 AM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Attacking a fashion model for what they are wearing is never okay, regardless of the weapon used.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Jeez. It's clearly meant to be a joke.
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Oh, sweet jesus on a trailer hitch, how do you leap from a joke about arachnophobia to misogyny?
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Is this alert for real? The OP is referencing the fact that the dress looks like a spider. This alert is hilarious.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

kydo

(2,679 posts)
3. Some how I get the feeling you wouldn't be the only one arrested
Sat Dec 27, 2014, 11:09 AM
Dec 2014

Maybe the only one with the rolled up newspaper. Not many people read the paper news thanks to the internets.

That outfit really begs the question, "Why?!?"

That is one butt-ugly get up.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
5. At least now it won't be as scandalous...
Sat Dec 27, 2014, 02:25 PM
Dec 2014

...as when you were chasing fashion models with rolled up newspapers before they had spider dresses.

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
6. "chasing fashion models with rolled up newspapers before they had spider dresses."
Sat Dec 27, 2014, 02:28 PM
Dec 2014

Are you sure it wasn't a wrapped hoagie sandwich?

The poor, emaciated dears.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,362 posts)
14. Yanno....at first glance at that pic, I'm thinking "That won't end well"
Sat Dec 27, 2014, 11:43 PM
Dec 2014

Second glance however........


Just don't miss!

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