Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:09 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

It's Been Resolved? This Week Is SI Cover, Next Week is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie?

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This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by Hassin Bin Sober (a host of the General Discussion forum).

I just wanted to get the schedule straight here, since my stores of popcorn and bourbon are running low.....

This week is the SI cover, right?

Next week is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie?

Who are we sending in as our designated "50 Shades" watcher?

I nominate malaise, but I fear we might not get more than "go to the theatre, right fuggin' now."

There's always The Magistrate. I can't even begin to imagine the awesomeness of his movie review. "Whereupon the ubiquitous Mr. Grey began to oscillate the whip....."

Sid Dithers could write a review completely in smilies.

woo me with science would just give us 17 insane blue links.

So would ProSense.

Octafish would probably demonstrate the link between JFK and Christian Grey, via crop circles.

steveleser would make us listen to his radio show.

Skittles---now there's a poster who has long been into BDSM. But the ALL CAPS would kill us.

Third-Way Manny? We'd all get alerted on if we disagreed with him.

Aerows? Somehow it would come back to the damn raccoon.

Mineral Man? Hell, if I wanted to read an appliance manual.....

Trumad? He should stick to other balls. Footballs, baseballs.....

pinboy3niner would do it all in puns.

So would pintobean.

zappaman would just turn it into an anti-Jenny McCarthy screed.

ADDED---

sabrina1 would just drone on about drones....

sheshe would post Obama pics.

(Name redacted per request), seabeyond, bostonbean, redqueen????? Not going there, folks.....

Luminous Animal would just post whatever Glenn Greenwald had to say about how we shouldn't judge 50 Shades, because Obama probably tied someone up, somewhere....

Purveyor would let us know the RT point of view on this Western decadence.

Will Pitt would post a paragraph or two, then make us click over to Truthout.....

xchrom would post a review, then never come back to the thread.

Robb would just be a dingbat about it.

Hannah Bell would link to the WSWS review, and prove that Christian Grey was allegory for the Bilderbergers. (So would her latest incarnation. We see you!!!)

Skinner would post a review in ATA, then forget to reveal the thread.

graywarrior's shown an affinity for duct tape--I wonder if it would translate.....

rhett o rick would accuse us of enabling the cryptofascistauthoritarianscorpratists. Or the Stasi.

HERETIC I AM would post a complete review in pictures taken in his kitchen.

Who would you nominate to be our designated 50 Shades watcher?

TO THE JURY----This thread is COMPLETELY IN FUN--I will remove the name of any person who is offended....they can PM me.

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156 replies	Author	Time	Post
It's Been Resolved? This Week Is SI Cover, Next Week is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie? (Original post)	msanthrope	Feb 2015	OP
LOL!	HappyMe	Feb 2015	#1
Just so it doesn't have to be me.	greatauntoftriplets	Feb 2015	#2
In honor of Cooking and Baking....	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#20
Bwa ha ha ha ha!	greatauntoftriplets	Feb 2015	#27
Too vanilla. I like the earthiness of twine, myself.....nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#35
Just poke it with toothpicks	Aerows	Feb 2015	#146
Skewer it, you mean? nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#150
Oh, well	Aerows	Feb 2015	#151
OMG...	Historic NY	Feb 2015	#85
ON that thought there is a DUer who could do it in the same style as he does his memerable	azurnoir	Feb 2015	#103
Added above....	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#106
MISSING --	Nuclear Unicorn	Feb 2015	#3
I was afraid of the filing I would get if I included laserhaas.....nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#16
"I was afraid of the filing I would get..."	Nuclear Unicorn	Feb 2015	#43
I'm sure there's a Random Taitz Generator out there on the web. Maybe it would work in reverse? nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#44
Next week, Jenny McCarthy will have a cigarette outside Olive Garden while	closeupready	Feb 2015	#4
Her UNVACCINATED pitbull!!1!	Cal Carpenter	Feb 2015	#14
Eating	Aerows	Feb 2015	#147
You just motivated me to do a web search...	jmowreader	Feb 2015	#37
LOL!	polly7	Feb 2015	#5
Missed you Polly	Aerows	Feb 2015	#149
You're completely wrong about Manny...	brooklynite	Feb 2015	#6
Christian Grey.	PeaceNikki	Feb 2015	#10
Not to his 1%er friends...	brooklynite	Feb 2015	#19
You could have a salon about the movie!!!	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#24
We would end up with a long Hillary	HappyMe	Feb 2015	#31
Actually	Andy823	Feb 2015	#96
Kick and bind and gag and recommend!	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#7
fook. that was my first thought.	NYC_SKP	Feb 2015	#15
I hear graham is up 4 anything. :) nt	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#41
You know, I always look at your name and wonder what you did with the other 66. nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#125
105?	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#131
The first time I ever read your name, I misread it as	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#137
Ha!	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#145
I figured it was a callsign...and once I saw your name a few times, it straightened out in	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#148
I'll do it!!! I'm single and have no shame about my love for junk TV, books and films.	PeaceNikki	Feb 2015	#8
you said junktv	elehhhhna	Feb 2015	#105
LOL! It ain't gonna be me	LadyHawkAZ	Feb 2015	#9
Holy crap, well done!	great white snark	Feb 2015	#11
In context of your username, I take that as a great compliment. nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#29
The metaphysical manifestation of such a move	seveneyes	Feb 2015	#12
NYC_SKP would promote, nay, create: "50 Shades of SI", (Spring Tapir Edition).	NYC_SKP	Feb 2015	#13
Nadin could give us the skinny AND pics with the good rig	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#17
Or hail....nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#18
Or detached turbine blades.....	FSogol	Feb 2015	#26
...	greatauntoftriplets	Feb 2015	#34
That's not irradiated milk, is it? nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#73
The gods forbid!	greatauntoftriplets	Feb 2015	#77
That would be a negative...	Phentex	Feb 2015	#78
Now, now, be nice	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#80
Oh, I'm a fan of hers...	Phentex	Feb 2015	#83
Will Pitt would insist that Christian Grey was indicted on rape charges and will be in custody in 24	PeaceNikki	Feb 2015	#21
But would Will call him a POSUCS? nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#36
Perhaps.	PeaceNikki	Feb 2015	#47
There's at least a book or two in that! nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#91
Why watch it? We can all comment without learning anything about it, just like normal.	FSogol	Feb 2015	#22
Damn straight	jberryhill	Feb 2015	#28
It's an outrage!	FSogol	Feb 2015	#33
Thread win at 3:29PM!!!	Rex	Feb 2015	#97
I'll have to rest up for that one	jberryhill	Feb 2015	#23
Maybe you could come up with a compensatory damages amount for anyone who	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#40
Hmmm....	jberryhill	Feb 2015	#51
Could I get away with assigning law students to write a potential disclaimer for 50 Shades?	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#52
I nominate Morpheus ...	1StrongBlackMan	Feb 2015	#25
I can't even imagine the humorless alert messages that would generate from HOF....	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#62
I still think we should close GIF/MO. nt	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#68
Personally, I think it's HOF that's the 8th amendment violation. nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#70
to have on hand when watching...	handmade34	Feb 2015	#30
If only Random Thoughts were still here	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#32
But we'd have to see that creepy-ass Burgess Meredith pic.....that gave me the willies. nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#38
Yeah.	HappyMe	Feb 2015	#42
Like an evil Penguin!	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#48
I was thinking along the lines	Aerows	Feb 2015	#140
LOL, it can't be me and you're right. I would have delivered it on my radio show!	stevenleser	Feb 2015	#39
Anything for the ratings, Steve!!! Maybe you could have the Rude Pundit	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#126
AHA! I've got the PERFECT DUer for this!	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#45
It might surpass this----	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#49
The most perfect post for a Friday afternoon in DU history	onenote	Feb 2015	#46
I thank you!!! nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#50
I have to agree	Aerows	Feb 2015	#153
I nominate Another Liberal, who could tell us why the Ukrainian fascists were responsible	HERVEPA	Feb 2015	#53
"NATO is responsible for that insipid movie. Fearless Leader tried to warn us."	FSogol	Feb 2015	#117
Hey, this is great--Better Know Your Fellow DUers.	classof56	Feb 2015	#54
We have you in mind to review the sequel, 79 Shades of Gray, just 2 years away	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#59
Awesome! Can't thank you enough.	classof56	Feb 2015	#75
Happy Birthday to you Classof56	sheshe2	Feb 2015	#81
Happy Birthday!!! nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#123
Two words: Library Girl!	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#55
She'd call them shillbots for big pharma, despite a lack of any evidence...	greatauntoftriplets	Feb 2015	#56
I'm not sure EL James isn't Library Girl---they both have the same literary merit. nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#58
She'd sign up as "xenu's liliputian safeword"	Warren DeMontague	Feb 2015	#109
I'm looking forward to the film	Blue_Adept	Feb 2015	#57
Ha, Ha!	blackspade	Feb 2015	#60
"Sid Dithers could write a review completely in smilies."	BeanMusical	Feb 2015	#61
His entire review would be a MIRT batsignal. :) nt	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#63
Add one or two more, and you've got the longest post Sid's ever made.	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#64
Lol!	BeanMusical	Feb 2015	#67
I hope none of them are!	JustAnotherGen	Feb 2015	#65
50 shades trailer in Legos	ismnotwasm	Feb 2015	#66
I suspect the Legos are more animated than the actors...OMG that was funny! I raise you a Gottfried:	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#69
Oh crap! No way	ismnotwasm	Feb 2015	#71
That is my all time favorite.	Warren DeMontague	Feb 2015	#129
This message was self-deleted by its author	rhett o rick	Feb 2015	#72
Added you above.....	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#94
Gotta hand it to you, rhett ...	NanceGreggs	Feb 2015	#152
This message was self-deleted by its author	rhett o rick	Feb 2015	#156
That thread will require extra	hifiguy	Feb 2015	#74
As relevant subjects and news on DU are becoming more rare	Ilsa	Feb 2015	#76
50 Shades of GD is a movie I'd go see in a heartbeat	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#79
I'll wait for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version.	FSogol	Feb 2015	#124
I want the version	Aerows	Feb 2015	#155
You must be so fun at parties! (Look, it's Friday afternoon---laugh a little!) nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#93
It's been a long week. No party today. nt	Ilsa	Feb 2015	#100
Does Anyone Here Even WANT To See That Movie?	Teutonic Samuel	Feb 2015	#82
It's literally objectifying.	Orsino	Feb 2015	#90
You would have to tie me down to see that movie.	Baitball Blogger	Feb 2015	#102
Awesome thread msantrope	sheshe2	Feb 2015	#84
If you can't laugh at your friends.....who can you laugh at!!! Thanks for being a good sport! nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#122
Lol~	sheshe2	Feb 2015	#135
Well done!	zappaman	Feb 2015	#86
I was going to make a funny comment about her husband	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#88
Google U is giving out doctorates now? nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#99
Love it!	Bobbie Jo	Feb 2015	#87
Damn, I need a trademark	nxylas	Feb 2015	#89
I think somebody's already got that one, so you're a bit tardis	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#92
I'd send YOU, because I know you are a lawyer and must make the big bucks.	Rex	Feb 2015	#95
I take my own. Rules, schmules. nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#98
Ah a maverick lawyer that plays by his own rules!	Rex	Feb 2015	#101
Her own rules, as my username would indicate.	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#104
Ha never noticed that, you are missing the I!	Rex	Feb 2015	#114
I unabashedly sneak in the Twizzlers from the dollar store. Screw em!! nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#120
Baby steps. One day the Oligarchs of Film will be brought down!	Rex	Feb 2015	#130
It needs to have "I Feel Good" cue in at the end of the voiceover, as I lead a movement	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#136
You really want 72 billable hours for having a lawyer watch a 2 hour movie?	FSogol	Feb 2015	#110
As long as someone else pays for it, sure why not.	Rex	Feb 2015	#115
You, sir, then inserted a shoe horn into...	AngryAmish	Feb 2015	#107
You know, you once wrote the funniest post about cow shit I ever read---	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#111
You left me out.	Warren DeMontague	Feb 2015	#108
You are mentioned upthread--we want you to go and bring your sketchbook!!!	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#118
graywarrior's definitely out, due to her, um, mallardy	pinboy3niner	Feb 2015	#112
Thread OP survived the jury.	Paulie	Feb 2015	#113
Do you have the results??????? nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#116
Uh oh	zappaman	Feb 2015	#133
Yes but it doesn't add anything to this thread	Paulie	Feb 2015	#154
Well that goes to show that there is at least one person on DU without any sense of humor.	Rex	Feb 2015	#134
Swamp Rat:	Warren DeMontague	Feb 2015	#119
OH HELL!!!! What a blast from the past!!!! That's awesome!!! nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#121
Anybody have the jury results???? nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#127
Say now! I resemble that deeply.	MineralMan	Feb 2015	#128
You are a very technical writer.....	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#139
Indeed.	MineralMan	Feb 2015	#143
A funny thing happened to Aerows on the way to the theatre	Aerows	Feb 2015	#132
You are a good sport.....nt	msanthrope	Feb 2015	#142
NCRaleighLiberal	Aerows	Feb 2015	#138
And I thought I felt unclean after watching "Gone Girl".	Initech	Feb 2015	#141
I still think	Aerows	Feb 2015	#144

Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:13 PM

HappyMe (20,277 posts)

1. LOL!

Well done. That's hilarious!

I don't have any nominees.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:14 PM

greatauntoftriplets (175,014 posts)

2. Just so it doesn't have to be me.

Didn't read the book(s) either.

BTW...

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:28 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

20. In honor of Cooking and Baking....

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:31 PM

greatauntoftriplets (175,014 posts)

27. Bwa ha ha ha ha!

But doesn't he know that you do BSDM with a chicken with white cotton string?

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:32 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

35. Too vanilla. I like the earthiness of twine, myself.....nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:05 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

146. Just poke it with toothpicks

That'll work. Piercings are a part of his diet, I believe.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:08 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

150. Skewer it, you mean? nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:11 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

151. Oh, well

poking seems to what Grey likes to do, so I doubt skewering is something he'd object to !

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:20 PM

Historic NY (37,062 posts)

85. OMG...

All trussed up an no where to go

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:04 PM

azurnoir (45,850 posts)

103. ON that thought there is a DUer who could do it in the same style as he does his memerable

how to pictorials in Cooking and Baking so I'll nominate A HERETIC I AM for the honors

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:08 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

106. Added above....

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:16 PM

Nuclear Unicorn (19,497 posts)

3. MISSING --

The link to Bain Capital and eToys (both misspelled).

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:24 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

16. I was afraid of the filing I would get if I included laserhaas.....nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:38 PM

Nuclear Unicorn (19,497 posts)

43. "I was afraid of the filing I would get..."

How would you know what the complaint was actually about?

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:39 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

44. I'm sure there's a Random Taitz Generator out there on the web. Maybe it would work in reverse? nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:17 PM

closeupready (29,503 posts)

4. Next week, Jenny McCarthy will have a cigarette outside Olive Garden while

breast-feeding her pitbull, posting for Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue...

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:23 PM

Cal Carpenter (4,959 posts)

14. Her UNVACCINATED pitbull!!1!

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:06 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

147. Eating

chicken coated with corn flakes and ranting about drones.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:33 PM

jmowreader (49,909 posts)

37. You just motivated me to do a web search...

Women who smoke during pregnancy are more likely to have children with high-functioning autism, a new study suggests.

"It has long been known that autism is an umbrella term for a wide range of disorders that impair social and communication skills," lead researcher Professor Amy Kalkbrenner from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Joseph J. Zilber School of Public Health said in a statement released on Thursday.

“What we are seeing is that some disorders on the autism spectrum, more than others, may be influenced by a factor such as whether a mother smokes during pregnancy,” she added.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/smoking-during-pregnancy-may-increase-autism-risk-children-240277

She's a known smoker. Could this have anything to do with her kid's condition?

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:17 PM

polly7 (20,582 posts)

5. LOL!

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I nominate Mr. Demontague. As long as he takes his sketch book with him to report back with.

I missed malaise 'get to the theatre, right fugging now'

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:08 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

149. Missed you Polly

Glad you are back

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:17 PM

brooklynite (89,760 posts)

6. You're completely wrong about Manny...

...he would point out that Christopher Grey was a 1%er who was likely funding Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign, and we needed a candidate who would support Anastasia's struggling working class life.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:20 PM

PeaceNikki (27,985 posts)

10. Christian Grey.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:26 PM

brooklynite (89,760 posts)

19. Not to his 1%er friends...

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:30 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

24. You could have a salon about the movie!!!

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:32 PM

HappyMe (20,277 posts)

31. We would end up with a long Hillary

commercial if you did it.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:53 PM

Andy823 (11,490 posts)

96. Actually

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I think she is right on the money.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:17 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

7. Kick and bind and gag and recommend!

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:24 PM

NYC_SKP (68,644 posts)

15. fook. that was my first thought.

so i had to go sideways with it.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:37 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

41. I hear graham is up 4 anything. :) nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:32 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

125. You know, I always look at your name and wonder what you did with the other 66. nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:39 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

131. 105?

You lost me there.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:50 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

137. The first time I ever read your name, I misread it as

pinboy6niner, because you were post #6. I have dyslexia. Go from there.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:03 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

145. Ha!

My username was my last radio callsign in Vietnam. Before that we were on the 6 system and I was Itchy Click One-Six, designating the company's 1st platoon leader. Eventually they figured out that by using the 6 system we were giving valuable intel about our units to the enemy, so they switched to random callsigns.

We knew they were monitoring our radio transmissions. The NVA once transmitted a fake order, in perfect English, supposedly from our higher HQ, ordering our company to move into their ambush.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:07 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

148. I figured it was a callsign...and once I saw your name a few times, it straightened out in

my head.

Itchy Click? You know....I just googled that. I really shouldn't have.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:19 PM

PeaceNikki (27,985 posts)

8. I'll do it!!! I'm single and have no shame about my love for junk TV, books and films.

It will include a lot of fucking cursing, though.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:08 PM

elehhhhna (32,076 posts)

105. you said junktv

[

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:19 PM

LadyHawkAZ (6,199 posts)

9. LOL! It ain't gonna be me

I read all three of the books.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:20 PM

great white snark (2,646 posts)

11. Holy crap, well done!

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:31 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

29. In context of your username, I take that as a great compliment. nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:21 PM

seveneyes (4,631 posts)

12. The metaphysical manifestation of such a move

would simply be an allusion to reality.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:23 PM

NYC_SKP (68,644 posts)

13. NYC_SKP would promote, nay, create: "50 Shades of SI", (Spring Tapir Edition).

Since we're dreaming, and like that.

There could be like a fundraiser or a picnic, ya?

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:25 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

17. Nadin could give us the skinny AND pics with the good rig

And if there should be a fire in the theater, we know she'd be prepared.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:26 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

18. Or hail....nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:30 PM

FSogol (45,022 posts)

26. Or detached turbine blades.....

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:32 PM

greatauntoftriplets (175,014 posts)

34. ...

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:53 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

73. That's not irradiated milk, is it? nt

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:00 PM

greatauntoftriplets (175,014 posts)

77. The gods forbid!

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:04 PM

Phentex (16,282 posts)

78. That would be a negative...

she insisted she never even heard of Fifty Shades! No way would she know the movie was out.

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Response to Phentex (Reply #78)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:08 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

80. Now, now, be nice

She has her finger on the pulse.

And my comments about Nadin are intended purely as good-natured teasing, as I consider her a friend and I miss her posts here.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #80)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:16 PM

Phentex (16,282 posts)

83. Oh, I'm a fan of hers...

still don't want to think about her fingers on anything.

I was just puzzled by her oblivion to something that had been widely discussed in GD for quite some time.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:28 PM

PeaceNikki (27,985 posts)

21. Will Pitt would insist that Christian Grey was indicted on rape charges and will be in custody in 24

business hours.

WillyT's review would be no more than a simple:

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Response to PeaceNikki (Reply #21)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:33 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

36. But would Will call him a POSUCS? nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #36)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:42 PM

PeaceNikki (27,985 posts)

47. Perhaps.

After insisting that Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc had be HAXOR3D!!11@!

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Response to PeaceNikki (Reply #47)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:48 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

91. There's at least a book or two in that! nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:29 PM

FSogol (45,022 posts)

22. Why watch it? We can all comment without learning anything about it, just like normal.

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Response to FSogol (Reply #22)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:31 PM

jberryhill (62,444 posts)

28. Damn straight

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:32 PM

FSogol (45,022 posts)

33. It's an outrage!

Great clip, btw.

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Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:54 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

97. Thread win at 3:29PM!!!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:30 PM

jberryhill (62,444 posts)

23. I'll have to rest up for that one

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #23)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:36 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

40. Maybe you could come up with a compensatory damages amount for anyone who

watches the movie?

Start a practice based on injuries sustained by suburban white people trying the 'moves' they saw on film?

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #40)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:57 PM

jberryhill (62,444 posts)

51. Hmmm....

This movie doesn't come with a prominent disclaimer, does it?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #51)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:01 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

52. Could I get away with assigning law students to write a potential disclaimer for 50 Shades?

Or would the Dean want to talk to me again????

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:30 PM

1StrongBlackMan (31,849 posts)

25. I nominate Morpheus ...

the review would be entirely in GIFs!

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #25)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:30 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

62. I can't even imagine the humorless alert messages that would generate from HOF....

It would be a HOF/GIF/MO showdown.

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #62)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:44 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

68. I still think we should close GIF/MO. nt

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #68)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:46 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

70. Personally, I think it's HOF that's the 8th amendment violation. nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:31 PM

handmade34 (22,728 posts)

30. to have on hand when watching...

oh gawd... and from Vermont...

http://www.vermontteddybear.com/sellgroup/fifty-shades-of-grey-bear.aspx?bhcp=1

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:32 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

32. If only Random Thoughts were still here

He'd do it for beer and travel money and many experiences--and throw in random music videos gratis.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #32)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:34 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

38. But we'd have to see that creepy-ass Burgess Meredith pic.....that gave me the willies. nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #38)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:37 PM

HappyMe (20,277 posts)

42. Yeah.

The eyes seemed to follow you or something.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #42)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:46 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

48. Like an evil Penguin!

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #48)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:54 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

140. I was thinking along the lines

of an owl with a deformed beak!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:36 PM

stevenleser (32,886 posts)

39. LOL, it can't be me and you're right. I would have delivered it on my radio show!

I'm on vacay from Feb 11-26.

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Response to stevenleser (Reply #39)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:34 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

126. Anything for the ratings, Steve!!! Maybe you could have the Rude Pundit

read excerpts from the book next time he's on!!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:40 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

45. AHA! I've got the PERFECT DUer for this!

Who wouldn't want to hear the 50 shades play-by-play from CaliforniaPeggy?

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #45)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:49 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

49. It might surpass this----

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:40 PM

onenote (41,069 posts)

46. The most perfect post for a Friday afternoon in DU history

Kudos!!

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Response to onenote (Reply #46)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 05:56 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

50. I thank you!!! nt

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Response to onenote (Reply #46)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:21 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

153. I have to agree

This is hilarious!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:01 PM

HERVEPA (6,107 posts)

53. I nominate Another Liberal, who could tell us why the Ukrainian fascists were responsible

for this movie (via an article from Russia Today, of course)

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Response to HERVEPA (Reply #53)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:20 PM

FSogol (45,022 posts)

117. "NATO is responsible for that insipid movie. Fearless Leader tried to warn us."

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:03 PM

classof56 (5,376 posts)

54. Hey, this is great--Better Know Your Fellow DUers.

Very clever. Gotta love it, and will K&R just so I can keep reading the posts as they pile up. I can't be added to the list 'cause tomorrow I turn 77 and clearly, I'm WAAYY too old for that 50 Shades stuff. Never too old to laugh, though, so keep 'em comin'!

Cheers to all.

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Response to classof56 (Reply #54)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:22 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

59. We have you in mind to review the sequel, 79 Shades of Gray, just 2 years away

Cheers!

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #59)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:54 PM

classof56 (5,376 posts)

75. Awesome! Can't thank you enough.

Gives me a reason to stick around another couple of years.

Cheers back atcha!

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Response to classof56 (Reply #54)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:12 PM

sheshe2 (80,861 posts)

81. Happy Birthday to you Classof56

Cheers~

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Response to classof56 (Reply #54)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:30 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

123. Happy Birthday!!! nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:03 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

55. Two words: Library Girl!

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #55)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:09 PM

greatauntoftriplets (175,014 posts)

56. She'd call them shillbots for big pharma, despite a lack of any evidence...

before blaming President Obama for everything wrong in the world!

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #55)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:21 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

58. I'm not sure EL James isn't Library Girl---they both have the same literary merit. nt

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #55)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:10 PM

Warren DeMontague (80,708 posts)

109. She'd sign up as "xenu's liliputian safeword"

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:13 PM

Blue_Adept (6,359 posts)

57. I'm looking forward to the film

I suspect it may be that rare case where the film is better than the book, since they're ejecting a lot of the truly awful stuff - and the dialogue, and can make something more interesting.

The book is utter trash and a real problem with its portrayals of what it thinks BDSM is and bad power dynamics in a relationship.

But the world isn't made up of couples that are equally balanced, with many on both sides of the relationship that don't want it to be equal.

So seeing different lifestyles is interesting.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:23 PM

blackspade (10,056 posts)

60. Ha, Ha!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:27 PM

BeanMusical (4,389 posts)

61. "Sid Dithers could write a review completely in smilies."

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Response to BeanMusical (Reply #61)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:31 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

63. His entire review would be a MIRT batsignal. :) nt

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Response to BeanMusical (Reply #61)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:31 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

64. Add one or two more, and you've got the longest post Sid's ever made.

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #64)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:39 PM

BeanMusical (4,389 posts)

67. Lol!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:34 PM

JustAnotherGen (30,904 posts)

65. I hope none of them are!

Sometimes we gotta have fun!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:37 PM

ismnotwasm (41,537 posts)

66. 50 shades trailer in Legos

Top that.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #66)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:45 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

69. I suspect the Legos are more animated than the actors...OMG that was funny! I raise you a Gottfried:

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #69)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:50 PM

ismnotwasm (41,537 posts)

71. Oh crap! No way

Too funny

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #69)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:37 PM

Warren DeMontague (80,708 posts)

129. That is my all time favorite.

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rhett o rick This message was self-deleted by its author.

Response to rhett o rick (Reply #72)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:51 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

94. Added you above.....

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Response to rhett o rick (Reply #72)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:20 PM

NanceGreggs (27,812 posts)

152. Gotta hand it to you, rhett ...

Your self-deprecating comment made me LOL!

Well done, sir - extremely well done!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:53 PM

hifiguy (33,688 posts)

74. That thread will require extra

and

I can be agnostic there. I've heard the book is such a piece of ill-written shite I'd sooner read the labels of aspirin bottles on the basis of the descriptions alone. And if the book's that bad the movie will assuredly be worse. But I will bring a lawn chair and some sandwiches to go with the beer and popcorn.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 06:59 PM

Ilsa (61,518 posts)

76. As relevant subjects and news on DU are becoming more rare

in favor of junk entertainment and beating dead horses, I'll just skip DU next week. I have no interest in sifting through 50 threads on 50 Shades in GD to find something worth reading.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #76)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:04 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

79. 50 Shades of GD is a movie I'd go see in a heartbeat

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #79)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:31 PM

FSogol (45,022 posts)

124. I'll wait for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version.

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Response to FSogol (Reply #124)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:24 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

155. I want the version

where it is silent and dubbed by Monty Python.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #76)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:50 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

93. You must be so fun at parties! (Look, it's Friday afternoon---laugh a little!) nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #93)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:59 PM

Ilsa (61,518 posts)

100. It's been a long week. No party today. nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:15 PM

Teutonic Samuel (87 posts)

82. Does Anyone Here Even WANT To See That Movie?

Ugh!

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Response to Teutonic Samuel (Reply #82)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:44 PM

Orsino (37,428 posts)

90. It's literally objectifying.

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Response to Teutonic Samuel (Reply #82)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:59 PM

Baitball Blogger (46,129 posts)

102. You would have to tie me down to see that movie.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:19 PM

sheshe2 (80,861 posts)

84. Awesome thread msantrope

well done!

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Response to sheshe2 (Reply #84)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:27 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

122. If you can't laugh at your friends.....who can you laugh at!!! Thanks for being a good sport! nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #122)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:45 PM

sheshe2 (80,861 posts)

135. Lol~

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:35 PM

zappaman (20,602 posts)

86. Well done!

But for the record, I love Dr. McCarthy!

She's so smart, she wears glasses!

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Response to zappaman (Reply #86)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:41 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

88. I was going to make a funny comment about her husband

But apparently she has a different one now. I'm so behind on the celeb gossip!

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Response to zappaman (Reply #86)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:58 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

99. Google U is giving out doctorates now? nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:39 PM

Bobbie Jo (14,341 posts)

87. Love it!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:41 PM

nxylas (6,440 posts)

89. Damn, I need a trademark

Something that will make me famous enough to be included in a thread like this. You gotta get a gimmick if you're gonna get ahead.

Let's see...gratuitous Doctor Who references?

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Response to nxylas (Reply #89)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:49 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

92. I think somebody's already got that one, so you're a bit tardis

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:51 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

95. I'd send YOU, because I know you are a lawyer and must make the big bucks.

Who else can afford a $20 bucket of popcorn?

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Response to Rex (Reply #95)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:55 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

98. I take my own. Rules, schmules. nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #98)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 07:59 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

101. Ah a maverick lawyer that plays by his own rules!

Now that is all kinds of awesome!

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Response to Rex (Reply #101)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:07 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

104. Her own rules, as my username would indicate.

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #104)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:15 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

114. Ha never noticed that, you are missing the I!

Excuse me, a lady lawyer that scorns modern societies rules and makes here own, better rules.

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Response to Rex (Reply #114)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:24 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

120. I unabashedly sneak in the Twizzlers from the dollar store. Screw em!! nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #120)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:37 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

130. Baby steps. One day the Oligarchs of Film will be brought down!

When they came for my 2 dollar bucket of popcorn...I said nothing.
When they charged 8 dollars for a medium coke...I looked the other way.

(cue movie voice man)

Now one maverick lawyer will defy the system and take on the Movie Moguls in a madcap comedy loosely based on real life events!

SEE Ms Anthrope sneak in an entire box of vanilla wafers.
SEE the Move Moguls threaten her with various villainous poses, including shaking a fist in the air and random cursing.
HEAR the popcorn melt under the intense heat of lava hot liquid butter!
FEEL the intensity as our maverick lawyer grills a custodian over flash light abuse.

They said it couldn't be made...but they were WRONG! A movie that has it all...lawyers, lawyers watching a movie, lawyers eating popcorn watching a movie...dun dun DUN...ILLEGAL POPCORN FROM WALGREENS!

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Response to Rex (Reply #130)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:46 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

136. It needs to have "I Feel Good" cue in at the end of the voiceover, as I lead a movement

of millions in my quest to freely bring in nonpareils.

I've got a cute black lab and a child....we need to get them into the feelgood movie of the year, too!

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Response to Rex (Reply #95)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:11 PM

FSogol (45,022 posts)

110. You really want 72 billable hours for having a lawyer watch a 2 hour movie?

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Response to FSogol (Reply #110)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:17 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

115. As long as someone else pays for it, sure why not.

ROFL! 72 billable hours!

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:08 PM

AngryAmish (25,704 posts)

107. You, sir, then inserted a shoe horn into...

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Response to AngryAmish (Reply #107)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:12 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

111. You know, you once wrote the funniest post about cow shit I ever read---

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=4375219&mesg_id=4375388

Don't know what made me recall that....

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:09 PM

Warren DeMontague (80,708 posts)

108. You left me out.

Hurt, I am. And not in a good, masochistic, consenting adult BDSM relationship sort of way.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #108)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:22 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

118. You are mentioned upthread--we want you to go and bring your sketchbook!!!

I am sorry, and I mean that the most submissive, passive way.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:13 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

112. graywarrior's definitely out, due to her, um, mallardy

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:15 PM

Paulie (8,459 posts)

113. Thread OP survived the jury.

Back to lurking!!! Heh

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Response to Paulie (Reply #113)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:20 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

116. Do you have the results??????? nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #116)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:43 PM

zappaman (20,602 posts)

133. Uh oh

Someone doesn't have a sense of humor.
I bet I can guess...

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #116)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:24 PM

Paulie (8,459 posts)

154. Yes but it doesn't add anything to this thread

Stick with fun, not drama.

Wow. Two posts in one day! The lurker Union gonna toss me out on my ass!

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Response to Paulie (Reply #113)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:45 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

134. Well that goes to show that there is at least one person on DU without any sense of humor.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:23 PM

Warren DeMontague (80,708 posts)

119. Swamp Rat:

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #119)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:25 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

121. OH HELL!!!! What a blast from the past!!!! That's awesome!!! nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:35 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

127. Anybody have the jury results???? nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:37 PM

MineralMan (145,723 posts)

128. Say now! I resemble that deeply.

Yes I do.

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #128)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:51 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

139. You are a very technical writer.....

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #139)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:57 PM

MineralMan (145,723 posts)

143. Indeed.

That has served me well.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:41 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

132. A funny thing happened to Aerows on the way to the theatre

A raccoon bit her and it turned out that it was a better situation than being forced to watch 50 Shades of Grey. Aerows lucked out by only getting a shit ton of rabies shots in various painful parts of the body.

She preserved herself from mental illness.

Mental illness related to being a fan of 50 Shades of Gross.

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Response to Aerows (Reply #132)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:56 PM

msanthrope (37,549 posts)

142. You are a good sport.....nt

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:50 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

138. NCRaleighLiberal

would be attempting to crossbreed a tomato that would leave the actors without voices and physical bodies, the director with out a soul, and the producer sitting on the toilet for so long that his body became mummified.

They would bury it in his tomb in the New Mexico desert with the ET nintendo cartridges as a fitting place for his remains.

NCRaleigh liberal would shower the people with tomatoes, peppers and great joy. All would be well as we feasted on top quality produce.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 08:54 PM

Initech (98,630 posts)

141. And I thought I felt unclean after watching "Gone Girl".

No way in hell will I be watching 50 Shades Of Grey.

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Response to msanthrope (Original post)

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 09:01 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

144. I still think

it should be called Fifty Shades of Cray-cray.

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General Discussion (Forum)

It's Been Resolved? This Week Is SI Cover, Next Week is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie?

1. LOL!

2. Just so it doesn't have to be me.

20. In honor of Cooking and Baking....

27. Bwa ha ha ha ha!

35. Too vanilla. I like the earthiness of twine, myself.....nt

146. Just poke it with toothpicks

150. Skewer it, you mean? nt

151. Oh, well

85. OMG...

103. ON that thought there is a DUer who could do it in the same style as he does his memerable

106. Added above....

3. MISSING --

16. I was afraid of the filing I would get if I included laserhaas.....nt

43. "I was afraid of the filing I would get..."

44. I'm sure there's a Random Taitz Generator out there on the web. Maybe it would work in reverse? nt

4. Next week, Jenny McCarthy will have a cigarette outside Olive Garden while

14. Her UNVACCINATED pitbull!!1!

147. Eating

37. You just motivated me to do a web search...

5. LOL!

149. Missed *you* Polly

6. You're completely wrong about Manny...

10. Christian Grey.

19. Not to his 1%er friends...

24. You could have a salon about the movie!!!

31. We would end up with a long Hillary

96. Actually

7. Kick and bind and gag and recommend!

15. fook. that was my first thought.

41. I hear graham is up 4 anything. :) nt

125. You know, I always look at your name and wonder what you did with the other 66. nt

131. 105?

137. The first time I ever read your name, I misread it as

145. Ha!

148. I figured it was a callsign...and once I saw your name a few times, it straightened out in

8. I'll do it!!! I'm single and have no shame about my love for junk TV, books and films.

105. you said junktv

9. LOL! It ain't gonna be me

11. Holy crap, well done!

29. In context of your username, I take that as a great compliment. nt

12. The metaphysical manifestation of such a move

13. NYC_SKP would promote, nay, create: "50 Shades of SI", (Spring Tapir Edition).

17. Nadin could give us the skinny AND pics with the good rig

18. Or hail....nt

26. Or detached turbine blades.....

34. ...

73. That's not irradiated milk, is it? nt

77. The gods forbid!

78. That would be a negative...

80. Now, now, be nice

83. Oh, I'm a fan of hers...

21. Will Pitt would insist that Christian Grey was indicted on rape charges and will be in custody in 24

36. But would Will call him a POSUCS? nt

47. Perhaps.

91. There's at least a book or two in that! nt

22. Why watch it? We can all comment without learning anything about it, just like normal.

28. Damn straight

33. It's an outrage!

97. Thread win at 3:29PM!!!

23. I'll have to rest up for that one

40. Maybe you could come up with a compensatory damages amount for anyone who

51. Hmmm....

52. Could I get away with assigning law students to write a potential disclaimer for 50 Shades?

25. I nominate Morpheus ...

62. I can't even imagine the humorless alert messages that would generate from HOF....

68. I still think we should close GIF/MO. nt

70. Personally, I think it's HOF that's the 8th amendment violation. nt

30. to have on hand when watching...

32. If only Random Thoughts were still here

38. But we'd have to see that creepy-ass Burgess Meredith pic.....that gave me the willies. nt

42. Yeah.

48. Like an evil Penguin!

140. I was thinking along the lines

39. LOL, it can't be me and you're right. I would have delivered it on my radio show!

126. Anything for the ratings, Steve!!! Maybe you could have the Rude Pundit

45. AHA! I've got the PERFECT DUer for this!

49. It might surpass this----

46. The most perfect post for a Friday afternoon in DU history

50. I thank you!!! nt

149. Missed you Polly