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Aviation Pro

(12,143 posts)
Mon Apr 30, 2012, 07:17 PM Apr 2012

You know what Lurch Romney is?

A fucking Amway distributor. He's like everyone of those fuckwits who bilk millions from their adoring masses because he builds the fucking 'dream' that YOU TOO CAN BE LIKE ME! All it takes is 'hard work' to convince a few more yokels to BUY INTO THE DREAM and you'll be set on easy street because of RESIDUAL INCOME!

This walking wad of fuck, this shitstain on the American political spectrum pisses ditch liquor into the open mouths of the brainwashed while extracting cash from their wallets.

Fuck him and his dressage loving, horsey wife. After the President buries this assclown he'll be as forgotten as diarrhea his dog spewed on that road trip.

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You know what Lurch Romney is? (Original Post) Aviation Pro Apr 2012 OP
If I didn't know better, I'd think that you don't care for the Mittster! 11 Bravo Apr 2012 #1
I've had enough of listening... Aviation Pro Apr 2012 #3
You sure can turn a phrase! annabanana Apr 2012 #2
You have a way with words malaise Apr 2012 #4
Is that one of his Ken doll sons? tularetom Apr 2012 #5
Nonsense, Lurch played the harpsichord. longship Apr 2012 #6
Ever notice how like 90% of his speeches he only talks in future tense? Initech Apr 2012 #7

Aviation Pro

(12,143 posts)
3. I've had enough of listening...
Mon Apr 30, 2012, 07:26 PM
Apr 2012

...to this sphincter douchnozzle and all his whining. What really gets to me is how many service members support him knowing full well that he's the asshat who would have inflated his own record like the poser he is.

Piece of fucking phlegm if you ask me.

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
5. Is that one of his Ken doll sons?
Mon Apr 30, 2012, 08:13 PM
Apr 2012

I knew they had some strange names but I never knew one was named Lurch.

longship

(40,416 posts)
6. Nonsense, Lurch played the harpsichord.
Mon Apr 30, 2012, 09:01 PM
Apr 2012

He's more like Thing, his fingers into everything and no extant brain.

Initech

(100,060 posts)
7. Ever notice how like 90% of his speeches he only talks in future tense?
Mon Apr 30, 2012, 09:22 PM
Apr 2012

"You too can be like me!"

"We can be more successful than our parents!"

"Where will you be four years from now??"

Try living in the present Uncle Moneybags. Do we really think that the guy who told Michigan auto workers that his wife "owns a couple of Cadillacs" or that "some of my best friends are NASCAR team owners", or that he's building a car elevator in his sixth mansion in San Diego that he's going to do a good job of fixing the economy than Obama has? Get fucking real.

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