Sun Mar 1, 2015, 02:30 PM
MannyGoldstein (34,589 posts)
Texas to Televise Executions Live on Pay-Per-View
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/29/texas-to-televise-executions-live-on-pay-per-view/
The State of Texas passed a law today allowing death penalty executions to be aired live on pay-per-view television. As part of the deal with a local production company, the execution procedure will be changed to ensure the deaths of prisoners last at least 12 hours. Officials say the goals of the new policy are to deter crime, entertain law-abiding citizens, and partially defray the cost of executing prisoners. Texas Gov. Rick Perry has been a longtime champion of the idea, telling The Cowboy Gazette, “At the end of the day, the guy’s still dead. What’s the difference if they die in a minute or eight hours? At a certain point, the criminal will become unconscious, so it’s not really torture if he’s unconscious.”
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MannyGoldstein | Mar 2015 | OP |
marym625 | Mar 2015 | #1 | |
superpatriotman | Mar 2015 | #2 | |
dhol82 | Mar 2015 | #3 | |
hifiguy | Mar 2015 | #9 | |
dhol82 | Mar 2015 | #11 | |
dixiegrrrrl | Mar 2015 | #14 | |
Fumesucker | Mar 2015 | #4 | |
katmondoo | Mar 2015 | #5 | |
LiberalElite | Mar 2015 | #6 | |
NightWatcher | Mar 2015 | #7 | |
jmowreader | Mar 2015 | #8 | |
NightWatcher | Mar 2015 | #12 | |
longship | Mar 2015 | #10 | |
Bigmack | Mar 2015 | #13 |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 02:33 PM
marym625 (17,997 posts)
1. damn! had me going for a minute
Wouldn't put it past them though
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 02:34 PM
superpatriotman (6,054 posts)
2. Satire
Thanks for the heads up.
Makin' me read, and what not. |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 02:35 PM
dhol82 (9,289 posts)
3. Just so nobody's head explodes
This is a satirical site.
Although, when I saw the headline I did do a face palm and said, ' now, what else?' |
Response to dhol82 (Reply #3)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 04:22 PM
hifiguy (33,688 posts)
9. In these times today's satire
becomes tomorrow's reality all too easily. I would never put this past the imbeciles who run Texas.
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Response to hifiguy (Reply #9)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 04:27 PM
dhol82 (9,289 posts)
11. Sadly have to agree
Frankly, I could see the crazies in Texas jumping for joy and being ecstatic over the thought.
Hmmm - wonder if Perry will take this up as a reality showtime? Man is freaky enough. |
Response to hifiguy (Reply #9)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 07:41 PM
dixiegrrrrl (60,000 posts)
14. Carlin DID predict it.
I read it as real for the few sentences.
Nothing surprises me ...much....anymore, esp. re: Texas and Fla. politics. |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 02:41 PM
Fumesucker (45,851 posts)
4. Eventually to be released as a boxed set of Blue Ray discs
So you can relive, so to speak, your favorite moments as often as you wish in stunning high definition video in the privacy of your home theater.
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 03:02 PM
katmondoo (6,369 posts)
5. The fact that I was amost suckered into believing this it shows
what I think of Texas. That's scary.
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Response to katmondoo (Reply #5)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 03:29 PM
LiberalElite (14,691 posts)
6. Me too - seemed completely plausible. nt
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 03:34 PM
NightWatcher (39,343 posts)
7. I wish they would on free network tv, and I wish it were gory and horrifying
Then maybe we'd stop doing it altogether.
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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #7)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 04:19 PM
jmowreader (48,637 posts)
8. If you want to get rid of executions, don't do that
The gorier you make them, the more popular they will be. Everyone here's seen some combination of Life of Brian, Logan's Run, The Running Man and Idiocracy - all movies that have a public execution component. (You could also throw the Death Race series in there.) And we all know about Roman gladiators. The nastier and more brutal the executions are, the more people watch and the more executions they will demand.
To get rid of executions, pass a law requiring the entire jury including alternates to attend the execution, and for one of the members of the active jury, chosen at random, to serve as the executioner. Would you as a "reasonable member of society" choose to end the life of another person if that choice meant you might have to kill him yourself? |
Response to jmowreader (Reply #8)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 05:13 PM
NightWatcher (39,343 posts)
12. I like the way you think
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 04:25 PM
longship (40,416 posts)
10. Note: OP is satire. Here's some more, by George Carlin.
R&K |
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)
Sun Mar 1, 2015, 05:19 PM
Bigmack (8,020 posts)
13. Goddamit!!! Those people don't understand satire. They'll think it's a brilliant idea and do it!! nt