Jon Stewart on Repubs Whining About Obama Touting bin Laden Killing: 'Are You on Crack??'

[Hissyspit]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/02/stewart-asks-republicans-are-you-on-crack

Stewart asks Republicans: ‘Are you on crack?’

By Andrew Jones

Jon Stewart had just one question Monday evening for angry Republicans upset over President Barack Obama using the killing of Osama bin Laden in a campaign ad against Mitt Romney: “Are you on crack?”

The Daily Show host reminded those upset over Obama’s move of what his predecessor George W. Bush did during the 2004 presidential campaign in prematurely celebrating his accomplishments in Iraq.

“Bush landed on a fucking air craft carrier with a football-stuffed codpiece,” Stewart said. “He spiked the football before the game had even started.”

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POLL QUESTION: Are Republicans on crack?

19 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Yes
	4 (21%)
	No, they are on crank.
	0 (0%)
	No, they are just shameless hypocrites.
	0 (0%)
	No, they just throw shit at the wall again and again to see what sticks. They don't care whether it is true or not.
	12 (63%)
	No, they are idiots.
	0 (0%)
	Ron Paul can still pull this off! No, really!
	0 (0%)
	Burma Shave
	0 (0%)
	All of the Above
	3 (16%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[CrispyQ]

1. “He spiked the football before the game had even started.”

Take that, Donny, you fucking war criminal. You should be behind bars.

[Scurrilous]

2. Hilarious.

K & R

[myrna minx]

3. That was an excellent segment. K&R n/t

[ashling]

4. your options are

not mutually exclusive

[Hissyspit]

5. Well, yeah.

Added an "All of the Above"

[hootinholler]

6. Where is the Meth option!

Get with the 21st century, sheesh!

[Hissyspit]

7. It's more fun to say "crank."

But you are right, if they are doing amphetamine, it's probably crystal meth. Both rot your brain.

[yellowcanine]

8. Shrooms. I prefer magic mushrooms

[whatchamacallit]

9. I voted yes because they're always on crack

That said, I believe a lot of what we've accepted about 9/11 is dubious at best. IMO following a false path into the future has lead us to the Alternate Reality/Bizzaro World we now inhabit.

[MADem]

10. No, they are on the much more expensive, high-end, powdered cocaine from back in the eighties.

They're one percenters--they can afford that shit!

[DinahMoeHum]

11. "Waah. Waaaaaaaaaah."

[Warren DeMontague]

12. No shit. If it had happened on dubya's watch, he'd have mounted OBL's head on a fucking pole

Outside the White House.