Levi Johnston's second child to be named after a gun

[WI_DEM]

Levi Johnston's second child will be a girl named Breeze Beretta, his pregnant girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, told Inside Edition in an interview to air Wednesday. Beretta is the name of an Italian firearms manufacturer, and Oglesby confirmed that the child will be named after a gun.

She also talked about the accidental nature of the pregnancy.

"We were out at the cabin for like, four days, and forgot the birth control," she said.

Johnston told Inside Edition that he plans on doing things differently with Oglesby than he did with Bristol Palin, the mother of their son, Tripp.

"I'm actually in love...not doing it just because we had a kid together," he said.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/01/breeze-beretta-johnston_n_1468670.html?1335901572

[sharp_stick]

1. This entire group

has just oozed class since the day John McCain foisted Palin on an up until then innocent world.

[mac56]

3. Class with a capital "K".

[mac56]

2. And the Wasilla Hillbillies just keep rollin' along.

[jmowreader]

89. Please don't call them that

The Clampetts had class. They were a bit bucolic in their way, but they were fine respectable people.

The Palins and everyone around them are like Clevon from Idiocracy. He was the guy at the beginning of the movie whose family tree covered the screen.

[snooper2]

4. I'm sorry you have to go to the huffingtonpost for information...

Is it some kind of punishment or something?

[Enrique]

5. Sunny and her daughter Breeze

gotta love Alaska names.

[Renew Deal]

6. "We're sorry, there were no results for baby names starting with BERETTA."

http://www.babynames.com/Names/name-index.php

[alcibiades_mystery]

86. I literally laughed out loud at that

[PoliticAverse]

7. Curse you John McCain... n/t

[Johnny Rico]

8. Beretta is an Italian surname which also happens to be the name of a gun manufacturer.

There are probably people with the middle names "Colt" or "Winchester" as well. Talk about your non-stories...

[WI_DEM]

9. true it isn't much of a story...

and true people named 'Colt' and 'Winchester' too which are not named after guns. But in this case the mom confirmed that the baby will be named after the Beretta gun:

Oglesby confirmed that the child will be named after a gun.

[Johnny Rico]

14. Technically, the child won't be named after a gun...they'll have the name of a gun manufacturer.

Not exactly the same thing.

[mac56]

26. Please make sure to set Sunny Oglesby straight on that.

Silly her, she seems to believe she's naming the the kid after a GUN.

[Johnny Rico]

28. Then she's wrong. If you name a kid Ford, you're giving them the name of a car manufacturer,

not the name of a specific car.

[mac56]

31. DO tell her that.

I think she'll love to be told that she's wrong-wrong-wrong.

[Johnny Rico]

34. If she joins this conversation I'll be sure to do just that.

[mac56]

58. Do that. Square off with a woman crazy enough to name her kid after a gun...

oops.. a gun COMPANY.

[Johnny Rico]

60. You bet...I'd be putting myself in mortal danger by anonymously posting to her!

She sounds like quite the danger to society!



oops.. a gun COMPANY.

It's unfortunate that the fact that I'm right offends you.

[mac56]

69. God, no, I'm not offended whether you're right or wrong.

Benignly amused by your almost-OCD hairsplitting, yes.

[Johnny Rico]

70. Well, good! I'll take benign amusement over offense any day.

[Ikonoklast]

43. That makes it soooo much better.

I love watching you tie yourself in knots defending idiots.



Tick, tock.

[Johnny Rico]

48. How did I defend her by pointing out that her characterization of her daughter's name

was incorrect? Please elaborate.

[Ikonoklast]

61. No. Find another poster to bother, pal.

Go play semantic games with someone else like you who also doesn't understand the passing of proper names into generic use as the brand name of products produced under that name.

Your silly games are tiresome.

[Johnny Rico]

65. Fail. Beretta has *not* come into generic use for the word "gun",

any more than Subaru has has come into generic use for the word "car".

Your silly games are tiresome.

And yet here you are...

[Ikonoklast]

67. Swing and a huge miss, sonny.

Try again.

[Johnny Rico]

72. Wow...a non-response right out of the "Oh, yeah?" school of argument!

No. Find another poster to bother, pal. Go play semantic games with someone else

That's funny, given that you first responded to me in this thread!

Please keep posting, this is fun!

[TorchTheWitch]

92. Oh because if you said you drove a Subaru no one

would have ANY idea it was a car and might think it was a camel or a donkey.

Please. This is just ridiculous.

That poor kid is going to grow up being teased all her life being named after a gun, and they'll think she's also a nut if she insists that she was named not after a gun but a gun MANUFACTURER and it was only them and her idiot mother that THOUGHT she was being named after a gun. As if there's some huge difference between being named after a gun or a gun manufacturer.

[alcibiades_mystery]

87. If she named her daughter Kool-Aid, this bagiagaloop would suggest that

the kid is named after the powder, not the drink. The lady says, "No, I named her after the drink...I like it," he'd come back and explain how the powder is the chemical basis of Kool-aid, so she's therefore incorrect in her own reasoning! It is, indeed, an amusing spectacle.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

56. Goddamnit, some days I think you want sexual congress with guns

Youre an odd one.

[ellisonz]

82. It's because he's named Kel-Tec IRL. n/t

[DisgustipatedinCA]

95. I had to look that up to shed my ignorance

And I've concluded you may be right.

[TorchTheWitch]

91. I guess I never really did drive a Honda then

Silly me... just the name of the car manufacturer. People must have secretly thought I was nuts and had no idea what I was saying whenever I said I drove a Honda.

[CTyankee]

12. Silly me, when I read the thread title I thought "Oh, he's naming the kid Samuel Colt."

But that's just too far-out. Breeze Beretta is so OBVIOUS!

[Posteritatis]

76. Er, said came right out and said they're naming the kid for the firearms. (nt)

[Johnny Rico]

77. Beretta isn't a gun, it's a brand of gun manufacturer...regardless of what the

parents say.

[Paladin]

78. Not Worth Arguing About. Trust Me. (n/t)

[Johnny Rico]

79. Hey, it's the internet...isn't *everything* worth arguing about?

[Initech]

10. They definitely fit Jeff Foxworthy's definition of redneck - a glorious absence of sophistication.

[Blue_In_AK]

11. I wish Levi and Sunny and their baby the best.

Hopefully, the Palins will leave them alone.

[baldguy]

93. Amen

[KeepItReal]

13. "Beretta?" I was hoping for "Breeze Heckler & Koch"

Eom

[monmouth]

17. I thought Remington had a nice ring to it if it was a boy..n/t

[RebelOne]

46. How about Glock or Winchester? n/t

[BumRushDaShow]

73. Agree!

[Blue_Tires]

52. Sig Sauer would have been better

[Zookeeper]

15. They forgot to bring "the birth control"....

A most excellent reason to have a baby and spend 18 years raising it. Really kids, you couldn't have come up with creative alternatives that don't result in pregnancy?

[Zambero]

23. He forgot to bring Bristol's abstinence video

Not for the subject matter per se. Just the sight of her would have put Levi's libido on hold for the full 4 days and then some.

[Kaleva]

16. Beginning to think that Levi might be Ted Nugent's love child.

[guitar man]

18. What a shame

I think Breeze Winchester has a much better ring to it

[mac56]

27. Sounds like a cheesy '70s detective show!

"Breeze Winchester - - - a Quinn Martin production!"

[guitar man]

40. !!!

[Arugula Latte]

63. ...

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

51. Windy Winchester?

[ileus]

19. ñot even a good brand either....how tacky

[Erose999]

20. Breaking with the Palinite tradition of NASCAR themed names. I thought for sure the latest rugrat

from that klan would be named "restrictor plate" or "Daytona" or "drafting"

[jmowreader]

90. I didn't know the Palins named their children in NASCAR themes...

I was really thinking they named them after snowmobile parts, in honor of one of their father's side businesses.

[vaberella]

21. I thought he was gonna name the kid Magnum. n/t

[baldguy]

94. That's what they forgot, they already said.

[XemaSab]

22. Trash is as trash does

n/t

[ohheckyeah]

24. I think

Uzi Johnson has a nice ring to it.

[guitar man]

42. I think Ooozy Johnson

Played a big part in getting the kid here in the first place

[OriginalGeek]

54. DUZY!

that is worthy!

[mac56]

57. ROFL!

[TheCowsCameHome]

66. Oh man, THAT'S funny.

[SammyWinstonJack]

80. lmao!

[ohheckyeah]

85. LOL....

the boy does have problems with that, doesn't he?

[BeyondGeography]

25. Dude, get a vasectomy

[joeybee12]

29. To go along with the lobotomy he's already had...nt

[Canuckistanian]

30. 'Beretta' is also a car....

[joeybee12]

35. And a television detective...

But apparently the mother confirmed it's the gun.

[tledford]

59. That would be "Baretta." eom

[Johnny Rico]

36. My best friend used to have a Chevrolet Beretta until it burst into flames one day.

While driving along he noticed the temperature gauge had pegged, so he pulled into a shopping center and walked over to the Sears auto center. When he explained to the clerk that his car had overheated, the clerk asked him "Would that be the car in the parking lot that's on fire?"

He hasn't been much of a Chevy fan since then...

[IggleDoer]

32. Naming a child after a gun???

The ultimate penis envy?

[amuse bouche]

33. Naming a child after a gun

Right wing family values on display

[lovemydog]

37. They should name the kid Condom.

It might remind them of something they keep forgetting.

[Turbineguy]

38. They could have picked something classier.

How about Single Wide?

[eridani]

39. That must be an Alaskan thing, although there are a lot of new parents in the lower 48--

--who insist on naming their kids after interstate highway exit signs. Madison (Wisconsin?) Kennedy (Expressway?) Winslow (Arizona?)

[kestrel91316]

41. I am constantly amazed by the high class behavior of that Wasilla crowd.

[bluestate10]

44. Levi is a moron, just like Sarah Palin. Move on. nt

[provis99]

88. Levi is the bright shining star of the Palin clan.

didn't the Mooselini name one of her kids after Van Halen?

[mrmpa]

45. Apparently the only thing to do in Alaska...........

is shoot bullets.

[BlueStater]

47. Who the fuck cares about this goof?

What's he famous for other than knocking up the daughter of a moron?

[geardaddy]

49. Blunderbuss Johnson?

I like it.

[struggle4progress]

50. Who is Cate Edwards' ex-boyfriend boinking now? And

who gets in bed with Hani Lieberman's ex-boyfriend these days? We'll tell you right after the break! Stay tuned!

[HiPointDem]

53. +1. trash culture which democrats participate in while decrying it.

[JI7]

64. unlike those you named, these people our making public of their private lives

[Lint Head]

55. He was named after blue jeans.

[Dawson Leery]

62. "The John McCain Legacy to America"

[GoCubsGo]

68. OMG. That poor child.

It's bad enough that her parents are twits...

[aikoaiko]

71. Why not CZ?

Seriously, people name their kids with such strange names these days that Beretta if fairly pedestrian.

[Johnny Rico]

74. Because explaining that CZ stands for Ceská Zbrojovka gets a bit tiresome

after the thousandth time...

[bluedigger]

75. He couldn't find an American brand name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Firearms_manufacturers_in_the_United_States



Why does Levi hate America?

[alp227]

81. The Dark Side Forum's reaction, for some more laughs:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2867818/posts

[lunatica]

83. This is why Idiocracy is happening

they just keep breeding no matter how much birth control you give them. "We forgot about the birth control."

Idiocracy.

[flvegan]

84. Lord above. Who cares?

Besides, Breeze Sig Sauer Oglesby sounds better and carries a more appreciated name.

I'm thinking of naming my firstborn boy, Black Talon. The sidearm is just the instrument, it's the bullet that kills.