"Peace with Iran could limit our ability to bomb it" Johnny "Five planes" McCain

[ghostsinthemachine]

BOROWITZ REPORT

JUST PUBLISHED 4:38 PM
Peace with Iran Could Limit Ability to Bomb It, Warns McCain
BY ANDY BOROWITZ


CREDIT PHOTOGRAPH BY T. J. KIRKPATRICK/GETTY
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Shortly after world powers successfully negotiated a nuclear-framework agreement with Iran, Sen. John McCain warned that a lasting peace with the Middle Eastern nation “could greatly limit our ability to bomb it.”

“President Obama is hailing this framework as something that could enhance the prospects for peace in the Middle East,” McCain told reporters at the United States Senate. “For those of us who have looked forward to bombing Iran for some time now, that would be a doomsday scenario.”


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/peace-with-iran-could-limit-ability-to-bomb-it-warns-mccain

I love good satire.

[spanone]

1. it's not satire if it's true! the neocons are opposed to peace.

[hifiguy]

2. The best part is that I could imagine the old fool

actually saying it. Always the mark of great satire, and Borowitz is a gem.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Poor grampy

He wants to relive his glory days.

[madokie]

4. Yes most of us love good satire

sometimes like this time its a tad close to being true though