Rand Paul Presidential Campaign Hawks Autographed Constitutions For $1,000

[DonViejo]

As Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) prepared to formally announce his White House bid on Tuesday, the Kentucky Republican's presidential operation was already hawking some unique campaign swag.

Among the items advertised on the senator's presidential campaign website was an pocket Constitution, autographed by Paul, that supporters could purchase for $1,000.

"It's hard to find a greater defender of the U.S. Constitution in the Halls of Congress than Rand Paul. As a Constitutional conservative, he makes it the core of everything he does in Washington," the item description reads.

Paul supporters can also snap up a set of 12 "Rand on a Stick" for $35, an "NSA Spy Cam Blocker" for $15 or a "Defeat the Washington Machine" bag toss game for $100.

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rand-paul-autographed-constitution-1000-dollars

[jberryhill]

1. That's blasphemy. The original was signed by Jesus

[longship]

3. No. This is blasphemy.

(Thankfully.)

I, for one, await the old ones.

[jberryhill]

6. That's flipping awesome

[olddots]

2. for 15 dollars you can buy

Rand in a bag = a baggy full of dog shit found at a Nugent concert .

[FSogol]

4. I'm not sure it is safe or smart to suggest "Rand on a Stick"

[Orrex]

5. He turned the Constitution into toilet paper?

Well, Repubs have been doing that for decades, so what's the difference?

[Erose999]

7. Pictured: Rand on a stick

https://store.randpaul.com/index.php/fun-stuff/rand-on-a-stick.html



It's just a fan. So you can "fan with Rand" I guess. Or "be fanned with Rand" if you're one of his billionaire plutocrat campaign contributors. But don't wave it too hard or it's toupee might come off.