OK, the fun's over

[Renew Deal]

We really tried to cut you all some slack, and permit occasional, low-key discussion of topics of a sexual nature, provided that you don't go too far.

It's clear that this has become some kind of game for some of you: See how far you can push the envelope before you get your threads shut down.

Well, you've pushed the envelope too far. You're thumbing your nose at the moderators, and wasting their time. Game over.

Here's the new rule: No sex threads, period.

I am instructing the moderators to delete all sex threads. Not lock, delete. Anyone who feels like testing our willingness to enforce this policy will have to accept the consequences of their actions.

I'm sorry if you're disappointed by this turn of events. Blame the small number of people who can't control themselves and have spoiled it for everyone else."

http://election.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4565709

[aikoaiko]

1. Well that explains why admins stomped all over the Kate Upton Zero-G video.

We were warned.

[herding cats]

2. .

A-Schwarzenegger is hands down one of the funniest personalities here. Period.

No, don't argue with me. It's a fact.

See? I was right.

[Renew Deal]

3. He is, but that wasn't written by him.

That was written by Skinner and posted to the top of GD.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. not

quite

P.S. although i do appreciate getting credit
for my almost entirely plagiarized effort...

[pinboy3niner]

13. Your exposition in the Oscar thread was brilliant

Aided by the much-delayed catching-on of the responders.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. Thanks, pb3n, but

I'm lost in this thread. Something happened,
I suspect, of which I'm unaware.

[pinboy3niner]

18. The poster is resurrecting classics past by posting Skinner's edicts at the time

[herding cats]

35. Oh! Thank you!

Now I understand and it's even funnier!

[herding cats]

7. This place is so difficult to keep up with.

I thought Skinner was SidDithers? We really need a Wiki for the cast of characters and their connections.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Even if they're educational and for a good cause?

Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot



...

Must-see thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023921229

[TygrBright]

14. ahhhhh, the classics... n/t

[pinboy3niner]

15. I had a lot of fun in that thread

But the thing I'm most proud of is 'sackpuppets.'

[KMOD]

6. Well, that sucks!

I was just looking for advice.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Try 'Dear Penthouse' instead of 'Dear Skinner'

[KMOD]

11. Yeah, now you tell me.

No wonder my questions in ask the administrator went unanswered.

[pinboy3niner]

12. Don't feel like the Lone Ranger

He ignores all my missives about the aliens among us, too. As well as all of my requests for a forum on the aliens. Who can explain that?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

24. "Well, that sucks!"

Yes, but you're not supposed to post about it, apparently.

[Dirty Socialist]

9. Can we still call Conservatives wankers?

Nt

[pinboy3niner]

10. Only if you want to risk 'Sympathetic Blindness and Hairy Palms'

[villager]

17. It's still pretty disgusting that there's a whole forum for death implements - guns - but sex

isn't really allowed here at the "Underground"

Well mostly.

Except snuck in as jokes. Sometimes.

[pinboy3niner]

19. Dammit, we need a SEX forum!1!!

I'm in!

[villager]

20. Well, I mean there is, for all intents and purposes, a "death forum"

...or at least a "fetish for implements of death forum."

so why not!?

[Renew Deal]

30. Someone should start a petition.

[aikoaiko]

21. Well, anti-gunners equate guns with penises so you're halfway there.

[villager]

22. And pro-gunners use them as an over-compensatory substitute!

So I guess in a there-must-be-inflicted-pain-with-pleasure kind of way, you're right -- the gun forum is a kind of sex forum for its habitues....

[aikoaiko]

23. That's the anti-gunner claim.

[villager]

25. Well, this sub (sub)-thread is on you, since you started it with the pro-gunner claim.

My point was simply we have a forum honoring Thanatos already. Why not Eros?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

26. "That's the anti-gunner claim."

Kinda like the guy who can't get the pretty girls to go out with him so he starts maligning the pretty girls.

[Orrex]

27. Does this look swollen to anyone else?

[hifiguy]

29. Well, if that's the case, it's time

for The Moon Bombing Thread, Part Deux.

[Renew Deal]

31. Another absolute classic

Obama will defile mother moon!

[hifiguy]

32. In the words of Foghorn Leghorn,

that thread was more fun than a barrel of half-witted monkeys.

[Glassunion]

33. Is this a sex thread?

I'm confused...

[Glassunion]

34. WAIT!!!! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!

Do you have any idea how long I've been holding onto the following gif, just waiting for the perfect sex thread to unleash it on? DAMNIT!!!!!!1!!!



I guess I have to save it for Cooking & Baking.