Jesus H. Christ and Rand Paul have the same middle name

[underpants]

Howard

It's true, you can look it up.

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. I thought the "H" stood for "Harold" (n/t)

[underpants]

2. Depends on the version of the Bible I think

What a lot of people don't know is that it was going to be JC's twin brother's name but he died at birth so they gave it to JC as a middle name.

[Hoppy]

3. Others say it was Jesus who died at birth and not the twin brother. Which do you think?

[underpants]

5. Due to HIPAA we'll never know

That's Protected Health Information

[emulatorloo]

12. Aren't you confusing Jesus with Elvis? I know many people do n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Herschel

I stand by my convictions and will discriminate against all who disagree.

[hifiguy]

6. Haploid?

[Warpy]

7. Nah, it's Jesus Haploid Christ.

Think about it.

[hifiguy]

10. That is the second nerdiest joke I know.

The first involves Heisenberg and Schrodinger being pulled over by a state trooper.

[Warpy]

11. Heh, know that one, too

Yes, I am a nerd. I have always been a nerd.

[Enrique]

8. Hussein?

[procon]

9. Chuck, I'll take "Hussein" for $500. nt