"But I play a person in the movies." . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker ("I wish I had a nickel for every bow-tie I own&quot Carlson is saying: "Who does she think she's kidding, Brian? . . . No way! . . . Just because some slap-happy, sk*nky-*ss b*tch who probably likes to thread the noodle and baste the porkchops, if you know what I mean, wants me to, I'm not going to criticize my brother in public. . . . That's that! . . . Sure, ****s like her, don't care what they say and do, . . . she's like all the other sex-addled, libelous m************ s******** in New York, . . . but I've got morals!!!"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars clip:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/tucker-carlson-feigns-confusion-over-being

[riversedge]

1. Hey Tucker-a person has a caring heart and brain. You are not on that list.

[gordianot]

2. Tucker is cursed for life because he will always look like the Frat boy prick....

....That everyone hates. When he gets old he will look like an old frat boy prick. It must be hard going through life as a living cliche. Never forget even money could not pay for a diploma. He does have a peer group of fellow right-wing hack College dropouts Chuck Todd and Rush Limbaugh.

[skip fox]

3. "My favorite philosopher is

Donald Segretti."

[hatrack]

4. And someday, Tucker, you get to grow up and become George Will!

Looking forward to that, I'm sure - and who wouldn't be?

[olddots]

5. I'm a shoe in for this leading roll

Revenge Of The Turds will get me an Oscar nod for sure .......

[Gothmog]

6. Tucker is a twit

Tucker is a real idiot