Republicans Promise Smooth Transition of Hate from Obama to Clinton

[babylonsister]

Republicans Promise Smooth Transition of Hate from Obama to Clinton

WASHINGTON - Republicans today promised that there will be a "seamless transition of hatred" if President Obama is succeeded in office by Hillary Clinton. "Like many Americans, we will be saddened to see our lawsuits, investigations, and general harassment directed towards President Obama come to an end," said House Speaker John Boehner. "But we want to reassure everyone that we are very much up to the challenge of transferring our hatred to a President Clinton." Boehner promised the American people that the tormenting of the new Democratic President would begin on her first day in office. "The fact that we began this process while she was still Secretary of State will really enable us to hit the ground running," he said.


And this!

Hillary is an ambitious, narcissistic, power-mad woman - and only the woman part distinguishes her from every other President we've had.





















Andy Borowitz
https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

1. All cons know is hate, they cant govern, they cant function at all, they are like

a disease actually

[Lyric]

2. Okay, this made me LOL.

Sooooo true.

[riversedge]

3. they will just double down on Hillary but not let up on Pres. Obama

[Sherman A1]

4. I am not sure that they can accomplish this

or anything else smoothly. They are a peculiar lot....

[malaise]

5. ROFL

Too good

[Spitfire of ATJ]

6. On DAY ONE with Obama they claimed he wasn't REALLY the President because Roberts flubbed the Oath.

[redruddyred]

11. yes but at least we voted for him

not so sure abt his predecessor

[Spitfire of ATJ]

13. This place hasn't gotten rid of all the blood stains from the Obama vs Hillary 08 primary war.

[redruddyred]

15. sadly don't think we're politically evolved enough as a country for a bernie sanders

plenty of perfectly nice ppl read the union leader.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

16. Tell me about it. I supported Kucinich.

[redruddyred]

17. didn't he used to be a senator or something?

all this is b4 my time.
I became a liberal too late, olbermann's gone, colbert quit, and stewart's almost out the door.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

18. Kucinich is a real Liberal...

The Dems wanted him gone. He made them look bad.

https://archive.org/details/Dennis_Kucinich_This_is_the_Moment

[redruddyred]

20. I remember him vaguely

said a lot of things I agreed with.
is weirdly not in office any longer tho heard might be running again? please?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

24. The media acts like he's dead meat because he saw a UFO.

[redruddyred]

29. that's funny, I remember shirley maclaine on cnn a few years back selling a memoir

[Spitfire of ATJ]

33. Yeah, and Russert made like Kucinich was a nut based on her book...

Never mind that book was where she claimed to have lived in Atlantis in a prior life.

[redruddyred]

21. 2004, jesus christ

I was 14 years old.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

22. Bush was for your generation what Nixon was for mine.

[redruddyred]

30. maybe am biased

but my guess is that every gen has its bad, republican president (tautology).

[Spitfire of ATJ]

31. There were several that had nothing but good democratic presidents too.

[redruddyred]

34. also had to live thru the great depression

tho from what I hear forged a stronger society rather than the reactionary hate we see today.

[progressoid]

7. Satire = Truth.

[freshwest]

8. Indeed, just news of her impending announcement was their worst nightmare. They're in panic mode.

Why is that? Because they care about America, the planet or people?

Pull my other finger!

Look to see them finally 'go green' and recycle all the Clinton CTs. And so many will buy them, with new branding, that it's going to be sick.

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. yep. from Clinton to Obama to Clinton

[redruddyred]

10. already reading some gems from the geniuses at yanswers.

the great thing abt libruls is that they never feel the need to resort to ALL CAPS in order to prove a point.

[JDPriestly]

12. That is not funny!

We hear a lot on DU about how horribly Obama has been treated by the press. And it is true.

But what has been forgotten is the many lawsuits and frivolous accusations that were thrown at Bill Clinton when he was president.

One of the reasons I do not support Hillary's candidacy has nothing to do with her qualifications or lack thereof or the vagueness of her plans should she become president, but rather with the fact that by the time of her inauguration should she win, the Republicans will have had 16 years in which to dig into her history and find thousands of scandals, some worth maybe a glance, and most worth being thrown in the rubbish, with which to unsettle potential voters about her.

I dread it. It will be a huge waste of time. Wait for an October Surprise. It will be a huge one. And totally bogus.

I understand that Hillary hired a team to come very last hair in her life so that she will be prepared for the barrage of crazy rumors that will be spread about her.

But it is impossible to rebut lies with truths in the American media. Well, maybe I am overstating it a bit. But nearly impossible.

If for no other reason, Hillary needs an opponent in the primary to stir up all the cuckoo stuff about her and get the air cleared.

But most of all, she needs to let us know what she stands for, what she wants to achieve as president. So far she has said she is for women, but that is about all.

[gollygee]

23. I don't know

Few people are as thoroughly researched by the press as the Clintons. Any surprises would have been out a long time ago.

[JDPriestly]

25. The stories won't be based on fact. They will just be shocking and kind of believable and

almost impossible to disprove. Like the tales that Hillary is a secret lesbian.

My main problems with Hillary are the TPP, her vote for the Iraq War and the discussion in which she was rude to the Code Pink women around the time or prior to her vote on the Iraq War, her ties to the financial sector (I don't want another bunch of Goldman Sachs and CitiGroup people controlling the very agencies that are supposed to regulate their sector) and her stances on a number of other issues.

But in addition, the Republicans will treat her possibly even worse than they treated her husband and Obama. So if you support her candidacy, brace yourself. It's going to be a long, hateful ride and not one that is good for our country.

Same if the Republicans run yet another Bush boy. We Democrats do not want another Bush for president. Predictably, the economy fell apart under each of the last two Bush family members. Enough is enough of sloppy regulation.

[randome]

14. They will be able to break their record of number of votes to defund health insurance.

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[Cha]

19. Republicons aren't the onlyl ones.

[zappaman]

26. Ha!

Perfect!

[Vinca]

27. The only reason for the GOP to exist is to hate the Democratic POTUS.

You'd think they would be embarrassed by it.

[Hekate]

28. Perfect. Thanks babs. nt

[Cali_Democrat]

32. Borowitz is fawking brilliant!