FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

[kpete]

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“We vow that we will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble,” he continued.

Al-Zawahiri, who is seen in the video reclining back in his chair, putting his feet up, and flipping on CNN, later shouts “Allahu Akbar!” when a story is aired about the decade-long trend of stagnant wages among American workers.

The FBI has also warned that numerous al-Qaeda agents may have established sleeper cells for the purpose of “getting a kick out of” the nation’s downfall on American soil. The bureau urged U.S. residents to use caution around schools, hospitals, legislative bodies, prisons, and other decaying institutions whose imminent failure terrorists may wish to observe up close.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, one high-ranking U.S. counterterrorism official has described the present situation as a massive failure of intelligence.

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oh yeah, there is more:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fbi-uncovers-alqaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enj,35788/

[misterhighwasted]

1. Makes sense. We don't hear much about them anymore. They're just chillin..

Must be like watching a disaster movie with a humorous edge.

[Surya Gayatri]

2. I'm afraid that's a bit what it looks like from over here

across the pond!

[forest444]

3. Remember bin Laden's well-timed gift to Dubya just days before the 2004 election?

This, you may remember, is the part Cheney's goons tried to censor:

"We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy. Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah," bin Laden said in the transcript.

He said the mujahedeen fighters did the same thing to the Soviet Union in Afghanistan in the 1980s, "using guerrilla warfare and the war of attrition to fight tyrannical superpowers. We, alongside the mujahedeen, bled Russia for 10 years until it went bankrupt and was forced to withdraw in defeat," bin Laden said.

He also said al Qaeda has found it "easy for us to provoke and bait this administration."

"All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda, in order to make generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some benefits for their private corporations," bin Laden said.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/11/01/binladen.tape/

[elleng]

40. Exactly what bin Laden had in mind.

Thanks, cheneybush+.

[rurallib]

4. probably be a big roar when TPP is passed

and businesses can help AQ out.

wait - this is satire, right?

[randome]

5. Funny as satire, sure, but some take it with a grain of truth.

Well, the truth is we pissed away 4 trillion dollars on invading Iraq and hardly noticed it.

I'm honestly not sure what to make of that.
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[Duval]

6. Heh Heh! Thanks

for my first smile of the day! I always either learn something from, or just simply enjoy your posts, kpete!

[kpete]

15. thanks Duval

that is quite a complement!


peace to you and yours,
kp

[Turbineguy]

7. We're working for them now.

We just think we are working for corporate America.

[underpants]

8. If we’d listened to experts or even our own common sense,

[marym625]

9. I thought the onion was satirical.

When did they become serious journalists?

[99th_Monkey]

22. +10 nt

[marym625]

34. Thanks!

[msanthrope]

29. This column.....look at at the date.....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/

[marym625]

32. ha!

Who knew?

My favorite onion article from the 2000 election

Bush Executes 253 New Mexico Democrats

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-executes-253-new-mexico-democrats,189/

[oberliner]

36. Wow - John Ashcroft

There's a name I haven't heard in a while, thankfully.

[cui bono]

38. Speaking of looking at dates in 2001...

did you ever see the TV show That's My Bush? It was a total send up of GWB, way ahead of its time. Done by Matt Stone and Trey Parker of South Park fame. So hilarious, but still so true really. You can see Dubya doing most of what they had him do. Only ran one season of eight episodes. If you can catch it anywhere it is so worth the watch.

[msanthrope]

39. I remember the star fetus quite well. nt

[world wide wally]

10. Sounds like their sleeper republican cell is gittin' 'er done

[freshwest]

27. You beat me to it! That's what it's all about. n/t

[L0oniX]

11. "schools, hospitals, legislative bodies, prisons, and other decaying institutions" Perfect!

[jwirr]

12. I know it is the Onion but this is so close. I think the sleeper cell they are talking about can be

found in the House and Senate majorities right now. They do nothing while the country falls.

[pangaia]

13. Unfortunately, their percepton of the us of a is spot on.

[mountain grammy]

14. There goes the "Onion" again

reporting the truth!

[freebrew]

16. Reality...

is always the best satire.

[erronis]

17. Between The Onion and DU commentards

The "History of the US as It Once Was" is perfectly described.

I just wonder how they (AQ) got in bed so quickly with the Republicans (US Taliban). Was it money or was it sex?

[Enthusiast]

18. Kicked

and recommended!

For accuracy.

[niyad]

19. just from the title, I figured it had to be the Onion. fbi not that smart.

[Demeter]

31. Oh, Snap!

[chknltl]

20. KnR nt

[Dont call me Shirley]

21. or is it the gop, since they created a-q?

[99th_Monkey]

23. Pogo: "The Enemy" rears it's ugly head.

[Pooka Fey]

24. LOL

[hifiguy]

25. So funny it's ridiculous.

So true that it's frightening.

[djean111]

26. I think that is actually the very well-made plan.

[bvar22]

28. THis may be satire,

but Bin Laden and Al Qaeda got everything it wanted and more.
They successfully predicted George Bush's overreaction to a handful of Saudi criminals paying rent to a Afghan Warlord to hide in their desert.

In 1993, terorists bombed the WTC for the first time.

Bill Clinton's administration, using International Law Enforcement, caught them, prosecuted them in American Courts, and Jailed those terrorists.

He did so:
*without Starting a WAR

*without Invading any sovereign countries

*with a death toll of ZERO.

*with NO "Collateral Damage"

*without driving the country into debt

*without sending our youth to a foreign desert to die.


I'm no fan of Bill Clinton (primarily for his Trade Policies, deregulation, and leaving Organized LABOR hanging) , but I give him high marks in catching and prosecuting the first WTC terrorists.

[Demeter]

30. Does that make me a member?

[blkmusclmachine]

33. http://activistshub.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/9111.jpg

[tclambert]

35. Newest Al Qaeda plot: become naturalized American citizens and vote Republican.

"We know of no surer way to destroy the country."

[Unexploded Scotsman]

37. And we've been doing SUCH A GOOD JOB!

I'd put a laughing emoji here, but.....

[rpannier]

41. I thought when they said sleeper cells

they meant places for them to sleep in

[niyad]

42. . . .