Your morning word salad from our nation's most irrelevant attention seeker Sarah

[Ichingcarpenter]

In what could be interpreted as a desperate plea for attention — couched as a criticism of desperate pleas for attention — Sarah Palin released a video from the SarahPAC “vault” today that shows reporters chasing her as furiously as they did Hillary Clinton’s “Scooby Van” earlier this week.





“Hmmm, as people all over the country are reminding each other, this Hillary Scooby-Doo Tour thing sure looks familiar. We’re flattered the liberals think the idea is really keen! Since it’s ‪#‎ThrowbackThursday‬, it’s also pretty keen to thank the democrats for taking a page out of our playbook and also to share the picturesque, sincere, no-media “One Nation” RV trek of ours a few years ago. From way up North in the natural resource-rich state of Alaska down to the inspirational, loud and patriotic Rolling Thunder Rally in DC to a calm clambake on a cool New Hampshire night, it was a blast to introduce American people and places to folks who crave the reminders of what makes our nation exceptional and free! Our tour is proof we dare not go backwards and fundamentally transform America; instead we must move ahead to fundamentally restore all that is good and safe and strong in America. And we’re pretty good about doing it without letting the media get in the way. (In fact, it was great to see the media finally have to do what the rest of the middle class does every single day – WORK FOR IT. Though I don’t know why they were frustrated not being able to keep up with us, I mean, I was in our bus wrapped in the Constitution!)
So here’s a little secret – a video from the SarahPAC vault that’s never been released until now. (I knew it’d come in handy someday.) Makes me want to fire up the RV again, load up the kids… Enjoy!
- Sarah Palin”




http://www.salon.com/2015/04/16/sarah_palins_incoherent_facebook_brag_i_was_in_our_bus_wrapped_in_the_constitution/

[leftofcool]

1. incoherent as usual.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Ah, memories...

[DetlefK]

3. "Let's not go back and transform. Let's go forward and restore!" WHAT?????

So changing things is bad, because that's a step to the past?
And restoring things as they were in the past is actually a step to the future?


"And we’re pretty good about doing it without letting the media get in the way."
Translation:
"Bad media! No gotcha-questions!"


"Though I don’t know why they were frustrated not being able to keep up with us, I mean, I was in our bus wrapped in the Constitution!"
Translation:
"Why didn't they give me more attention? I was literally driving around in a bus painted with the Constitution!"

[Electric Monk]

7. My brain hurts :(

[Turbineguy]

4. That would be the RV trek

with words on the side of the vehicle spelled wrong?

[randome]

5. "Pretty keen"? No one talks like that anymore.

In 2008, Palin was the canary in the coalmine. Solid evidence that the GOP is coming apart at the seams. Just watch.
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[Vinca]

6. And THAT is what might have been a heartbeat from the presidency.

[C_U_L8R]

8. It's not just that Sarah Palin is a moron

But her incoherent blather is soaked in venom and spite.
It would be funny if it weren't so pathetically desperate.

[trumad]

9. As I remember --she quit mid-way though that grifter tour.