"You might catch something." . . . .Please come CAPTION Rick Santorum!!!!

[skip fox]

Rick ("Can you even begin to imagine what they must do?&quot Santorum is saying: "I'm not a gay bigot! . . . I only said I wouldn't attend a gay wedding. . . . That's all. . . They are probably decent human beings but, I mean, . . . .I wouldn't know what was expected of me. . . . Am I supposed to strip-off and join in? . . . Am I supposed to service only the groom? . . . And which one would that be? . . . No, I'm not a gay bigot, . . . It's just too confusing."

[underpants]

1. I am ASSuming here that I would even be invited

[HockeyMom]

2. Does he "service" the bride at straight weddings?

This guy is even weirder than I imagined.

[skip fox]

4. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

but many of us try to capture our subject's essence.

[Capt. Obvious]

3. I carried my dead baby home like this

[hatrack]

5. "I then spread his buttocks with both hands before extending my tongue. . . . "

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's really just that simple - and pleasurable!"

[Johonny]

6. Have I talked about my over coming my HUGE sex addiction problem lately

because that's a normal thing and all.