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DonViejo

(60,536 posts)
Wed Apr 22, 2015, 05:08 PM Apr 2015

Michele Bachmann Warns: God Is Pissed, Rapture Is Imminent Thanks To Gay Marriage

She may be finished with politics, but that doesn’t mean she’s finished running her mouth.

“We need to realize how close this clock is to getting towards the midnight hour,” Michele Bachmann recently warned during an interview with Jan Markell.

She was talking, naturally, about gay marriage and Barack Obama, who she is absolutely convinced is intent on “(lifting) up the agenda of radical Islam,” whatever the hell that means. “Barack Obama is intent, it is his number one goal, to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon!” the former congresswoman bemoaned.

Gay marriage, Bachmann said, will lead to divine punishment on “pagan” America. She believes that God will soon lift his “hedge of protection” over the nation “and we will suffer the consequences as a result!”

“That’s why so many Christians, I think, are sad and despairing because we know what the word of God says,” she continued. “But it is also a chastening as individual believers for our good and that, to me, is extremely exciting.”

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http://www.queerty.com/michele-bachmann-warns-god-is-pissed-rapture-is-imminent-thanks-to-gay-marriage-20150422?

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Michele Bachmann Warns: God Is Pissed, Rapture Is Imminent Thanks To Gay Marriage (Original Post) DonViejo Apr 2015 OP
So she's happy and sad all at the same time? truebrit71 Apr 2015 #1
I spoke to God Terra Alta Apr 2015 #2
Someone else who has a hotline to gawd. lpbk2713 Apr 2015 #3
How many farewell tours is this for Bachmann Loser Overdrive, anyway? KamaAina Apr 2015 #4
This woman is battier than most patients in institutions. Vinca Apr 2015 #5
Does this mean better parking? Katashi_itto Apr 2015 #6
Get a bowl, a spoon, and some milk. longship Apr 2015 #7
Rapture: Isn't that what marriage is supposed to be? Downwinder Apr 2015 #8

Terra Alta

(5,158 posts)
2. I spoke to God
Wed Apr 22, 2015, 05:12 PM
Apr 2015

and he told me to pay no attention to Michele, because she's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and needs to shut up and go away.

longship

(40,416 posts)
7. Get a bowl, a spoon, and some milk.
Wed Apr 22, 2015, 05:34 PM
Apr 2015

Because that woman is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs (as another wise DUer here has observed).

Thanks to Jay Novella of the Skeptics Guide to the Universe for that meme.

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