Get the word out to your Republican/Libertarian friends!
I am letting all of my right-wing acquaintances know that Obama is ACTIVELY trying to declare the following cherished American FREEDOMS illegal:
1. Drinking a half gallon of liquid drain cleaner.
2. Playing Russian Roulette with a .38 caliber revolver and one empty chamber.
3. Placing two stainless steel butter knives into a 220 volt power outlet.
4. Inflating a mounted tractor tire with a portable electric pump until it bursts.
5. Running as fast as you can through a plate glass picture window.
6. Eating half a bag of Quikcrete while drinking a 32-oz. Mountain Dew.
7. Spraying your hair with Final Net and setting it on fire.
8. Biting a thermometer in half and consuming the contents.
9. Walking into a lion enclosure wearing only raw fajita meat as a Speedo.
10. Wrapping a plastic dry cleaner bag tightly around your head for 60 minutes.
11. Having a playful summertime charcoal fluid fight over a lit patio grill. While smoking cigars.
12. Splashing the liquid contents of a car battery onto your genitals.
13. Eating vanilla ice cream sprinkled with delicious ant-and-roach bait.
Now, none of these simple pleasures of life are currently declared illegal under Federal law, but damned if that Socialist Kenyan Muslin isn't trying his hardest to take them away! DON'T STAND FOR IT! Don't let Obama tell us what to do! Every red-blooded patriot needs to do their part to protest!
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