An Army of Smug! . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("I can't stand liars!&quot O'Reilly just finished saying: "Listen, we clearly need and independent investigation into these links while Hillary was in the cabinet. . . . It doesn't matter one wit that she says there was no connection between donations to her foundation and her decisions as The Secretary of State. . . . Do you buy that? . . . Why? . . . . Hillary lacks all creditability. . . . Let me say that again: Hillary lacks all creditability! . . . With some people you just can't believe a word that they say!"


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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/oreilly-wants-official-investigation

[marym625]

1. Why don't they want to investigate 5000 US Military KIA?

How about investigating Bush and Cheney?

Sick of the Republicans

[pinboy3niner]

2. BillO, who is without sin, casts the first falafel...

[benld74]

3. From that facial expression alone -'Found the loofaa,,,'

[11 Bravo]

8. Apparently he sat on it!

[skip fox]

4. "Who are yopu going to believe?

Everybody else, or me?"

[skip fox]

5. "I call him Talking Points because

he's like a little man with a voice in the middle of my head. . . . Some people would say that makes me crazy. . . . but Talking Points keeps me sane. . . . Talking Points always wants the very best for me and says he protects me at night when I'm sleeping and all those evil spirits are trying to get it. . . . But we won't let them, will we, Talking Points? . . . We'll never, ever, ever let them. . . . Talking Points says, 'You bet.'"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. I'm wearing the same face I had when I ejaculated on the phone with Andrea Mackis

Count 83 of her complaint:

83. During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.

[skip fox]

9. Repulsed? No taste for the grotesquely comic?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. I'm sitting on my loofa

And not wearing pants.