If Moses had brought along Republicans

[CatWoman]

[arcane1]

1. "Pharaoh was a job-creator!!!1"

[stevedeshazer]

2. BWAAAAHAAA!

+1

[LASlibinSC]

3. And all those 'regulations' to come!

[ashling]

4. The term "golden calf" comes to mind

at mark 1:21

[CatWoman]

10. i love this movie

Moses was such a badass

[ashling]

12. Little known fact

11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's guns.

Moses was the founder of the HRA - Hebrew Rifle Association

[bluestate10]

5. Republicans would have been so busy waxing philosophical

about the great benefits bondage that they were leaving that the Red Sea would have merged again and drowned everyone.

[pinboy3niner]

6. "Moses, leave...

...the Pharaoh alooooone!1!!"

[TheKentuckian]

7. LOL! The Republicans would have found a way to wander that 40 miles or whatever

for a couple thousand years before going nearly extinct but leaving like four couples alive to infect the otherwise fairly happy population with their batshit insanity.

[maxrandb]

8. Moses???

Hell, we all would be better off if Noah had just thrown one overboard!

[Art_from_Ark]

9. Considering that Moses is said to have spent 40 years wandering in the desert,

I'm sure the question "Do you know where you're going?" would not have been limited to Republicans.

[TexasProgresive]

11. Just to set the record straight

They came to the boarder of the Promised land in a year. They sent scouts who said that they would never be able to defeat the residents. And so they were sentenced to wonder in the Sinai until that generation passed away. They weren't lost just locked out.

I would say that Moses had repuke with him. They complained about how it was in the good ole days when they were slaves, they complained about the food, the water. They were just a contentious, stiffnecked bunch of teabagging conservatives.

[DCKit]

13. They'd have privatized the Manna. nt