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Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 06:37 PM Apr 2015

Anonymous Activist Gets Potholes Fixed By Drawing Giant Penises Around Them

THE CITY OF MANCHESTER CAN IGNORE ITS RESIDENTS, BUT THANKS TO WANKSY, IT CAN’T IGNORE THE ONE-EYED MONSTER.

Like many cities, Manchester, England, is plagued with potholes. One half-mile stretch of road can have as many as 70 holes. After claiming he saw his friends injured in pothole-related bike accidents, one anonymous resident has taken matters into his own hands.

He goes by Wanksy. And using what appears to be an industrial level chalk, he draws penises around the potholes, creating moments of visual terrorism that the city can’t ignore. Really. Because according to the Manchester Evening News (MEN), within 48 hours of Wanksy’s efforts, many of Manchester’s problematic potholes, which had been a nuisance for years, were filled. Within a week, even more were fixed.

http://www.fastcodesign.com/3045488/slicker-city/anonymous-activist-gets-potholes-fixed-by-drawing-giant-penises-around-them

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Anonymous Activist Gets Potholes Fixed By Drawing Giant Penises Around Them (Original Post) Jesus Malverde Apr 2015 OP
"Wanksy" arcane1 Apr 2015 #1
OMG etherealtruth Apr 2015 #13
Why am I laughing so hard? bravenak Apr 2015 #2
I know right... love the name Jesus Malverde Apr 2015 #3
We need a Wank up here for sure. bravenak Apr 2015 #9
Brilliant and funny - what's not to like. hifiguy Apr 2015 #18
Some of the pictures in the article had me crying. bravenak Apr 2015 #20
Effing brilliant! cyberswede Apr 2015 #4
We are all Wanksy! Very Orange Apr 2015 #5
This is a great idea. xfundy Apr 2015 #6
Hope this spreads everywhere malaise Apr 2015 #7
LOL Jefferson23 Apr 2015 #8
They go through the trouble of fixing the pot hole Politicalboi Apr 2015 #10
They leave it behind? Codeine Apr 2015 #11
The linked article confirms your guess -- they'll be washed away. Jim Lane Apr 2015 #28
Good old American know-how! joeybee12 Apr 2015 #12
Note their uncircumcised...nt Jesus Malverde Apr 2015 #14
A clue! joeybee12 Apr 2015 #15
Heh.. Jesus Malverde Apr 2015 #17
That is so simple yet such a genius insight. hifiguy Apr 2015 #16
lol @ Wanksy! frylock Apr 2015 #19
Best idea ever. ghostsinthemachine Apr 2015 #21
Humiliate the local government, great strategy / motivation tactic! AZ Progressive Apr 2015 #22
I heard about some people in Vermont who planted trees in them underpants Apr 2015 #23
Beats an orange plastic cone! There is already a plastic overdose on this planet... mrdmk Apr 2015 #42
Nice to see everyone can speak English. Hutzpa Apr 2015 #24
thank you dembotoz Apr 2015 #25
omg, it's a penis. Think of the children. Throckmorton Apr 2015 #26
Gotta admire creativity. 3catwoman3 Apr 2015 #27
Not the Onion.....nt msanthrope Apr 2015 #29
with the size of some of the post-winter potholes in NYC- LiberalElite Apr 2015 #30
Because penises are funny! Initech Apr 2015 #31
Could they be drawn around Republicans too? LiberalFighter Apr 2015 #32
Many Republicans can't be fixed Tyrs WolfDaemon Apr 2015 #39
Facebook doesn't appear to want to allow it to be posted. LiberalFighter Apr 2015 #33
I was able to post it by just adding the link. Jesus Malverde Apr 2015 #34
It did that. And I tried other ways. LiberalFighter Apr 2015 #38
Thank you! I Needed a Good laugh :) n/t fredamae Apr 2015 #35
More Of Wanksy's Handiwork Unknown Beatle Apr 2015 #36
... Major Nikon Apr 2015 #37
My sides hurt! blackspade Apr 2015 #40
Well, that's one way to get the job done! VERY creative! calimary Apr 2015 #41
"visual TERROISM"????? what in the HELLLLLLL is that supposed to mean?? niyad Apr 2015 #43
 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
18. Brilliant and funny - what's not to like.
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 06:56 PM
Apr 2015

That the potholes are getting filled is the cherry atop the ice cream sundae.

xfundy

(5,105 posts)
6. This is a great idea.
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 06:41 PM
Apr 2015

I can see all the "christians" freaking out if this were done here. They'd probably call for a law against dicks.

 

Politicalboi

(15,189 posts)
10. They go through the trouble of fixing the pot hole
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 06:43 PM
Apr 2015

But leave the chalk behind. I guess in time it will wear away, but one would think they have a way of cleaning it up.

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
28. The linked article confirms your guess -- they'll be washed away.
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 07:14 PM
Apr 2015
A Bury council spokesman points out that "Every penny that we have to spend cleaning off this graffiti is a penny less that we have to spend on actually repairing the potholes!" But in reality, Wanksy’s work isn’t spray-painted on, so the phallic pigments should wash away naturally within a few weeks.


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ghostsinthemachine

(3,569 posts)
21. Best idea ever.
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 06:57 PM
Apr 2015

Now let's hope all our Libertarian friends get out there and follow the penis's and fix the pot holes.

underpants

(182,767 posts)
23. I heard about some people in Vermont who planted trees in them
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 07:05 PM
Apr 2015

Right in the middle of the street. The potholes got fixed.

mrdmk

(2,943 posts)
42. Beats an orange plastic cone! There is already a plastic overdose on this planet...
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 09:24 PM
Apr 2015

Question though, did all of the potholes get fixed or only the ones with trees in them?

Thanks in advance for the response

Tyrs WolfDaemon

(2,289 posts)
39. Many Republicans can't be fixed
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 08:20 PM
Apr 2015

The hardest part is getting them to sign the medical consent forms so as to have the procedure done.

calimary

(81,210 posts)
41. Well, that's one way to get the job done! VERY creative!
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 09:21 PM
Apr 2015

I love this!! I can think of a boatload of potholes around my neighborhood that are almost begging for this kind of "attention"!

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