We're all going to Mars: It's time for some Humpday Hatemail!

[EarlG]

Last edited Thu Apr 30, 2015, 06:35 PM - Edit history (1)

Whether you like your hatemail ignorant, illiterate, or just plain incoherent, there's something in today's mailbag to get you over the hump. Vote for your favorite at the bottom!

(The usual disclaimer: Strong language ahead. You've been warned.)

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S 2016 ELECTION STRATEGY: A PREVIEW

Subject: P.S.A.

To the Progressively stupid who call yourselves "HRC Super Volunteers" have
gotta be the dumbest fucks on the planet. Supporting that fat-ass useless
liberal hood ornament Hillary is definitely a sign that your cranium is
void of material. It's amazing you can breath on your own. And what moron
pays money to listen to that stupid bitch droolin on herself. The money
would be better spent putting all of you out of your misery like a sick
dog. But what's truly sad is your all totally unaware of just how
mind-numbingly dumb you all are. We should send you all to Mars. Seventy
percent of our problems would be solved the moment your gone.

But whats really funny is how you make up problems because you can't solve
the real ones. And while your lying your ass off on a regular basis,
everybody listening knows your lying wondering why your still doing it.
Talk about BIZZARO WORLD.

I'M NOT A RIGHT WING NUT, BUT...

Subject: demo underground

Liberals are pieces of shit, that support abortion, gay rights, and open
borders,

Now, I am not a right wing nut, nor even believe in the 2 party fucked up
system.

But your website is un American SHIT.

WHAT... ALL OF IT?

Subject: Info

Please remove info from your site. Thank you.

AND THEN THE PCP KICKED IN

Subject: No subject

I can't believe my posting privileges have been revoked ...?
WHY...? what could I have done besides tell the truth and be
against Hillary IS THIS THE KIND OF ATTENTION YOU WANT...??? TO
SUMMARILY DISMISS PEOPLE WHO TELL THE TRUTH AND AND HAVE A OPINION
THAT DOES NOT AGREE WITH HILLARY SUPPORTERS...? WTF..? I HAVE SEEN
MANY.MANY POSTERS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN REVOKED ATTACKING MY POINT
OF VIEW, IS THIS THE REPUTATION YOU WANT THIS IS WORST THAN FOX
NEWS OR LIMBAUGH...I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG AT ALL..AT ALL.PLEASE
EXPLAIN WHAT MAKES MY POSTS SO BAD MANY OTHER ALSO ATTACK HILLARY
FOR HER CONNECTIONS TO CORRUPTION...(BANKSTERS) I HAVE NOT IMPUNED
OR DISRESPECTED ANYONE BUT YOU HAVE DECIDED I AM A THREAT TO
HILLARY I GUESS IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT. BECAUSE I GUESS I WILL NEED
TO START A ANTI DU INFORMATION CENTER I WILL LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT
GOES ON HERE BELIEVE ME I CAN USE OTHER IP'S AND OTHER PC'S I WILL
LET PEOPLE KNOW TRUST ME...!

DO YOU ALWAYS SEND EMAIL TO RANDOM ADDRESSES AND JUST HOPE IT ENDS UP WHERE YOU WANT IT TO GO?

Subject: help me

I don't know if this is reaching msnbc but if it is I am here to let you know that there is a campaign going on for the public and supporters of police everywhere to boycott every sponsor that advertises on msnbc until AL SHARPTON is no longer on the air for the comments he made about police officers during his racest protest

ALRIGHTY THEN

Subject: No subject

Hey skinner you sent my pal a small plane and it crashed your going to
prison you scumbag two faced motherfuc ker

MAKES YOU WONDER HOW SOME PEOPLE MANAGE TO GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING

Subject: help me

Please remove your valentine days hearts thing from your forums. 40 percent of americans and 40 percent of Duers don't celebrate that contrived stupid idiotic 'holiday' It is offensive to me and others. Please stop that heart thing now.Or i will ask the ACLU to sue you for emotional distress

ENOUGH is ENOUGH. We get offended at it.

THE MORE YOU KNOW...

Subject: Warned!

Warned!

Recently,out of office Democrates warned Technologist and 1978 Dallas and Fort
worth campaign director Bill Clements for governor Donald Bell that President
Obama had authorized Justice Department operatives and colluding electricity
companies operatives to affectuate a murderous hit on him. Believed causation?

To prevent the public from accessing free electricity as provided by RESSE and
BTLE technologies. Both technologies designed and given homage by Donald Bell.
Now America and the world know of President Obama's murderous, unconscionable
and unacceptable behavior.

SATISFIED GRIN, OR FURIOUSLY POUNDING CHEETOS WHILE SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Subject: WillTwain

Hi Cowards,

You all know that I am not a troll, a Republican and I do not have an alternative account.

You are a bunch of scared little men/women, afraid a witch will get you. The Salem witch hunts were similar to the phony charges you fabricated to silence me. Like the witch hunts, if I sink I am not a witch, If I swim then I am a witch. You are tools for the neo-liberals and probably do not even understand ( I would like to think you do not get it and are merely simpletons).

Regarding the alternative account, my roommate has an account. Your “sophisticated software” is a sham. Look, I have no problem teaching you things and do not need somebody speaking for me. You are cowards. I had too much truth in my posts. As operatives for the president and future president, you have career motives.

You are clowns with frat-boy maturity.

I did thoroughly enjoy toying with you mental midgets - like a cat slapping a mouse around until I got bored and decided to put you away.

You do not know a progressive from Obama. Keep fighting for the rich suckers.

i write this with a satisfied grin.

Willtwain

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN WILLTWAIN FORGETS THAT IF YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE YOUR OWN ROOMMATE IT'S USUALLY A GOOD IDEA TO NOT USE THE SAME EMAIL ADDRESS

Subject: Hello

I am very confused on why I was banned. Please explain it to me.

I log in and get the message that my posting privileges have been revoked.

Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?

PrefersaPension

[font size="3"]POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?[/font]

78 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Time expired
	The person who wants to send us to Mars
	7 (9%)
	The person who's not saying he's a right wing nut, but he's a right wing nut
	3 (4%)
	The person who wants us to remove info from our site
	2 (3%)
	The person who is going to start an anti-DU information center
	1 (1%)
	The person who is hoping in vain that their email will reach MSNBC
	2 (3%)
	The person who thinks we sent his pal a small plane that crashed and now we're going to prison
	20 (26%)
	The person who is going to ask the ACLU to sue us for emotional distress
	3 (4%)
	The person who warned us about President Obama's murderous, unconscionable and unacceptable behavior
	3 (4%)
	WillTwain
	0 (0%)
	WillTwain, pretending to be his own roommate but writing from the same email address
	37 (47%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Show usernames Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll

[FSogol]

1. I bet the whole mail box is WillTwain and his socks. LOL. n/t

[shenmue]

7. Poor guy

[muriel_volestrangler]

23. He only did that so we would be FORCED to vote for him!!!!

Hah! That'll show us mental midgets. WillTwain triumphs once more ...

[Number23]

75. Wait, when did WillTwain finally get the boot?? How did I miss that? And has somebody set up a

support group for his many fans here??

[Cha]

122. Oh yeah, and it's not too late to party!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026548590

Yeah, many of his "100 of recs" guys no doubt miss the ol "ratfucker".

[Cha]

121. ROFLMAO!

[JI7]

131. many of these do sound like the things posted on here everyday

[eppur_se_muova]

2. The guy who used "your" correctly three times out of seven.

Next, they'll be misspelling commas.



ETA: Some people get out of bed in the morning by digging downward through the mattress. Isn't it obvious ?

[BrotherIvan]

24. lol

I love it when people lecture with the worst possible spelling and grammar. It just...works.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

83. I'm going with the one that can't spell "Bizarro".

But, I don't know how it's spelled in Bizarro World.

[SwankyXomb]

86. Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!

[JustAnotherGen]

3. Oh my!

I can't decide. Why would someone even take the time? I mean - go where you are celebrated man.

[lovemydog]

8. No kidding. Go where you're celebrated.

This hatemail cracks me up. I hope we see more of it.

[lovemydog]

4. I love the hatemail.

Hysterical and funny. Hysterically funny.

[shenmue]

5. This is the coolest!

And it's not even my birthday yet!

[lovemydog]

9. It's an early birthday present

of idiocy wrapped in sincere hatred at all the wrong things. Gift-wrapped.

[shenmue]

12. Just what I wanted!

[Scurrilous]

6. Channeling the ghost of WillTwain..

...100's of recs!

[DisgustipatedinCA]

10. Skinner didn't send me a plane. I'm feeling a class action coming on. nt

[awoke_in_2003]

29. Well, he turned me into a newt...

I got better.

[Quasimodem]

91. Don't make jokes.

He turned the 1978 representative for Georgia's 6th congressional district into a Newt, and he never got better.

[Historic NY]

117. DU has drones....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear EarlG! How can I possibly decide which one is ...well, um.....best?

Each one is hilarious!

Thank you for the much-needed laugh!

[underpants]

13. Hey! Why didn't *I* get a small plane? racest BANKSTERS!

Or at least a pony.

[Cheviteau]

116. What?

I thought everyone got a plane. I got one. It doesn't have a fuselage or wings or engine. But it's air-worthy...gets me where I want to go. I'm sending Skinner a valentine next March or July...or whenever.

[pipi_k]

14. Hahahah!!! They're all so good...

but I think my favorite is the guy who wants to send us all to Mars.


WTF. I could use a vacation right about now after the winter we had in the Northeast.

As long as he's paying our fares...

[TexasProgresive]

15. I go for deleting INFO since they really hate it.

[KMOD]

16. .

[progressoid]

17. This is like reverse Sophie's choice.

All of them!

[countryjake]

18. WHAT... ALL OF IT? (your titles are the best part of this entire thread!)

For me, it's a toss-up between the "remove info" and Skinner's "small plane"...both of those made it necessary to clean my monitor.

ALRIGHTY THEN....bwahahahahahahaha!



Thanks for the chuckles, EarlG!

[Cha]

123. I agree.. They wouldn't be as funny without the descriptive captions and these comments in thread

are hilarious!

[countryjake]

133. Yup, the DU Hate Mail Bag has always been hilarious. Thanks, EarlG!

I'm so glad to see it again!

[Initech]

19. A lot of insanity in one post!

[MerryBlooms]

20. Beaut!

[Ilsa]

21. I'm voting for the author that missed his meds

for the last few days.

Oh wait, ...

[cyberswede]

22. Classic!

[Dont call me Shirley]

25. I vote for "The More You know" because Democrates.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

69. Well, he is Greek. n/t

[Dont call me Shirley]

70. Demos make excellent crates!

[Jamaal510]

73. I wonder if the "Democrates" Party

was founded by Socratese.

[Dont call me Shirley]

74. Maybe it was Socratease

[kickysnana]

26. When did we get drones? Why wasn't "I" informed! Off to meditate or medicate. n/t

[myrna minx]

27. i was ready to to vote for Skinner's small plane, until WillTwain's "roommate" ambled along.

[11 Bravo]

28. WillTwain was a troll among trolls. Half-bright and unsubtle ...

but (unintentionally) funny as Hell.

[Hekate]

30. The Hate Mail Bag -- I rejoice to see a fine old DU tradition revived

OMG what a fine collection of wing nuttery.

[awoke_in_2003]

31. I had to go with Willtwain's "roommate". nt

[truebluegreen]

32. Wicked funny choices but...ALRIGHTY THEN!

[TBF]

33. WillTwain's pretend roommate wins!

I put the small plane guy in 2nd place.

[MyOwnPeace]

34. to explain.............

I voted for the ACLU guy, because I'm thinking the ACLU will wonder where this space cadet came from - the same guy that has probably been picketing outside their office for the past 2 years for other, more "serious" grievances!

[CTyankee]

53. Oh, the ACLU knows all about hate mail...

I voted for that one too. The rant about the valentine hearts made me laugh out loud. Theatre of the absurd...

[MADem]

35. I don't know why the WARNED!!!! WARNED!!! bozo appeals to me so much...

....but it does. I love the self-important pomposity!!!

[spanone]

36. i hope their parents let them out of the basement soon...

[treestar]

37. The one starting the Anti-DU center

gets points for misspelling "impugn" due to the fact that he even tried to use the word "impugn."

[47of74]

135. Did we refer that dude to RimJob land?

[HassleCat]

38. Who, me?

I'm not a right wing nut, but you're all a bunch of liberal scum. When you ban me, it will not be because I called you a hateful name, but because you can't face the truth that you're all liberal scum. Remember, I'm not a right wing nut. Oh, almost forgot...BENGHAZI!

[Leith]

39. Had to Go with the Plane

Can you still be the admin while "your" in prison?

[Warren DeMontague]

126. I'm surprised anyone is still falling for Skinner's "I'll send you a defective plane" gambit.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Paka]

40. They are all too funny for words.

But I voted for the one who wanted all info removed. After all, everyone knows you can't trust facts!

[mountain grammy]

41. "out of office Democrates" is my absolute favorite

[rurallib]

45. That one did have "special" written all over it

[GP6971]

56. Demonstration Crates?

A new product line or something?

[boston bean]

63. Yeah rhyme it with Socrates. Lol.

[mountain grammy]

77. Ha, good

[hifiguy]

42. The querelously unhinged nature of these meatballs, not to mention

their difficulties with punctuation, spelling, and the other nuts and bolts of written English, calls to mind their founding father - Ladeeez an gennulmen, the original paranoid ranter, Francis E. Dec, Esquire!!!

"Worldwide open secret. Solely Mr. Dec heralds the true god in the entire history of the universe. Not even in the Truth, oy vey, Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's eight-page detailed letter exposing the worldwide deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worst deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire universe and the entire history of the entire universe namely the Communist Atheist Conspiracy with all of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church. These facts, like the below facts, cannot be found in the Communist Gangster Computer God concocted and manipulated so-called history and news media.

Communist Gangster Computer God, unbelievably staged like Hollywood scum-on-top Tsarina alias Great Dictator Franklin D. Roosevelt, the polio paralyzed legless drug addict idiotic suicidal Tsarina fag who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers exterminated in an exploding ball of flame by a planted bomb here in safe USA airfield shortly after take-off at the end of Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned arduous 'round-the-world good-will flying trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful electronically sophisticated luxurious ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane. Not only all stairways had inclines added for Tsarina Roosevelt's computerized wheelchair, but a football field sized glass house type building was built in sight of the White House for his medicinal piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet deep swimming pool where he waded naked with his nurses and had sodomy affairs. Ones very near to him have written popular books about his sodomy oy vey love affairs. Already in his third term he was a helpless and useless stretcher case incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention."

more at the Kooks Museum: http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/dec.html

[kentauros]

95. Francis E. Dec was featured in the SubGenius book, High Weirdness by Mail,

almost thirty ! years ago. Can't believe it's been that long since I bought that book and learned about Frances E. Dec, Esq.

Also, reading his rants with a straight face from beginning to end is difficult but not impossible. I managed to do that with a short one on the air back in the early 90s, and in the second link below, someone else did more of his rants on air.

SubGenius Wiki - Frances E. Dec, Esq.
The Rants of Francis E. Dec, Esq. (audio recordings on Internet Archive)

[hifiguy]

96. That's where I first found out about him.

There's a big article on paranoid ranters, Dec being one of the main featurees, in Donna Kossy's book Kooks.

Which is amazingly still available! http://www.amazon.com/Kooks-Guide-Outer-Limits-Belief/dp/0922915679

[kentauros]

99. That's another book I bought back then,

and recommend it as well. Although I loved the "Enigmas" section the most. Lots of lost and/or forgotten geniuses there... such as Paul Laffoley.

[icymist]

43. Really funny!

[hibbing]

44. Glad to see the hate mail back Earl G!

I can't imagine some of the others that come in.

Peace

[uppityperson]

46. tough choice between willtwain and the plane one. thanks for the laugh

[Autumn]

47. So Skinner re gifted the plane we got him huh?

That was just rude. It took us a whole week of selling those damn valentines hearts, and he re gifted it.

[hifiguy]

55. DUzy!!

[CTyankee]

64. Oh, that's funny!

[Half-Century Man]

48. I will chose after I get a point clarified.

Assuming Skinner sent a small plane which crashed somewhere.
Was there some small funeral for a small pilot; a short stay in a small town hospital; a small miracle and he/she walked away; or am I just missing some small detail?

[strategery blunder]

49. I thought the plane landed on the Capitol for the Citizens United mailman protest...

...The plane was Skinner's? Who knew?

[surrealAmerican]

50. so hard to choose just one

Do we all get small plains now? I'll be waiting for mine. Maybe I should email MSNBC about it.

[left-of-center2012]

51. About that trip to Mars ....

Sign me up.

[pinboy3niner]

71. Skinner will be sending you a spaceship any time now

[randome]

52. "AND THEN THE PCP KICKED IN".

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[hifiguy]

65. Want a beer?

How 'bout some ether??

[Orsino]

54. Nothing here that can't be fixed by public education, media divestiture and boner pills. n/t

[Duppers]

57. and these people vote?!

Assuming that not all of these are sock puppets, because I know such idiots do exist.

[Quasimodem]

93. Everyone except WillTrain's roommate votes.

WillTrain's roommate went to Harvard last year and was asked to pass the 1964 Louisiana literacy test for black voters, and failed.

http://tinyurl.com/q6sjcdz

[Duppers]

94. lol

Some years ago someone posted a link to the test. I too failed, of course.

[L0oniX]

58. WillTwain actually is Bob Boudelang.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/index.html

Even these guys over on Discussionist piped in with an opinion on WillTwain's methodology...

Hey Will --->

[GP6971]

60. Wow !!!

Forgot all about that!! Classic and now I'll have to go back and reread them! I'll be laughing the next few days!!

Thanks for posting!!

[Sheepshank]

101. Oh my freaking heck....the sign off after a rant.....

Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is not a gayo-American despite the Marty Graw mask. You can reach him at [e-mail] unless you are making some sort of lood preposition, or something.

"lood preposition", it's a spoof...right?

[L0oniX]

107. *

Yep its a spoof ...but I think a lot of the fodder content came from DU hate mail.

[mindwalker_i]

59. "And then the PCP kicked in"

Aw man, he went ALL CAPS on your ass!

[Enthusiast]

61. The obvious wing nut that claims he is not a wing nut.

[hifiguy]

97. "I'm not crazy, but

did you know the Martians are coming next Saturday? They told me themselves. Honest!"

[Sissyk]

62. Hilarious!!

Please post these more often!

[n2doc]

66. The Crazy is strong in this batch n/t

[byronius]

67. Thank you thank you thank you.

[petronius]

68. The all-in-caps "BIZZARO WORLD" made me LOL

That last sentence conjures up a hilarious image of the sort of person who thinks that's a scathing capstone to their goofy-ass rant...

[Jamaal510]

72. Do these people not know/care

that they eventually end up as the butt of our ridicule with this hate mail? They think they're hurting Skinner's or Earl's feelings, but neither of them could probably care less and are probably too busy with other things to really dwell into some bozo's comments.

[JimDandy]

76. The 'remove info' was hilarious...

A little too much weed and a whole lot of RW education me thinks...

[Agschmid]

82. Yup, lol.

[riqster]

78. I think Democrates was one of Pliny the Welder's students...

Or maybe he studied under Sophocles...

[JohnnyRingo]

79. I had to go with the first one.

I mean he actually sat down and did the math: "70% of our problems would be gone...".

Not 63% or 78%, but exactly 70%. I have to appreciate such exhaustive research behind a cranky email.

[Suji to Seoul]

80. So much stupid it burns

After reading their turds of wisdom.

[beerandjesus]

81. "Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?"

Obviously, the ILLUMINATI!

[wryter2000]

84. Masturpieces, all of them

So hard to choose.

[stevenleser]

85. I think Lee Mercer Jr. is emailing you. This sounds like him. (All three)

The below absolutely sounds like something that would be on a Lee Mercer Jr. website.
_____________________________________________________

THE MORE YOU KNOW...

Subject: Warned!

Warned!

Recently,out of office Democrates warned Technologist and 1978 Dallas and Fort
worth campaign director Bill Clements for governor Donald Bell that President
Obama had authorized Justice Department operatives and colluding electricity
companies operatives to affectuate a murderous hit on him. Believed causation?

To prevent the public from accessing free electricity as provided by RESSE and
BTLE technologies. Both technologies designed and given homage by Donald Bell.
Now America and the world know of President Obama's murderous, unconscionable
and unacceptable behavior.

The below is from his 2008 campaign website. Tell me there isn't something similar about these two excerpted pieces.

The continuation of my biography background experience, graduate education and political experience is being held because of a Lack of authorities debriefing funds and interest for their liability to me.

I am in a stalled police debriefing with the Houston Police Department waiting for me to sue to complete my debriefing for my background biography with them in the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas The University of Texas ROTC to West Point Military Academy U.S. Navy doctorate degree in Police Science.

As a part of my continuing eduaction, I am making my presidential campaign part of my ROTC Intelligence Academics to record the learnings, doings, and examples of the United States Government as a government consultant, community developer, and financial planner appointed by the United States Federal Congress to record my biography in the United States Government Presidential Election for 2008 from Electronic Surveillance to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone.

I have a doctor degree Phd. as a doctor of laws, medicine ( not practitioner of medicine, i.e. physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only.
I will receive my doctor degrees in a court of law only. My final graduation will be in a United States of America’s Court which was ordered by my second ROTC Board and Staff Janet Reno former U.S. Attorney General, former Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army and Secretary Of State of The United States General Colin Powell, Sr. and former Secretary of The United States Army Togo West. They will be joining me circumstantially later.

[Aerows]

87. I almost went with the airplane thing

but WillTwain pretending to be his own roommate took the cake.

[amuse bouche]

88. Who said RWNJs aren't funny ?

[raven mad]

89. I am getting breathless from giggles...............

People WRITE this crap?

[ismnotwasm]

90. This was hard--DU getting sued because of valentine hearts cracked me up

But WillTwains roommate wins

[stevenleser]

92. the Valentines hearts has to be satire, right? Right?!?!?!!!

LOL

[BlancheSplanchnik]

98. race, racer, racest.

Oooooooooo, superlatives.

[Bossy Monkey]

100. Well?! Have you removed the info yet? (tapping foot) n/t

[LeftishBrit]

102. I was too late to vote, but would have gone for the one who wanted to remove all info

That's one of the things that right-wing nuts dislike most: info!

[countryjake]

115. You can still vote now. EarlG extended the time on his poll. n/t

[LeftishBrit]

120. Thanks! - have voted!

[BainsBane]

103. Hey, I can't vote

is that because I don't have a star?

[herding cats]

104. I can't vote either and I do have a star.

I dunno what's up with the poll, but it's no longer clickable.

[countryjake]

114. EarlG has extended the time for the poll. Now 20+ hrs left to vote. n/t

[herding cats]

119. Thank you for letting me know!

I really appreciate it.

[Warren DeMontague]

127. I was flying over to vote in that small plane Skinner sent me and...

[countryjake]

128. When I read that one, I pictured something more like this...

Alrighty then!

(Earl's comment for it is still cracking me up)

[Warren DeMontague]

130. Or this guy.

[PeaceNikki]

108. Obviously the Republicans have deemed your registration null and void.

[BainsBane]

109. Monsanto is at it again

Just like they silenced Kevin Trudeau.

[PeaceNikki]

110. .

[BainsBane]

111. I told her she won all of the DUs

past, present, and future, for the funniest damn comment in the history of interwebbing.


I was reading that thread and laughing in dire family circumstances. It was that funny.

[countryjake]

113. Earl has fixed that! You now have more than 20 hrs left to vote!

He's changed the expiration time on the poll.

[Hissyspit]

105. Proud to be Rec #100

How can I not rec the hate mailbag?

[MaggieD]

106. The ones ranting about HRC....

... sound like they could have been pulled right from DU postings. Are we sure they weren't? LOL!

[Quackers]

112. I kinda want to go to Mars.

Doesn't sound like much of a punishment. We could establish a colony, expand our knowledge, and push the boundaries of humankind to become much more than we are. Hell, I'm on board. Send me to Mars!

[love_katz]

118. This is the best present of belly laughs that I've had in months.

[Cha]

124. How fun.. they qualified their rw nut job rant with.. "I'm not a rwing nut job"! ROFL Just a

regular ol fox truther brainwashed nut case.

[Warren DeMontague]

125. FUCK YESSS!!!!!!

I always wanted to go.

[countryjake]

129. Thanks to Earl, now we're all gonna wanna go...

[HappyMe]

132. I had to go with Skinner and the plane.

It was a toss up between that, and the horrifying, "offensive" valentine hearts. So much lunacy, so little time.

[47of74]

134. Small plane?

I think he has DU confused with the CIA.

[Jester Messiah]

136. "We get offended at it." LOL

So? Who cares? What is the consequence of your offense? Oh, I see... nothing at all!